My Little Poney Article: On The Block Episode 21 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Blooper time.

Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*

Blooper song: link

Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her normal voice* I don't know.... wait a second. I NO LONGER HAVE THE- *Coughs, and falls down*
Spike: Cut.
Director: wewe don't make the decisions!
Audience: *Laughing*

Take 2

Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her black man's voice* I don't know.... Hey, I thought I was supposed to get my normal voice back!
Audience: *Laughing*

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Tom: *Goes on his laptop* Okay, give me a sekunde to get onto the website that the game is on.
Double Scoop: Alright.
Tom: *Gets onto the website, but a big advertisement appears on the screen*
Advertisement Pony: New from SeanTheHedgehog Productions, it's the Ponies On The Rails Drag Racing Play set.
Double Scoop: Are we gonna skip this?
Tom: No, I wanna watch this.
Advertisement Pony: Meadow West gets her car, and races other ponies from the intersection to the railroad crossing. But watch out, Nikki is driving her train, and wewe do not want to crash into it. The Ponies On The Rails Drag Racing Play set. Comes with other ponies, other trains, and other cars, and wewe can also modify the town where they drag race.

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Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting first round, now let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has set a new Jeopardy record with-
Sean: Suck on it Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Wait for me to finish.
Sean: Oh, okay.

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Alex: This color ends in purple, oh shit, I gave away the answer.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Gary: Don't apologize to us. Apologize to our parents that keep paying for this bullshit. This onyesha sucks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Okay, not really. Sorry for saying that.

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Mexican gppony, pony 1: I think we can help you. *Walks with the sekunde Mexican pony* Get your punda over here.
Mexican gppony, pony 2: *Walks toward Mexican gppony, pony 1*
Mexican gppony, pony 1: *Tries to open the wardrobe*
Mexican gppony, pony 2: Hurry up.
Mexican gppony, pony 1: I'm trying to open it, but it's stuck.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Chrysler: *Walks into a room, and looks at drunk Royal Guards* I don't have the patience for this, so let's get this over with. Your momma is so big, her shadow has it's own bedroom.
Royal Guard: She has her own shadow? I want my own shadow! Shadow is the best sonic character ever!!
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ice Cube's train

Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.

Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the shina of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if wewe don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens shina door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, wewe got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. wewe have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with...

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On The Block Episode 2 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It's time for the Ponyville news. With your news anchors, Double Scoop as Nate Witherspoon, and Heartsong as Hillary Tosh.

Audience: *Clapping*
Nate: Thank wewe everypony. Thank you. Now quiet on the set!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Being a new news company, do expect some foul ups in tonight's broadcast.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: Let's begin with the country of Japan. They had a volkano erupt last week, which injured forty ponies, and killed seven others.
Hillary: It seems like Japan has been having a lot of bad things happening to them. The volcano, and that tsunami a few years ago, and then...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Model trains

This is the final part of the third episode of T.H.O.E. When most ponies talk about trains, they often think about passenger trains, others think about the trains of other countries. Then there are those ponies that talk about model trains.

These model trains run on electricity that runs through the tracks, and provides power to the engine on the train. They've been around for over one hundred years.

Pinkie Pie: I've been trying to save up on a model train set, but Mr. und Mrs. Cake won't let me. Zhey say zhere is not enough room, but vhat do zhey know?
Applejack: My sister Applebloom wants one,...

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Aqua Marine's journey 5

posted by AquaMarine6663

Aqua Marine engulfed her brother, Mountain Peak, in a hug. “What are wewe doing here?!” she exclaimed. “Careful, you’ll blow my eardrum out.” He alisema playfully. “I came to visit you.” He said. Aqua Marine looked up. “But I thought wewe were climbing the biggest mountain in Equestria.” She said, puzzled. “Well, turns out it wasn’t exactly the tallest mountain. But once I do find the biggest mountain, I will climb it.” Pinkie Pie peered at Peak, with a strange expression on her face. “Wait, wewe are brother and sister, right? So why doesn’t Peak have wings?” she said...

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being a filly STINKS!!!!

posted by octaviavsdjpon3

Hi im cherrybrook and im a few months old. This story will be based on my fillyhood ☺. Its a thursday night april 6 and thats the siku I was born. Four years after that I was already in school. Lots of time I got straight A's, but today I got in big trouble.
Cause I yelled at my teacher😳man I was so embarrassed
After school my mom made me clean the whole house
And my dad made me clean four other houses. Plus I was grounded the Good thing was only for two days. And summer started! YAY!!!😃Finally! My mom and dad left me with my sister cause they were going on there honey moon 😝 "alright little twerp im the boss of the house" my sister said." So we gon tear this place up!!!" She alisema with blearing rock music.
so she forsed me to my room the weird thing is she picked me up with her horn 😖 I cant do that. Then she brought her Marafiki and her boyfriend over. Man im so telling my mom and dad bout that😡 to be continued😊

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My Little Pony/South Park Parody

added by Seanthehedgehog

You're not allowed to say the f word.

