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Location: The gppony, pony world: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 5:41 PM

Pete, and Metal Gloss finally returned to the hotel with the mirror.

Metal Gloss: *Puts mirror inayofuata to televisheni set*
Pete: Finally. I never thought we'd get it up here.
Metal Gloss: I never thought we'd get it at all.
Pete: Okay. Let's see if this works. Wait here, I'll be back. *Goes into the mirror*

Inside the human world, Pete found out that the mirror took him to a clothing store. Several humans were staring at him.

Pete: awkward. *Goes back to the gppony, pony world*
Metal Gloss: What did wewe see?
Pete: I saw a bunch of humans staring at me. They looked really confused.

Then suddenly, three ponies came out of the mirror.

gppony, pony 1: Where are we?
gppony, pony 2: I don't know. *Looks at gppony, pony 1, and 3* Holy shit! wewe turned into horses!
gppony, pony 3: *Looks at herself in the mirror, then screams*
Pete: Don't be scared. It's actually not that bad.
gppony, pony 1: Where are we?!
Metal Gloss: San Franciscolt.
gppony, pony 1: Don't wewe mean San Francisco?
Metal Gloss: Nope. San Franciscolt.
gppony, pony 3: What state is San Franciscolt in?
Metal Gloss: Alicornia.
gppony, pony 2: Alicornia?
gppony, pony 1: Sounds almost like California.
gppony, pony 3: What country is this?
Pete: Equestria.
gppony, pony 2: Fuck this, let's go back. *Goes into the mirror*
gppony, pony 1: Acutally, I like this place.
gppony, pony 3: Me too.

Both ponies left Pete, and Metal Gloss alone in their hotel room. Then, Hawkeye arrived.

Pete: Pierce!
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye! *Hugs Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Sees Pete, Metal Gloss, then looks at his hooves* It's great to be a gppony, pony again. I was being interrogated kwa two gangsters, and I realized they tied me up in a chair in a dark room right inayofuata to the mirror.
Metal Gloss: What was it like in the human world?
Hawkeye: Boring. In fact, I bet wewe a hundred dollars that they wouldn't notice me if I didn't wear any clothing.

And so, Hawkeye entered the human world without any clothing on at all.

Hawkeye: *Walks out of the clothing store* Hi, how are you?
Person 63: Good.
Hawkeye: *Walks to the train station*
Duke: *Checking the brakes on his locomotive*
Hawkeye: *Walks onto the station*
People: *Not noticing Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Walks onto the train*
People: *Looking at Hawkeye, and laughing while pointing at him*
Hawkeye: Does anyone have two one hundred dollar bills?

kwa the time Hawkeye returned to the gppony, pony world, he was slightly angry as he walked out of the mirror with two hundred dollars.

Hawkeye: *Gives Pete, and Metal Gloss one hundred dollars* Here, I aliiba this from that clothing store, so make it last. I gotta do something with this mirror.

Outside, several ponies were walking on a sidewalk. One of the ponies got squished kwa the mirror that fell from the hotel room.

Hawkeye: Sorry! That wasn't supposed to happen! Anyway, now that the mirror is destroyed, no one can make anymore Equestria Girls shit.
Metal Gloss: What's Equestria Girls?
Hawkeye: wewe don't wanna know.
Pete: Let's get back to Cheyenne.

inayofuata siku at Cheyenne.

Song: link

Gordon: *Sitting at Pete's desk* I'm glad to be controller, and things are working with perfection.

But at the trainyard, there were eight freight trains waiting to enter the yards. Both tracks on the mainline were blocked.

Wilson: How could wewe let this happen wewe two?!
Mike: I don't know Wilson!
Orion: We were doing our best.
Wilson: Wearing a dress, and running around with a bunduki isn't doing your best.
Gordon: *Relaxing in Pete's office, and begins to smoke a cigar*
Pete: *Enters his office with Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss* Okay Gordon, what have wewe done?
Gordon: I took over for wewe sir.
Pete: Right. Somepony turn off that music!

The song stops.

Pete: Thank you.
Gordon: Come on! I don't know where that song was coming from, but it was enjoyable.
Hawkeye: How many times have we broken the 4th ukuta in this fanfic?
Metal Gloss: I think four times.
Gordon: Anyway, I thought Pierce was supposed to be dead!
Hawkeye: Someday, but not today.
Gordon: FUUUCK!! *Leaves the office in a rage*
Pete: *Laughs with Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss*

The song turns back on, picking up from where it stopped.

