posted by Seanthehedgehog
Location: The gppony, pony world: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 5:41 PM
Pete, and Metal Gloss finally returned to the hotel with the mirror.
Metal Gloss: *Puts mirror inayofuata to televisheni set*
Pete: Finally. I never thought we'd get it up here.
Metal Gloss: I never thought we'd get it at all.
Pete: Okay. Let's see if this works. Wait here, I'll be back. *Goes into the mirror*
Inside the human world, Pete found out that the mirror took him to a clothing store. Several humans were staring at him.
Pete: awkward. *Goes back to the gppony, pony world*
Metal Gloss: What did wewe see?
Pete: I saw a bunch of humans staring at me. They looked really confused.
Then suddenly, three ponies came out of the mirror.
gppony, pony 1: Where are we?
gppony, pony 2: I don't know. *Looks at gppony, pony 1, and 3* Holy shit! wewe turned into horses!
gppony, pony 3: *Looks at herself in the mirror, then screams*
Pete: Don't be scared. It's actually not that bad.
gppony, pony 1: Where are we?!
Metal Gloss: San Franciscolt.
gppony, pony 1: Don't wewe mean San Francisco?
Metal Gloss: Nope. San Franciscolt.
gppony, pony 3: What state is San Franciscolt in?
Metal Gloss: Alicornia.
gppony, pony 2: Alicornia?
gppony, pony 1: Sounds almost like California.
gppony, pony 3: What country is this?
gppony, pony 2: Fuck this, let's go back. *Goes into the mirror*
gppony, pony 1: Acutally, I like this place.
gppony, pony 3: Me too.
Both ponies left Pete, and Metal Gloss alone in their hotel room. Then, Hawkeye arrived.
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye! *Hugs Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Sees Pete, Metal Gloss, then looks at his hooves* It's great to be a gppony, pony again. I was being interrogated kwa two gangsters, and I realized they tied me up in a chair in a dark room right inayofuata to the mirror.
Metal Gloss: What was it like in the human world?
Hawkeye: Boring. In fact, I bet wewe a hundred dollars that they wouldn't notice me if I didn't wear any clothing.
And so, Hawkeye entered the human world without any clothing on at all.
Hawkeye: *Walks out of the clothing store* Hi, how are you?
Person 63: Good.
Hawkeye: *Walks to the train station*
Duke: *Checking the brakes on his locomotive*
Hawkeye: *Walks onto the station*
People: *Not noticing Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Walks onto the train*
People: *Looking at Hawkeye, and laughing while pointing at him*
Hawkeye: Does anyone have two one hundred dollar bills?
kwa the time Hawkeye returned to the gppony, pony world, he was slightly angry as he walked out of the mirror with two hundred dollars.
Hawkeye: *Gives Pete, and Metal Gloss one hundred dollars* Here, I aliiba this from that clothing store, so make it last. I gotta do something with this mirror.
Outside, several ponies were walking on a sidewalk. One of the ponies got squished kwa the mirror that fell from the hotel room.
Hawkeye: Sorry! That wasn't supposed to happen! Anyway, now that the mirror is destroyed, no one can make anymore Equestria Girls shit.
Metal Gloss: What's Equestria Girls?
Hawkeye: wewe don't wanna know.
Pete: Let's get back to Cheyenne.
inayofuata siku at Cheyenne.
Gordon: *Sitting at Pete's desk* I'm glad to be controller, and things are working with perfection.
But at the trainyard, there were eight freight trains waiting to enter the yards. Both tracks on the mainline were blocked.
Wilson: How could wewe let this happen wewe two?!
Mike: I don't know Wilson!
Orion: We were doing our best.
Wilson: Wearing a dress, and running around with a bunduki isn't doing your best.
Gordon: *Relaxing in Pete's office, and begins to smoke a cigar*
Pete: *Enters his office with Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss* Okay Gordon, what have wewe done?
Gordon: I took over for wewe sir.
Pete: Right. Somepony turn off that music!
The song stops.
Pete: Thank you.
Gordon: Come on! I don't know where that song was coming from, but it was enjoyable.
Hawkeye: How many times have we broken the 4th ukuta in this fanfic?
Metal Gloss: I think four times.
Gordon: Anyway, I thought Pierce was supposed to be dead!
Hawkeye: Someday, but not today.
Gordon: FUUUCK!! *Leaves the office in a rage*
Pete: *Laughs with Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss*
The song turns back on, picking up from where it stopped.