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Ponies Munching

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Starbutt

added by SkyheartPegasus

Source: drawponies

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Poet Stories-Roses are Red

posted by IrisTheHedgehog

PP and PP

Intro-Hello im Ink a writer of ponyville and this is my friend Olliehooves we will be uandishi a story well like a poem.

It was a bright siku in the village of equestria,birds were chirping and ponies were talking.Except one pink pony.She had been sulking around,until a blue gppony, pony walked up to her."Hi what's up?"The blue stallion said,he had a pointy horn."Oh hi...I'm Pinkie"pinkie alisema perking up,she alisema greeting him."Nice name mine is Pokey Pierce!"he alisema slightly blushing.-Roses are Red...-
"Cool name,you like ballons cause wewe need a super duper party!"Pinkie alisema giggling."Gah... I usually...

Twilight's Student Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

General Itov

This is a spin off of my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. It takes place between Discorded, and The Great Escape.

Theme song: link

Twilight's Student

For a long time, Twilight Sparkle has been evil, and has been working for a human scientist named Dr. Robotnik. He came from a world far away called Mobius.

Together, they created an army of Changelings, Griffons, and human soldiers known as Nazis.

After arresting Sean the hedgehog, upinde wa mvua Dash, Princess Celestia, and a group of other ponies, Twilight Sparkle was sent to Russia, to kill a Russian general.

However, as Twilight was doing this, she would...

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor

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Awesome gppony, pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor

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Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con returned to the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot to get some gadgets from S.

Con: Hello S. How are you?
S: Fine. Another day, another dollar.
Con: What do wewe have for me?
S: I have some things that might grab your interest. First, I got a brand new Aston Maretin for you. With machine guns that pop out of the sides, turbo boost, wings with jet engines that pop out of the doors with the push of a button, and stinger missiles behind the headlights.
Con: That's a lot.
S: You'll need it when wewe take out Discord. Word is that he just made a deal with Mexico, and now they joined his army.
Con: Oh...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 45 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Later that day, it was getting dark. It was time for them to go home, but they didn't care. Hawkeye, Stylo, Percy, Jeff, Orion, Pete, and Wilson were playing poker.

Hawkeye: Alright, let's start the betting.
Orion: wewe got it. I'm putting in two dollars.
Percy: *Waiting*
Wilson: It's your turn Percy.
Percy: I'm thinking.
Wilson: Well hurry up.
Percy: Fine, I call. *Puts in two dollars*
Wilson: Fold.
Percy: wewe were rushing me just so wewe could fold?
Wilson: I didn't have a good hand.
Jeff: I see your two, and raise wewe four. *Puts six dollars in*
Pete: I call. *Puts in four dollars*
Stylo: Unfortunately,...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 44 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Louis continued uandishi his letter to another gppony, pony named Clint Eastwood.

You would be great Marafiki with Stylo. He was once a worker on the Southern Pacific Railway, before coming to jiunge the Union Pacific. He's a very nice pony, and is also good at his job. I remember Hawkeye telling me about how he managed to get a heavy freight over Sherman Hill, which is much harder then it sounds. He had three diesels pulling the train, and was low on sand.

Stylo: Orion, we're low on sand.
Orion: Oh, don't worry, I know.
Stylo: wewe knew this entire time, and wewe didn't even tell me?!
Orion: Yeah. I used...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 42 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Drunk bus driver

Orion, Pete, and Mirage went out of the station to see the bus driver.

Orion: See? He's pulling into our station now.
Pete: And taking our passengers away.
Bus Driver: I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I HATE TRAINS!!!
Mirage: He's really drunk. How come he hasn't crashed yet?
Pete: Who knows?
Orion: I can make him crash if wewe want.
Pete: No, that won't be necessary.
Ponies: *Getting into bus*
Bus Driver: *Driving away* I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, *Points at Pete* I HATE YOU!!!
Pete: Okay, make him crash.
Orion: The pleasure is all mine.
Pete: As for wewe Mirage, I want wewe to work in the train...

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Aqua Marine's journey 2

posted by AquaMarine6663

Aqua Marine landed shakily outside of Ponyville, she let out a sigh, happy that she was on solid ground again. She slowly walked into the town, gazing at her new surroundings. It was a nice, small quiet town. Not at all like what she was used to. Suddenly, she noticed somepony trotting- no, hopping down the road. Aqua stood there for a moment, wondering if she should stay au run.... Run. she spun around looking for a place to run, but it was too late. "Hi! I haven't seen wewe around before! are wewe new?" alisema the gppony, pony behind her. Aqua Marine slowly turned around and looked at the pony. She was...

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Aqua Marine's journeys

posted by AquaMarine6663

Aqua Marine trotted out of her apartment, carrying her suitcase, with her pet, Quack at her side. She took one last long look at the mitaani, mtaa outside her apartment. Even though the sun was just beginning to rise, the busy Manehattan mitaani, mtaa was already bustling with ponies on their way to work, and taxies. she took one last longing look at her bracelet her friend made her, and with Quack at her side, spread her wings and took off to the skies. Good-bye Manehattan, hello Ponyville.