The End
 Nutty
Nutty
Chapter 2:Sugar rush
Rainbow dash was sleeping on a cloud, she paid Derpy 12 bits to do weather patrol for her. It was 2 weeks since Flippy arrived, he was fitting in well enough. He had a job, he was teaching apple bloom's class. School was let out early for another welcoming party.

“i wonder who it is this time.” Flippy thought. “well, I’ll find out, I wonder if the fillies are coming this time, I hope it's not one of Fliqpy's 'jokes'.” applejack was picking up apple bloom and Sweetie belle was being picked up kwa Rarity. Flippy was was walking to the party. When he got there it seemed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I didn't have to shoot them, but I did. There laying behind me while I was shooting at Princess Celestia's army were Twilight Sparkle, Queen Asshole, and Silver Spoon. All three of them were dead. The shooting stops for a while, and there is a long silence. "What made wewe think wewe could come here and do whatever wewe want?" Celestia finally asks. "Didn't wewe know I was watching wewe while wewe were here?" "You saw everything?" I ask terrified. "Everything. I saw wewe onyesha up in your car, I saw wewe race upinde wa mvua Dash, and I saw wewe throw a philly! Not only did wewe throw this philly, but wewe also...
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It slithered out of the shadows and up to Dawn Bright's bed. It's eyes narrowed as it perpared to strike at its unsuspecting victim. That's when unicorn intution took over.

Dawn Bright didn't know why but suddenly she woke up. Staring her in the face was a snake, black as night. Dawn Bright screamed as she backed up against the wall. Even though she wasn't afraid of snakes, She was terrified of this one. It didn't look solid and had two front claws. It hissed, probably annoyed cause she woke up.

Dawn Bright had to think fast, the snake was already fast approaching. She concentrated on the snake....
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I know, it sounds like a stupid thing to rant about, but it's been bugging me for a few days now. XD

"And, who is this upinde wa mvua Dash?"

Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"

I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:

"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only gppony, pony to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced kwa Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."

I mean, is that humiliating?

I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.

Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.
 Our beloved Fluttershy.
Our beloved Fluttershy.
(You may not get the references, but this will be a series. XD)

She would be:

For Skyrim: Hm... hard one. Maybe Babette before she joined the Dark Brotherhood...? XD link

For The Office (US): Pam, in early seasons. Not in the later ones: just in the early ones. link

For Warriors: Leafpool, as an apprentice, so Leafpaw. link

For 30 ROCK: ... No one. XD Because no one there is really shy.

For Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Hm... perhaps Diglett, but as a girl? Diglett doesn't talk much, so. link

I'll be posting zaidi of these soon. ^^
 Babette, a very old vampire--who's eternally a ten-year-old.
Babette, a very old vampire--who's eternally a ten-year-old.
 Pam Beasly, from Season One's episode "Basketball".
Pam Beasly, from Season One's episode "Basketball".
 Leafpool, a gentle, quiet medicine cat. Warrior as of Series Three, Book Six.
Leafpool, a gentle, quiet medicine cat. Warrior as of Series Three, Book Six.
 Diglett, an apprentice at Wigglytuff's Guild while wewe are there.
Diglett, an apprentice at Wigglytuff's Guild while you are there.
Dawn Bright hung her head low as she entered the house. She didn't even look up when her little brother, Sky Shot, and dad, Quick Wing, asked her how it went. She stumbled up the stairs to her room. Inside, Pyro, the silver/ dhahabu dragon she had found as a baby, was dusting her bookshelves.

"So how'd it go," Pyro asked.

Dawn just groaned and leapt into bed. With that response the sarcastic little dragon replied, "Oh so it went amazing this mwaka and wewe did not get grounded for a mwezi from vitabu like last time?"

"No, worse," Dawn grunted.

Pyro answered, not able to keep the surprise from his voice,...
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posted by Teawanee
I'm bored and in a mod to do something with my gppony, pony OC, so here's her story. Enjoy I guess.

