posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was watching zaidi television.
Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still inaonyesha that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Master Sword: You're starting to act like a recolor.
Saten Twist: Oh not this again.
Sean: *Knocks on door, but makes it fall* I did not want that to happen.
Master Sword: hujambo Sean, do wewe know what recolors are?
Sean: Don't mention them to me. They're the worst type of ponies everypony should know.
TheLivingTombstone: *Arrives* Hey! That's part of my song, Octavia's Overture. Make your own goddamn song, and stop stealing from me!
Sean: I never even heard of this guy.
Master Sword: Forget about it. He's not even part of the show. Anyway, Saten Twist doesn't know, au care about recolors.
Sean: Well wewe better. Otherwise, they'll kidnap you, and people will make recolors of you.
Saten Twist: I wouldn't mind seeing a green version of me.
Master Sword: So wewe don't care if your life is in danger?
Saten Twist: I don't even know what the word danger means.
Master Sword: I'm gonna try this again. I will onyesha wewe why recolors are bad. *Turns on TV*
Another episode of Recolors Are Dicks appeared.
The same two recolors from part 2 of this episode appear.
Recolor Snips: Hey. Give me all your money.
Recolor Snails: But I don't want to give wewe my money.
Recolor Snips: *Points a bazooka at Recolor Snails* I alisema give me all the goddamn money!
Recolor Snails: Oh, not this again.
Recolor Snips: Give me all the goddamn money.
Recolor Snails: *Grabs a bazooka, and points it at Snips* Aha! wewe weren't expecting that! Were you?
Recolor Snips: Well this scenario has taken an unexpected turn.
The TV turned off. Saten Twist was now confused.
Saten Twist: Why do wewe keep inaonyesha me this shit?
Master Sword: To let wewe know why recolors are dicks. I've already shown it to Snow Wonder, Double Scoop, Aina, and Tom. They all agree with me. Recolors are dicks.
Saten Twist: F*ck you. That's all the time we have for this episode. See wewe inayofuata time.