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505 Commander - HQ this is 505 do wewe copy?
HQ - Copy that 505.
505 Commander - We are getting closer to Station G-41
HQ - Roger, proceed with caution.

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American and Canadian vessels.
16:30
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Cptn. Bridge - So... How we gonna do it?
Gen. Spectral - We get to Equestrian coast and swim with it then with air support we hit Russian destroyers and we aboard them.
Priv. Jackson - We gonna steal em eh? (Not trying to make a joke about Canadians... Totally...)
Cptn. Bridge - That's a plan... At least we have some free time...

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GEA HQ
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Informator - We have invitation from... GlobeX organisation.
Dan - GlobeX...
Letter : Come dance dance of macabra with us! We all will help wewe out kwa killing wewe fast! Don't worry... We don't bite.
Dan - Who they think they are. Screw them proceed...


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Russia
Moscow
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Dimitri - Stupid war we can't go to Equestrian now...
Yuri - Dimitri my comrade I bet they do good so drink your vodka au wewe will become an Ice its a winter after all.
Dimitri - Yuri... Do wewe think that this war have some meaning.
Yuri - As all of those wars : stupid reasons!
Dimitri - Like?
Yuri - Money, Terrorism, Conquer.
Dimitri - Oh... Yuri wewe know thing au two aye?
Yuri - Ha-ha wewe know me comrade!
Dimitri - But I feel like we should help them.
Yuri - How comrade... Because I don't know how wewe want to do it.
Dimitri - Yuri... How out a revolution...
Yuri - I have better idea... let's flee Russia.
Dimitri - How?
Yuri - Through Sibir of course! To Baltic Sea!
Dimitri - And after that?
Yuri - We go to Poland and become Russian refugees eh!
Dimitri - We can try...


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German - Italian moto zone
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German Soldier - Raus Raus Raus!
German Captain - Why we entered this war. Ridiculous. Our government don't need this war.
German Private - We are to protect Equestrian right?
German Private #2 - Tch...




The war gets out of hand as Germans and French jiunge Equestrian side. The new threat is lurking in Equestria.


To Be Continued.



(I got the with my phone) (No Canadian racist jokes included)
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Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as mizeituni, mzeituni
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

Mr. Beddler was talking to all of his employees.

Edwina: Who saw Anchorman 2?
Gary: I did. Great movie.
Tim: I hated it. I thought Into The Woods was better.
Audience: *Booing*
Tim: WHAT?!!
Gary: Into The Woods is gay.
Audience: *Cheering*
Gary: *Points hoof into the air* I have saved the show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Okay everypony, shut up.
Ponies: *Listening to Mr....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to a small island with the bribed guard on the boat.

Bribed Guard: Okay, your mashua is on this island. Give me three thousand dollars.
Papillon: *Gives bribed guard three thousand dollars, then gets off the mashua with Louis, and Andre*
Bribed Guard: Oh, one zaidi thing. *Gives papillon, kipepeo three rifles, and ammo* Use them wisely.
Papillon: *Gives rifle, and ammo to Louis, and Andre* Thanks.
Bribed Guard: *Rides away in his boat*
Andre: How come he can't get us all the way back to France?
Papillon: It would make things too obvious. Let's find that boat, and get out of here....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

As some of wewe already know, some ponies despise going to school. Some of those ponies, are all the ones in Ms. Schultz's class.

Sunny: Geez, why do wewe always give us hard questions?
Gary: I got something hard, but I think you'll like it.
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Lauren: These maswali are so difficult!
Ms. Schultz: Complaining will not help.
Brianna: Sure it will. If we continue complaining for a certain amount of time, you'll...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Our characters in the convoy was seen going through a tunnel, when zaidi police ponies saw them.

Cop 65: That's the muscle car convoy our Sarge warned us about.
Cop 35: We got four cars. Let's go after them. I'll drive.
Cop 65: Me too.
Cop 77: I'm in.
Cop 46: I'm going with you.

The four cops got in their cars, and drove onto the road.

Sean: *Sees the cops* I passed Master Sword on the way here. It's a shame he had a flat tire. He can't get enough speed to be here.
Jeff: I'm going to miss him. It's bad for him too, because he won't be able to get his promotion.
Sean: Who cares? Let's help these...
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