Nightlife was born to an earth gppony, pony mother, and Pegasus father in Baltimare. She was always a bit different. In school, she often had trouble staying awake. She was often teased because of her differences, so one siku she ran away from home. She ran until l she couldn't anymore, and fell asleep. She woke up at night, and was amazed at everything she saw. wanyama and plants she'd never sen and rarely in ever even heard of, all beautifully lit kwa the moon and stars. She was walking along and saw a racoon...
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posted by btflash
Eh, seen a few people do this, may as well make a orodha of my own. I mean why not?

Also, I will NOT be putting any of the Mane 6 on this list, 'cause that would be kind of cheating.

#5) Octavia

What can I say? I upendo music. It's my absolute inayopendelewa part of the show. That being said, Octavia is on this orodha rather than Vinyl Scratch because I prefer classical muziki rather than things like dubstep and that sort of thing.
Anyway, back to Octavia. I also like how her character is designed. She has this calm and dignified expression that I think she pulls off better than any gppony, pony that would attempt...
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Everypony is walking around the caves, looking for an exit.

"There has to be a way out of here", alisema Nashgear.

"I can sense an exit just around the corner", alisema Destiny.

As everypony turned the corner, they came face to face with a crystal wall.

"Maybe your senses are off.", alisema Constance.

Everypony sighed, except Smiley. "Come on, cheer up everypony! Remember Pinkie's song! ♪Come on everypony, smile, smile, smile!♪", Smiley kept singing.

"And I thought Pinkie was annoying...", mumbled Constance.

"We have to keep looking, everypony", alisema Nashgear. "I know we'll find someway out of here."

Bluehooves...
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"So I defeated Princess Celestia, am holding Twilight and her Marafiki captive, and let my changelings go all over Equestria to take control the minds of everypony. Who says a girl can't have it all?" Queen Chrysalis laughed evilly.

"You won't get away with this", alisema Princess Celestia, hanging upside down from the ceiling of the kiti cha enzi room encased in green goo.

"Don't wewe see, Celestia? I already have." Queen Chrysalis flew up to Princess Celestia and looked into her eyes. "And there's nothing wewe can do about it." She flew back on the ground and sat in Celestia's throne. "Much better." She laughed evilly again.

-Meanwhile in the caves beneath Canterlot.
You and your team are trapped in the crystal caves beneath Canterlot. wewe have to figure out a way to get out of the caves(and no using magic, unicorns and alicorns), free Twilight and her friends, and defeat Queen Chrysalis! The fate of Equestria is in wewe and your team's hooves!
posted by StarWarsFan7
Let's all congratulate shadirby on her win!


Congratulations on winning, shadirby! How did wewe feel when wewe found out wewe won?
Oh my gosh, I was overjoyed that wewe guys liked what I do on here. Thank you, so much!

Who is best pony?
Octavia, of course.

Who is best gppony, pony out of the Mane Six?
Rarity.

Who is best gppony, pony out of minor/background ponies?
Octavia

Who is your inayopendelewa Cutie Mark Crusader? Sweetie Belle

Princess Celestia, Luna au Cadance?
Luna, for sure.

Do wewe sound like any pony?
I can do upinde wa mvua Dash pretty well...

Doctor Whooves au Derpy Hooves?
I'd have to say Doctor Whooves.

What is your...
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p.s.this is an episode that i came up with.pinkie pie: oh my gosh! I can't believe were going to the gala already! twilight:calm down pinkie. rarity: you're not the only one who's exited pinkie, I heard that the famous elusive would be there. apple jack: I heard that I'm gonna have some competion. they say that one of the farm ponies from fillydalphia is gonna be there. upinde wa mvua dash: come on guys it's not that big a deal. all: not a big deal!(theme song) fluttershy: um, excuse me, rarity? rarity: ah fluttershy! come here i have a new dress for you. fluttershy: oh is that what wewe wanted me...
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After QC was vanquished, my Marafiki got out of the caves, and Princess Celestia wasout of the green goo and back on her hooves, she called a grand gathering to award me on saving Equestria from QC. Everypony in Canterlot and Ponyville came to the gathering.

"Mares and Gentlecolts, we are gathered here today to award Fluttershy for saving Equestria from Queen Chrysalis", alisema Princess Celestia. "Element of kindness? zaidi like the Element of bravery." Everypony laughed.

"Speech", shouted Dashie.

