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posted by Canada24
ONE saa LATER

kwa this point Twilight had blacked out from pain/fear/shock all together.

But suddenly, Pinkamena stabbed an aderaline needle into Twilight, making her instantly wake up, her moyo racing.

Pinkamena: (uncharacteristically angry) Goodness Twiliy. Didn't anybody teach wewe manners!?.. It's rude to fall asleep when I'm trying to spend talk to you!.. I was so excited when I saw wewe were next. wewe could be telling all our secrets and stuff. But NOOOOO, wewe keep falling alseep!.. I mean, wewe don't see coming to "your" and falling asleep in a middle of when your talking to me.. I seen fouls last longer then wewe Twilight!.. Your suppose to be tough, your a princess!.. I mean, thought wewe could handle ANYTHING!?.. But I seen foals last longer then you!.. Do I have to baby you.. Is that how 'princess' Twilight wants to be rememebered!?.. As a BABY!?

Twi: Well.. That's what happens when wewe rip out my wings. And also of my lungs!..

Pinkamena: Don't be a baby.. Ponies can servive without one of their lungs.. I mean. Don't wewe watch tv!?

Twi: P Please Pinkie.. Please let me go.. I, I want to go home.

Pinkamena: I would upendo to let wewe go.. I mean. I probably already got all that I need.. But I'm also not stupid.. If I let wewe go. Your just run straight to the Ditto and the rest of the police, and tell them I drugged wewe and held wewe in my basement.

Twi: No I- Wait? This is your baseme-

Pinkamena: Besides.. I can't tell wewe how many times I want to just say "I'm done with this mess" and go to bed.. But this is my job Twiliy.. My responsablility!.. wewe off all people shoud know the importance of responsablilities.. I mean.. This is how it has to be Twilight.. EIther way.. It was nice knowing wewe Twilight... Good bye.

Twi: Wha-

Suddenly Pinkamena, with one quick motion, slit Twilight's neck, and Twilight died within only a few seconds.

Pinkamena: (has to look away from the sight of Twilight dying).. God damn sometimes I HATE this job.

TO BE CONTAINUED
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posted by Kira_Mizuki
Princess Trika flew around PonyVille, eyeing the preparations with Princess Twilight's guidance for the Sun Summer Celebration. Despite being Queen Luna's daughter, she was still uigizaji like a normal pony, having fun, recklessly doing stuff, not being like a princess. Not uigizaji like one, not behaving like one.

As Princess Twilight brought her young 'apprentice' princess to AppleJack's Sweet apple Acres to try out some of the tasty treats prepared. As they flew towards Sweet apple Acres, Princess Twilight had to remind young Princess Trika to not gobble all of the treats up. She nodded and...
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posted by _Laugh_
Trixie stared at her reflection from her mirror. She was depressed. Her mane was in a bun, while her curled bangs were Hanging behind her ear. Tears rolled down her cheeks. Her eyes were covered with mascara. Snowy, Trixie's white cat tried to comfort her. It was no use. Moments later, Trixie's mother, Blue Wave, entered her room.

BW: Well, darling. What do wewe think? Do wewe like your new mane cut? Isn't it just this... Month?
Trixie: ..Uhh..
BW: Trixie, please say something to me. Dear, I bought wewe all I could. But you're not talking. Is it because of all these accidents in school? Do you...
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posted by karinabrony
Silver Tune, Black Rose, and Nocturnal Mirage were cleaning the cafeteria. It was a mess everywhere. Silver Tune groaned. Ponies threw chakula on the ground and threw trash on the ground. They were done cleaning after a while. "So, should we go get the decorations right-" Silver Tune was cut off kwa Coffee Creme, Shredder, and Nikki going inside the cafeteria. "Oh, hujambo guys! We were about to start decorating. Do wewe want to join?" Nocturnal Mirage said. "Sure, we can help." Shredder said. "OK, Nikki and Nocturnal Mirage can go get the decorations. Shredder and I can put them up on the walls. Silver...
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posted by karinabrony
Black Rose was out of breath when she was at her home. She went upstairs. Her door had a note on it:

Dear Black Rose,

Your father and I are at the groceries. Make sure to lock the windows and doors. We will be going through the garage, so make sure not to lock that door.

Love you!

She kept the note and put it in a box. Then, she took out the rat. It came out, happily going everywhere. She almost found out how hungry they both were. She went downstairs to the kitchen. Then she remembered to lock the doors and windows. She went all over the house to do this. When she was done, she came back to the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At a beach, pwani alongside San Franciscolt, there was a bar. At that bar, some ponies would play a game, where they would try to catch a scorpion, under a glass, after drinking bia in it.

Con: *sees scorpion*
crowd: He seems good so far
Con: *drinks beer*
waiter: Damn, that was quick
Con: *gets nge in glass*
crowd: YEAH!!!!!!!
news reporter: We interrupt our program of sinema at 3 to bring wewe important news. There was an attack on the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot.
Con: I have to go

Four hours later, at P's house.

