Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Three Bridges, Neigh Jersey
Time: 7:00 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley
It took three hours for the interchange to be repaired. kwa the time the work was complete, it was time to go home. Everypony was inside a building kwa Chimney Sweep's office, getting stuff from their lockers to bring home.
Jeff: We don't have that stuff on the Union Pacific.
Donovan: wewe should suggest this idea to your boss.
Jeff: I think I will.
Donovan: Good. One zaidi thing I wanna ask you. Where are wewe going to spend the night?
Jeff: I heard the Union Hotel had some vacancy. I might go there.
Donovan: Nah, that place is terrible. I read in a newspaper that the chef killed five ponies with a knife. You're spending the night with me at my house.
Jeff: Very well. Where do wewe live?
Donovan: Ponyville, right across the mitaani, mtaa from a place called Sugarcube Corner. It's got good candy, and sometimes, I go there with my son to buy chokoleti covered pretzels, and a soda.
Narrator: Now some of wewe probably didn't know Sugarcube Corner was around in 1959, but as wewe probably would've guessed, it was not the same as it is now.
Song: link
Narrator: An overweight stallion ran Sugarcube Corner. Unlike Mr. Cake, he had no wife, and no kids. No one knew who he was, but if wewe fucked with him, he'd blow your brains out with a magnum. No one could see what he looked like, because he always wore a black hoodie with a white mask.
Donovan: Hey, how's it going?
Overweight Stallion: What can I get wewe today?
Donovan: Two bags of M&M's, and two bottles of A&W Root beer.
Overweight Stallion: Coming right up. *Goes to get candy, and drinks*
Jeff: He looks to suspicious to be running a Candy store.
Donovan: Roll with it.
Overweight Stallion: *Returns with the M&M's, and Root beer* Your grand total for all of this is 30 bits.
Donovan: *Grabs a quarter, and a nickel* Here wewe are. 30 bits.
Overweight Stallion: Enjoy.
They got out of the store with their candy, and drinks*
Jeff: Well, things went well.
Donovan: I'm surprised they did. *Hears a gunshot from Sugarcube Corner*
Stop the song
Meanwhile, in Cheyenne. Gordon, and Orion were in Pete's office.
Pete: Percy should be back here in a few minutes.
Percy: *Enters Pete's office* I'm back.
Pete: Make that a few seconds.
Percy: I'm glad to be back.
Pete: Good, because Orion tried to make Hawkeye crash.
Percy: Come on Orion!
Orion: I'm sorry, alright? I just want to get fired.
Pete: wewe can't get fired on purpose. Now get to the trainyard. wewe will drive a short freight train to Denver.
Orion: I'm on it.
Pete: As for wewe Gordon, wewe will continue working with Percy on repairing track until Jeff returns.
Gordon: *Very angry* NOOOOOOOOOO!!
inayofuata morning, Jeff went into Chimney Sweep's office.
Chimney Sweep: That gppony, pony who hurt himself just called. He's coming back to work today. wewe may return to Cheyenne.
Jeff: Thanks a lot.
Hours later in Cheyenne
Gordon: *Hits a spike with a hammer, and makes the spike bend* GODDAMNIT!!
Percy: Let me onyesha wewe how to do it.
Gordon: No! I can do this. *Hits the spike five times until it snaps in half, and then starts losing his sanity* Hehhehehe. I did it! I told wewe I could get it done! *Goes crosseyed* Now I'll fix the inayofuata part of the track. *Raises his hammer, and walks towards Percy*
Percy: Hey. Take it easy.
Jeff: *Steps between Gordon, and Percy* I'll take it from here.
Gordon: JEFFERY!! *Hugs Jeff* I missed you!
Jeff: Well. This is certainly an interesting way to welcome me back.
The End
On the inayofuata episode of Ponies On The Rails
Meadow has a hobby, and it could interfere with her career.
Location: Three Bridges, Neigh Jersey
Time: 7:00 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley
It took three hours for the interchange to be repaired. kwa the time the work was complete, it was time to go home. Everypony was inside a building kwa Chimney Sweep's office, getting stuff from their lockers to bring home.
Jeff: We don't have that stuff on the Union Pacific.
Donovan: wewe should suggest this idea to your boss.
Jeff: I think I will.
Donovan: Good. One zaidi thing I wanna ask you. Where are wewe going to spend the night?
Jeff: I heard the Union Hotel had some vacancy. I might go there.
Donovan: Nah, that place is terrible. I read in a newspaper that the chef killed five ponies with a knife. You're spending the night with me at my house.
Jeff: Very well. Where do wewe live?
Donovan: Ponyville, right across the mitaani, mtaa from a place called Sugarcube Corner. It's got good candy, and sometimes, I go there with my son to buy chokoleti covered pretzels, and a soda.
Narrator: Now some of wewe probably didn't know Sugarcube Corner was around in 1959, but as wewe probably would've guessed, it was not the same as it is now.
Song: link
Narrator: An overweight stallion ran Sugarcube Corner. Unlike Mr. Cake, he had no wife, and no kids. No one knew who he was, but if wewe fucked with him, he'd blow your brains out with a magnum. No one could see what he looked like, because he always wore a black hoodie with a white mask.
Donovan: Hey, how's it going?
Overweight Stallion: What can I get wewe today?
Donovan: Two bags of M&M's, and two bottles of A&W Root beer.
Overweight Stallion: Coming right up. *Goes to get candy, and drinks*
Jeff: He looks to suspicious to be running a Candy store.
Donovan: Roll with it.
Overweight Stallion: *Returns with the M&M's, and Root beer* Your grand total for all of this is 30 bits.
Donovan: *Grabs a quarter, and a nickel* Here wewe are. 30 bits.
Overweight Stallion: Enjoy.
They got out of the store with their candy, and drinks*
Jeff: Well, things went well.
Donovan: I'm surprised they did. *Hears a gunshot from Sugarcube Corner*
Stop the song
Meanwhile, in Cheyenne. Gordon, and Orion were in Pete's office.
Pete: Percy should be back here in a few minutes.
Percy: *Enters Pete's office* I'm back.
Pete: Make that a few seconds.
Percy: I'm glad to be back.
Pete: Good, because Orion tried to make Hawkeye crash.
Percy: Come on Orion!
Orion: I'm sorry, alright? I just want to get fired.
Pete: wewe can't get fired on purpose. Now get to the trainyard. wewe will drive a short freight train to Denver.
Orion: I'm on it.
Pete: As for wewe Gordon, wewe will continue working with Percy on repairing track until Jeff returns.
Gordon: *Very angry* NOOOOOOOOOO!!
inayofuata morning, Jeff went into Chimney Sweep's office.
Chimney Sweep: That gppony, pony who hurt himself just called. He's coming back to work today. wewe may return to Cheyenne.
Jeff: Thanks a lot.
Hours later in Cheyenne
Gordon: *Hits a spike with a hammer, and makes the spike bend* GODDAMNIT!!
Percy: Let me onyesha wewe how to do it.
Gordon: No! I can do this. *Hits the spike five times until it snaps in half, and then starts losing his sanity* Hehhehehe. I did it! I told wewe I could get it done! *Goes crosseyed* Now I'll fix the inayofuata part of the track. *Raises his hammer, and walks towards Percy*
Percy: Hey. Take it easy.
Jeff: *Steps between Gordon, and Percy* I'll take it from here.
Gordon: JEFFERY!! *Hugs Jeff* I missed you!
Jeff: Well. This is certainly an interesting way to welcome me back.
The End
On the inayofuata episode of Ponies On The Rails
Meadow has a hobby, and it could interfere with her career.