"Oh, well, okay", I said. I went and stood in front of the ponies from Ponyville and Canterlot and...I...
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posted by Dark-Armor
The Hunger games had continued everybody knew they had to fight au they die, everybody found their own water hole except Fluttershy cuz she was to distracted kwa the cute animals, they all had to hunt for chakula and that meant killing wanyama they all found chakula but not Fluttershy but the wanyama were her Marafiki so they got her berries and water, Black Stilton (Dark-Armor) sent out 7 soldiers each went to 1 of them (the ponies) the Ponies fought the soldiers and killed them but Fluttershy did not kill the one that was sent for her cuz she hates fighting the robot stabbed her with his sword the sword went in side her body and came out the robot toke out his sword and Fluttershy died and came back to Ponyville everybody got informed that Fluttershy was eliminated. Who will be next? Find out in Chap.3. TO BE CONTINUED..........
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At Twilight Sparkle's house, we dried off. I and upinde wa mvua saw Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie there.

"Why are wewe guys here", upinde wa mvua asked.

"It's too dangerous to stay at Apples Acres with all the trees", alisema AJ.

"I'm here because I thought this be a good time to have a party", alisema PP.

Ew. I guess that's why that nickname never caught on.

"What about you, Rarity", I asked her.

"Well, um....thunder scares me", Rarity alisema while blushing.

She's scared of thunder? What a filly.

"What brings y'all here", asked AJ.

"You guys should have seen me! I was flying through the clouds-", I was interrupted...
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posted by whiteclaw
"We didn`t expect any of this, just a mwezi ago. We we`re at school laughing and telling jokes while we searched for our Cutie Marks, now we are on rooftops stealing rations. And for who? US, only us three. I`m not happy, I`m in Melancholy county after all. What`s their left to do in No Mares Land? I wish i could tell wewe Granny Smith and Big Mac were waiting in an old apartment for us, that they`re gonna hug and thank us for the Rations as we mgawanyiko, baidisha them between us. But I can`t, that would be nothing but a big fat lie."



To be continued...
posted by Katie_Kat200
Act 1: Chapter 2

“So, Twilight, what’s with all this stone again?” Stalagspike asked.

“Well, wewe see, Stalagspike, earth ponies and unicorns have been trying for a small time to find a way to get to places faster than with your hooves. Well not anymore!” Twilight shouted. She started using her makeshift tools to mold the stone into a round shape with a round hole in the middle.

“I call it…” Twilight said, “The Spinny Thingy!” Pinkie Rock glared at the newly named Spinny Thingy. She smiled and jumped on juu of it. And strangest thing, it started to roll. She used her hooves...
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upinde wa mvua Dash pushed forward, she made her way out of the hut. Little did she notice the Stallion standing behind her. "Well who are wewe lovely pegasus?" upinde wa mvua Dash squealed. He laughed, "I`m sorry I did not mean to frighten you!" upinde wa mvua scowled. The Stallion walked over to her.




"Recongize me sistah?!" the Stallion laughed again. upinde wa mvua looked him in the eyes, then shook her head. "IT`S ME!!! THE WHITE-COATED STALLION AT THE PARTY!!!" He yelled.
This time upinde wa mvua Dash broke out in hysterical laughter and so did the Stallion. "So wewe recongize me kwa my colours eh?" upinde wa mvua nodded. Then she...
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I shut the doors and windows to my mti maktaba and home.

"No distractions," I say as I head towards my special concentration book.

I lay down with my legs below me.

"TWILIGHT!"

I stare daggers at my baby dragon and loyal assistant, Spike.

"Spike, I upendo wewe and all but please go away."

This was a time that I don't need Spike around.

"Sorry. I know you're busy with you're magic and..."

Spike looks around. Then he sees my angry expression. He giggles nervously.

"I... I should, like, get going."

"Yeah wewe should. Like, NOW!"

Spike looks at me with guilt in his eyes. Tears swell up and he leaves with his...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

Bartholomew

Starring

Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Seanthehedgehog

Lady from CrazyWriterLady

Master Sword from Windwakerguy430

Skywalker from Alinah09

Whirl Wind from DragonAura15

Ten Cents, and Henrietta from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 3

Tugs

July 6, 1953

Skywalker is narrating

It was a nice, and beautiful day. The sun was shining, and a nice cool breeze was blowing all around the train station in Harmon.

Skywalker: *Waiting for inayofuata train*
Bartholomew: *Arrives in commuter train*
Lady: *Stops commuter*
Bartholomew: *Comes out of train* Hello Skywalker....
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