posted by SomeoneButNoone
505 Commander - HQ this is 505 do wewe copy?
HQ - Copy that 505.
505 Commander - We are getting closer to Station G-41
HQ - Roger, proceed with caution.
American and Canadian vessels.
Cptn. Bridge - So... How we gonna do it?
Gen. Spectral - We get to Equestrian coast and swim with it then with air support we hit Russian destroyers and we aboard them.
Priv. Jackson - We gonna steal em eh? (Not trying to make a joke about Canadians... Totally...)
Cptn. Bridge - That's a plan... At least we have some free time...
Informator - We have invitation from... GlobeX organisation.
Dan - GlobeX...
Letter : Come dance dance of macabra with us! We all will help wewe out kwa killing wewe fast! Don't worry... We don't bite.
Dan - Who they think they are. Screw them proceed...
Dimitri - Stupid war we can't go to Equestrian now...
Yuri - Dimitri my comrade I bet they do good so drink your vodka au wewe will become an Ice its a winter after all.
Dimitri - Yuri... Do wewe think that this war have some meaning.
Yuri - As all of those wars : stupid reasons!
Dimitri - Like?
Yuri - Money, Terrorism, Conquer.
Dimitri - Oh... Yuri wewe know thing au two aye?
Yuri - Ha-ha wewe know me comrade!
Dimitri - But I feel like we should help them.
Yuri - How comrade... Because I don't know how wewe want to do it.
Dimitri - Yuri... How out a revolution...
Yuri - I have better idea... let's flee Russia.
Dimitri - How?
Yuri - Through Sibir of course! To Baltic Sea!
Dimitri - And after that?
Yuri - We go to Poland and become Russian refugees eh!
Dimitri - We can try...
German - Italian moto zone
German Soldier - Raus Raus Raus!
German Captain - Why we entered this war. Ridiculous. Our government don't need this war.
German Private - We are to protect Equestrian right?
German Private #2 - Tch...
The war gets out of hand as Germans and French jiunge Equestrian side. The new threat is lurking in Equestria.
To Be Continued.
(I got the with my phone) (No Canadian racist jokes included)