My Little Poney Article: Trixie's funhouse spoof (mature humor involved).. PART 3

Trixie's funhouse spoof (mature humor involved).. PART 3

posted by Canada24

Trixie leads them into the creepy funhouse.
SB: Hmm.. This is a very depressing room.. No sunlight.. No hope.. (excited) We should convince Cheerliee to have classes in here!.
AB: So.. Trixie.. Are wewe sure wewe want us in here?
Trixie: Oh. I 'differently' want wewe in here.. (evil chuckle)
Scootaloo: (nervous) Hmmm... I don't think I like the sound of that laugh.

(skips to the crusaders being chained to the walls).
Scootaloo: (angrily) I KNEW I DIDN'T LIKE SOUND OF THAT LAUGH!!
Trixie: SHUT UP!! (whips them)
Trixie: Hurts, don't it!
SB: I don't know.. (pervertly) Maybe wewe should whip me HARDER.
Trixie: (whips Sweetie Belle as hard as she can)
SB: (eroused kwa this) OH, GOD!
Trixie: Your all my prisoners now!
Scoot: Ohh yeah! Well just wewe wait! Ditty is probably sensing my danger, and is on his way..

(back in canterlot, the fairly large, black alicorn, we all know as Ditto, is seen obsessively playing Call of Duty online).
Ditto: T bag time my friend!
Shining Armor: (knocking on Ditto's door from off view) Uhhh, commander, are wewe in there?
Ditto: Not now kid, I'm busy!
Shining Armor: But boss, I think there might be zaidi troubl-
Ditto: (screaming) I alisema I'M BUSY!!
Shining Armor: (nervously) Okay, okay (leaves)

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Windwakerguy430 This was real good. Love it

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Octavia Unchained part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The inayofuata morning, Dexter took Octavia to a bar. A sign was at the door, and it alisema Stallions only.

Dexter: Ah to hell with that sign. We'll discuss our plan in there. *enters*
Octavia: *Follows Dexter*
Waiter: *Stares*
Piano Player: *stops playing*
Everypony: *staring*
Stallion: Hey! We don't allow bitches in here!
Dexter: Yeah well this gppony, pony ain't a bitch. She's a lady.
Stallion: I'm getting the sheriff!! *runs off*
Dexter: *sits down*
Octavia: *Sits down*
Waiter: May I recommend the poison of the day?
Dexter: Sure.
Waiter: Poison. Get that mare out of here.
Dexter: It's alright, she's with me....

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The Nightmare Before krisimasi part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Back at Halloween Town, the mayor was panicking

Mayor: We've got to find Jack!! He hasn't been here for a day, and the inayofuata Halloween won't be here for another 365 days!
Werewolf pony: 364!
Mayor: We need to find him immediately!
Vampire gppony, pony 1: We searched everywhere.
Vampire gppony, pony 2: Even through the pumpkin, boga patch!
Vampire gppony, pony 3: I stepped in a pumpkin, boga to.
Mayor: Well he's not here! We need to raise the alarm!!
Police: *raise alarm*
Sally: *hears alarm* Oh no.
Professor Something: What is it?
Sally: Nothing.
Professor Something: Good. Now hurry up with my lunch!
Sally: *making lunch* I've got to...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 8 part 18

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Fight scene

On juu of the castle, upinde wa mvua Dash was lost. She couldn't find the others

Rainbow Dash: *finds window*
Twilight: *comes out of window*
Rainbow Dash: *attacks*
Twilight: *blocks attack*
Rainbow Dash: *keeps attacking*
Twilight: *dodges, and swings sword*
Rainbow Dash: Nnnnnnhhh *tries to push sword away from her*
Twilight: Man give up. wewe can't defeat me!
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Twilight: Then you're thinking the wrong way *attacks*
Rainbow Dash: *blocks attack*
Twilight: *about to hit upinde wa mvua Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *kicks Twilight in the eye*
Twilight: Ow!

Rainbow Dash's kick caused Twilight to lose...

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Con Mane: The New Saga 1/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The famous spy of the Central Intelligence Of Equestria has returned!

The story begins at a Mexican airbase.

P: What do wewe see?
Con: Other then rain, and explosive weapons from communists?
P: Ach. zaidi serious then I thought.
S: Hang on, there's a gppony, pony there that looks familiar.
P: Yeah, isn't that Snails?
Con: I see him too.
Snails: Get all these weapons to our base in Las Pegasus as soon as possible!
Mexican pony98: Yes sir.
Con: We have to get rid of those weapons *shoots nuclear missile*
Moneybit: What the fuck is he doing?
P: His job.
mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Con: *kills three mexicans*...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 8 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run kwa thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 8: The Secret Unicorn Club

June 1, 1951

Honey had just finished bringing a train into Cheyenne. She was going to wait for her inayofuata assignment at the station, when she saw a sign.