P: *looks around*
??: *sitting*
P: Where the fuck have wewe been?
??: Enjoying death....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Mary
Mary
Clint, and Rarity went to test out the new gun.

Rarity: What are wewe going to shoot?
Clint: Only a bird, then we'll head back.
Rarity: Be careful, you're aiming it at a window.
Clint: It's too far away to be shot, watch *shoots gun*

The little mwana-, mwana-punda soon realized his mistake. As soon as he pulled the trigger, a bullet hit the window, and made it shatter into a million peices.

Clint: Oops!
Rarity: Look what you've done! I swear if wewe hit anypony, you'll be grounded.
Clint: Let's go check! *runs to castle*
Rarity: No!! *chases Clint* They'll kill wewe if wewe go there!
Clint: Hey, lookie there. Two...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 6: Contact


Nocturnal Mirage laid still on the soft grass. The warm rays of the sun were stroking his senses very gently. The stallion got Lost gazing at the sky. There were no clouds, just the endless horizon. He let his dark blue kanzu, koti absorb the heat of the fiery orb above. Freedom at last!

There’s no other place like this in the entire country! Maybe the tall mountains of his birthplace, Terra Absolutia could outshine the magnificent beauty of Amethyst Lake. The jewel of the Crystal Empire. No ripples disturbed the surface of the obsidian water. In spite the fact...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
Wheels of Evil – Part 8


It’s almost dawn. The mare hears the strange rumble from far away. Not so later, the Plymouth shows up. The car backs up and parks down on her usual space in the Everfree. Bon-Bon lurks in the shadows nearby. She starts connecting the dots. That is why she remains undetected! The forest hides her. Nopony goes in there. Just kwa looking at the Fury, the earth gppony, pony knows it’s a she.

The left door opens. Lyra gets out. She has an enraptured look on her face. Opalescent eyes. She walks like a lunatic. She’s... enchanted. Bon-Bon knows it’s the doing of the car somehow....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After 40 dakika of doing uh, stuff.. Con & Rain went to play zaidi poker.

Con: I'll let wewe play this time.
Rain: I don't know if I can win.
Con: Nonsense, wewe hate losing right?
Rain: Right.
Con: So why can't wewe win?
Rain: Fine, I'll do it. *sits at table*
Waiter: Can I get anypony something?
Con: I'll have a milkshake, stirred, not shaken.
Waiter: Very well.
Tara: Excuse me sir.
Con: What do wewe want?
Tara: I was wondering if wewe could help me with something.
Con: No *walks back to table*
Dealer: Hey, is there somepony named Con Mane?
Con: That's me, why?
Dealer: Someone called, and alisema he...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was just sleeping, when I heard a car going kwa my house. Frenchtown is right inayofuata to the delaware river, which separates New Jersey from much of Pennsylvania. That's not why a lot of cars go through here,... Maybe it is. Ah whatever, I gotta get ready for school. Yeah, after my dad died, and part of my house got destroyed I still gotta go to school.

3 and a half hours later

Sean: Hello Jack. Is the head backwards?
Jack: The head is backwards.
Ian: I don't know why wewe two say that.
Sean: It's from upinde wa mvua Factory.
Ian: What's that?
Sean: A upinde wa mvua Dash presents video. Gunnar, we gotta onyesha Ian...
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posted by hikari_hiwatari
Tear Drop was getting ready for school, she sighed as she looked the song she wrote a few years back "i hope this turns out ok" she alisema as she picked up her song and walked over to her bag putting her song in it as she out her bag on she sighed as she walked out of her room she looked around and went to check on her brother Night moto she opened the door slightly and looked to see her brother asleep she smiled as she closed the door slightly and walked off and out of the house she didn't really feel hungry so she decided to skip breakfast. A few hours later she was just walking to her school...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over kwa the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* zaidi like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do wewe need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that wewe know this,...
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 Enemy tank
Enemy tank
Green Flame heard a noise outside so he went to go see what it was. None of the other ponies were up except for him. "What the??" Green Flame said. And to his suprise there was an enemy tank standing still near the camp site. Then there was a slight rumble and to his eyes a sekunde smaller enemy tank drove up then stood still & it's engine turned off.

Green Flame did nothing but look at the camouflaged machines only a small distance away. maswali went through the scout's mind. "Find them" one enemy whispered, coming into view of Flame. Green looked at the others sleeping, "I should go alone for this" he nervously told himself.
Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are wewe waiting for? Stab me if wewe can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are wewe doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, wewe are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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When we arrive, we soon get spotted kwa a badnik. As they try to shoot us, Twilight quickly set up a protective bubble so the bullets would not hit us. "Good work Twilight." says Pinkie. As the firing stops, I raise my gun, and get ready to shoot. Rarity also gets ready to attack. Soon, the bubble disappears, and we soon start firing. The badniks didn't act quick enough, and were killed. "Allright, lets look for that prison." I said. We run to a building that has two nazis, and a tank guarding it. "Ok, Shredder. Drop a grenade in that tank." I command. I give him one of my grenades, and he flies...
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