My Little Poney Article: Saten Twist season 2, episode 3.. PART 3

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Saten Twist season 2, episode 3.. PART 3

posted by Canada24

Master Sword waved a loaded pistol around the bank.

Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED!! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!!

Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!

Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!

(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)

Saten: Dude, what are wewe doing!?

Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!

Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?

Master Sword: Uhhhhhh... Yeah!

Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)

(Outside)

Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..

The cops from gppony, pony mov: FREEEEZE!!!

Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!

Master Sword: Leave it to me........... (To the gppony, pony mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!!!!

(Long silence)

Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.

Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!!

TO BE CONTAINUED

The cops from pony mov

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Windwakerguy430 Crazy and stupud... Yeo, its definitely Sword. Great work potraing him

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My Little Pony: Freedom is Magic! Season 2, Episode 1, part 1: Rise of the Tyrant

posted by Thunderhorse007

Welcome back, everypony. The last we saw our heroes, they were receiving recognition from the four princesses of Equestria. We then turned to deep within the Everfree Forest, where King Sombra lay dormant. Red Rose, who aided in the killing of King Cobra, brought the news to her fallen fiancee. Queen Chrysalis has allied with King Sombra, and we jiunge them making their way through the forest.

King Sombra: How many do wewe have in your army, Chrysalis?

Queen Chrysalis: (cackling) Thousands, not including the ones currently hidden within Canterlot and the Chrystal Empire.

King Sombra: Excellent! How...

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The New Era... THE END (part 2)

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Dan : but... but... but... JADE!
Jade : hell yea...
Shadow : wait a second... but... wewe was in Africa
Jade : I heard that guys kicking your punda soo...
Shadow : oh well...
Dan : but... how... where... WHAAAT!
Jade : no time to lose lets GO!
Yes its her, best double agent in the world, If she wants to kick our corp. asses... she gonna DO IT... but she with us now...
Dan : wewe right!
Everypony start running to the small hallway and they jump into truck
Jade : GO GO GO!
Driver : *move truck*
The truck goes to the city then to the black alley
Dan : Jade... where w-
Jade : *put gun to Dan Head* shut up! now...

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My Little gppony, gppony, pony Full Theme Song lyrics

posted by ppgFireball

My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until wewe all shared it's magic with me!
When I was young I was too busy to make any friends, some silliness did not seem worth the effort it expands,
but my little ponies. wewe opened up my eyes,
and now the truth's crystal clear, as splendid as summer skies,
and it's such a wonderful surprise,
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until wewe all shared it's magic with me!
When danger...

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The Racer part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen kwa Braeburn

Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen by Braeburn

Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.

Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no wewe don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*

Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot

Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are wewe kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase*...

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My Little SAW: Chapter 1 - Game On

posted by NeonInfernoLord

Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to songesha but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...

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Con Mane: The Expert Saga part 2/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh wewe from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this gppony, pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are wewe doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did wewe do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: wewe sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...

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Princess Celestia, A Troll au Jokester?

posted by karinabrony

Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will onyesha wewe them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...

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Pipsqueak and Luna: A Time Together pt. 1

posted by mariofan14

*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the sekunde story of cinderella II: Dreams Come True. I hope that wewe will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny siku in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, au just relaxing their siku away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other zaidi often....

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Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story)

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In case wewe are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a mitaani, mtaa to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a gppony, pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the gppony, pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the machungwa, chungwa stallion asked. "Our inayofuata target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...

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Discord is Back part 13......A kiss is the cure

posted by applejackrocks

Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are wewe waiting for? Stab me if wewe can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are wewe doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, wewe are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...

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raindrop dash prt2

posted by savana89

"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR Marafiki but i forgive wewe now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed wewe to do wewe need any help dashy"
"ya can wewe um(looks aroud) can wewe clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back wewe must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE wewe SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"

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Discord is back part 4........Continuing with Partners

posted by applejackrocks

Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are wewe okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do wewe have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do wewe need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he alisema he was. Later, Score introduced her Marafiki to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

Radiance

added by karinabrony

Source: Equestria Daily

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart

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Ponies On The Rails episode 23 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful siku in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have wewe done?
Pete: You're...

upinde wa mvua Choosing

added by ChibiEmmy

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gppony, gppony, pony Diaries Part 1: Twilight Sparkle

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Dear Diary,

Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony alisema "Let's go this way!" And I alisema "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!

From, Twilight Sparkle.

Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my Marafiki to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!

From, Twilight SParkle

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Drunkard in Canterlot-Season 1 episode 6

posted by KendiKens

Spike:Oh,man!I don't want to live anymore without my beautiful Harmony!
Peter:Well,I told wewe that wewe should......
Spike:Oh,why the nyasi, nyasi kavu don't wewe stop talking?Shut up,Greg!
Peter:Actually,my name is Peter.
Spike:I don't care.Give me more.
Peter:There isn't ''more''.You drink 1000 bottles.
Spike:Ugh,then I will go to the Casino!
Peter:I will not let you.
Spike:I will remember to get wewe a mice hole,for wewe to hide,before I kill you.
Peter:Uh,go on,sir.I know the best casino in town...
Spike:Now that's better!
Peter:That way,sir...
Spike:Thanks.Now,bye!
Peter:*puts hoof in head*

Meanwhile at Rarity....
Rarity:Uh,Harmony...

Hunter & SteamPony Play: Lionel Train Town Deluxe

added by Seanthehedgehog

An assassin and a gaming gppony, pony play something about trains.

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friendship

my little gppony, pony

friendship is magic

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