Honey: The secret unicorn club?
Gordon: That's right, and if you're not a unicorn wewe can't join.
Honey: Who would want to jiunge your club anyway?
Jeff: Me.
Coffee Creme:...

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Interview With BronyJustice's OC, Shinin' Row

posted by karinabrony

What is your OC's name?

Shinin Row

How old is he?

He's pretty much what other ponies like Octavia au Derpy.

What is his hobby?

Playin video games (if they exist in the Equestria), and listening and makin muziki

Does he have any relatives?

Of course he does, his fam's is as big as the apple Fam

What is his personality?

He has a Hip Hop like style. His family and Marafiki say that he's hilarious. And real sensitive

Does he know how to make Marafiki easily?

Sort of, he sometimes try this and that to make some but he comes through

Has he met any gppony, pony from the mane 6?

He obviously met Pinkie Pie of...

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a siku without sugar Part 1

posted by ppgFireball

Pinkie Pie: *is eating cupcakes, candy, and other sweets.
Rainbow Dash: man Pinkie Pie, wewe sure do have a sweet tooth.
Pinkie Pie: of course i am, sweets is everything i'll eat!
*someone knocks on door*
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, we need to talk.
Pinkie Pie: *opens door* yeah Twilight?
Twilight: about your addiction to sweets. people have been complaining about a crazy sweets-loving gppony, pony has eaten everything in he bakery.
Pinkie: *acts like it wasn't her fault* that's terrible! who would do that?!
Twilight: you.
Pinkie: heh heh.
Twilight: i'm afraid we're going to put wewe on a one siku dies from candy...

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upinde wa mvua Dash Presents: A crossover part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This crossover is with MLP: FIM, and upinde wa mvua Dash presents.

Today is a really awesome day, even though my leg is friggen broken, but that doesn't really matter. I got the entire week off from work, and I am going to hang with my friends. I fly down to Twilight's house, and Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Spike are there. When I arrive Pinkie Pie says, "Rainbow Dash wewe made it. yes"

Twilight's mad I guess, because she's no longer an alicorn. She was aliyopewa this potion to drink from Princess Celestia, and she became an alicorn, but it only lasted for like eight hours....

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34 mashabiki special!

posted by Dudespie

eYo! Just wanted to say something to wewe MLP fans!

Hi, I'm Dudespie, and I just wanted to say a few words to all my fellow Bronies and Pegasisters. Thank wewe for contributing to the fandom, and your hard work will NEVER be forgotten. Those haters, DON'T LISTEN TO THEM. They never gave the onyesha a chance, and judged it probably on the Pilot episodes and previews. The one thing that matters is Y.O.U. wewe are a shabiki of MLP, wewe may not be proud, but that's O.K. Some people may think that boys and girls over the age of 13 watch a onyesha meant for little girls is a tad bit weird, but who doesn't like...

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Dirty Harry Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was another bright morning in San Franciscolt. A group of happy colts, and fillies were getting ready to go to school on the bus, when the bus driver stopped at the bus stop. Then that's when Scorpio arrived.

Bus driver: Come on in children.
Scorpio: And stallion! Ok, take me to a phone booth.
Bus Driver: I can't sir. I gotta take these kids to school
Scorpio: Either wewe do as I say, au I get my gun to have wewe fired.
Bus Driver: Fuck. *drives*
Scorpio: hujambo kids, I'm going along with you. Who wants to sing a song? Old Mcdonald had a farm
kids: EIEIO.
Scorpio: And on his farm he had a duck....

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After "Me in Ponyville"-The interview

posted by Dragon-88

Well, even though the main story is over, the interview is still gonna happen. Let's take a look at this informative (yet funny au embarrassing) interview!

Celestia (as interviewer): So, Mark, wewe seem to have become popular!

AJ: wewe betcha! He's a lifesaver-and a real sweetheart!

Me: *blushing* Well, I....

Rainbow: (jumping in out of nowhere): Hiya! Can I jiunge in?

Celestia: Sweet apples! Be my guest! So, how do wewe feel about Pinkie Pie? I assume we know how wewe feel about AJ.

Me: She's ok, she does make the best cupcakes! Hit me, Pinkie!

Pinkie: Okey dokey Loki!

Me: So good! I'd like to invite Rarity...

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The last solstice - Chapter 1: New recruit

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 1: New recruit

What the nyasi, nyasi kavu am I even doing here? the thought passes through the stallion’s mind. He’s alone, in a large room. The sunrays shine through the gothic windows, bathing the sparkling marble floor in lightness, while the ceiling remains in the shadows, for it’s so up high. The royal blue stallion looks around the premise for the hundredth time. The atmosphere is formal but friendly. Four leather couches. A meza, jedwali in the middle. Fresh flowers. And deadly calmness. The thick walls of Canterlot ngome snuff out every noise coming from the outside. It’s...

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Equestria Girls Information:

posted by RavenVillanueva

"When a crown is stolen from the Crystal Empire, Twilight Sparkle pursues the thief into an alternate world where she transforms into a teenage girl who must survive her biggest challenge yet… high school. With help from her new Marafiki who remind her of Ponyville’s Applejack, Rarity, upinde wa mvua Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy, she embarks upon a quest to find the crown and change the destiny of these two parallel worlds."

zaidi Details: link

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Diamond Tiara's Are Forever part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con had to follow, those two ponies that were chasing Whataspy in a different car, since they saw his Special.

Thumper: I think were being followed.
Bambi: No were not. Relax were almost there.
Con: These houses are nice.

The two soon went into their house, and Con teleported into it

Bambi: We have someone intruding!
Con: No I'm not, I just thought I could ask some questions.
Thumper: *hits Con*
Con: Catch me if wewe can earth ponies *teleports to swimming pool*
Bambi: Where did he go?
Thumper: Who cares? We don't have to worry about him anymore.
Bambi: What if he's still inside?
Con: They have an...

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The Truth About Chrysalis' Life: PART 2

posted by soomin1208

The inayofuata siku in school, everypony started to stare at Cadence with a nasty look. Cadence turned red of embarresment. "So ya have the guts to cone to school after calling Chrysalis a bully!" alisema a colt. Cadence got mad. "She is a bully! She is always mean to me!" she shouted out. "Oh yeah? When?!" alisema another mare. "Ummmmm.." mumbled Cadence, trying to find a lie. "Liar!" alisema a mwana-, mwana-punda as he walked away. Cadence ran to the Mares' bathroom crying, and she spotted Chrysalis in the bathroom too.

Chrysalis: Why are wewe crying Cadence?
Cadence: YOU! *stands up* wewe RUINED MY LIFE!
Chrysalis: *confused*...

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I Have A Lot Of Things In Common With The Mane 6 (EXTRA: News Of My Life Related To MLP

posted by MLPFIMFan765

Hello everypony! Today I will tell wewe guys about things I have in common with the mane 6.

Applejack: I am honest at school. I really like helping people out. I am also not afraid to get dirty.

Pinkie Pie: I am a hyper person on the inside, but on the outside, I am very quiet. I never talk in class. I am funny when I am with my BFF.

Rarity: I upendo to draw and ubunifu things. Whenever someone does something for me, I do something back. I also like to give and share.

Twilight Sparkle: I am very smart at school and I never got a 1 au 2 in my ripoti card. I upendo to read. I have the most book points...

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Shadow Ponies part 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Is normal siku In equestria. Pegasus clearing sky to great day. Twilight and pinki pie eating cake in Sugar cube corner but at the same time the sky darkened. Its not a clounds. The sun turns red and the earth plunged into darkness. Then unknow alicorn wstand up from darkness.
Alicorn - hahaha... its started...
Twilight - Who are wewe and what started!
Alicorn - oh... listin everypony I am King of Shadow Ponies
Twilight - Shadow Ponies?
King of Shadow Ponies - yes wewe stupid Pony!
Twilight - Oh! I read about Shadow Ponies in my book! Oh no...
Pinki Pie - Whats wrong Twilight
Twilight - Oh no no no no...

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The Lost Memories - Part 3 [Intense] [Sad]

posted by Quillabex

One kwa one I would see a pegasus fall down in the sky, and every once in a while I saw a griffin fall. "The griffins are winning!" I thought to myself. I flew over to RainbowDash to help her fighting a whole lot of griffins.
"RainbowDash, um, hello?" I called over as I flew towards her.
"What?" Rainbowdash said. Her attention drew away from fighting to where I was flying. A griffin clawed at her face leaving a big scratch. "How stupid of my self!" I thought. I dashed over to help fight.
"Listen, this isn't really a good time to talk, can't wewe see I'm in the middle of something?" She said...

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"Tolerance?" A rant kwa btflash

posted by btflash

This macro wewe see here is most likely one of, if not THE first image macro(s) in the brony fandom. It spawned a catch phrase that many bronies stand au live by. upendo and Tolerance is something that many believe holds our fandom together, and I'm pretty sure most believe the onyesha we upendo so much upholds that belief.

My belief, however, is that the term "Love and Tolerance" is getting a bit... overused.

Here's my first point of reasoning: I don't remember a single instance where the onyesha mentions "Tolerance," au tells us to practice it. Love, yes, but not tolerance.
Think about it. Every...

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The Secret About Pinkie Pie PT3

posted by pikachu700

Pinkie pie: what are wewe doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild wanyama and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt kwa them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued