Pinkie Pie: *Gets to Oddjob* Oddjob, I have a plan, but I need your help.
Oddjob: My help, huh? What's in it for me?
Pinkie Pie: You'll get a bigger part in this shabiki fiction.
Oddjob: Well, I'm in. What do wewe need me to do?
Pinkie Pie: First, *Whispering* And then. *Whispering*
Oddjob: Why are wewe whispering?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know. I plan to disguise myself as a sick gppony, pony so I can get into Happy Land.
Oddjob: That's kind of a dumb plan, but okay. *Walking away, but accidentally steps on Pinkie's hoof, then hits Pinkie Pie with his wagon*
Pinkie Pie: Ow! Oddjob!!
Oddjob: *Returns* Whoops. Sorry Pinkie.
Stop the song. Oddjob took Pinkie Pie to Happy Land. The pink gppony, pony wrapped up her front legs with toilet paper, and pretended they were broken.
Mojo: What's all this?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, my legs are broken.
Mojo: Come right in. Welcome to Happy Land.
Oddjob: *Brings Pinkie's wagon to the kitanda where upinde wa mvua Dash is sitting, and sets her down inayofuata to upinde wa mvua Dash gently*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Pinkie Pie, what are wewe doing here?
Pinkie Pie: I'm here to rescue you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: That's great, but who's clearing the clouds for me?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know.
Smoky Joe: *Kicking several clouds around him* Hahaha. Now I am the master of clearing the sky.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Okay, so what's the plan?
Pinkie Pie: Hmm.
upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe do have a plan, right?
Pinkie Pie: I thought that getting in would be the hard part, and getting out would be easy.
upinde wa mvua Dash: That's not a good plan.
Pinkie Pie: Fine, I'm sorry I came here to save you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: We don't have time for this. We gotta stick together if we're gonna get out of here.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, that's right.
upinde wa mvua Dash: What is?
Pinkie Pie: If we all work together, we can bust out of here!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Great. I'll rally everyone else, and we'll get out of here.
Amtrak: *Eavesdropping, and decides to go tell Doctor Dastardly about what he just heard*
Doctor Dastardly: *In his secret room, and turns on the TV screen on the boulder. He is not happy to see Amtrak* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!!!!!!!!!?
Amtrak: Those mares are up to something Doctor Dastardly. I think they're planning to break out.
Doctor Dastardly: Well don't just sit there, go stop them!!
Amtrak: *Blocking the exit, standing between Mojo, and Jojo*
upinde wa mvua Dash: So long Amtrak, I'm getting out of here.
Amtrak: You'll never escape. There's three of us, and one of you. Just give up, and maybe if you're lucky we'll give wewe a break.
Pinkie Pie: You're wrong Amtrak!
Amtrak: I knew they had something planned.
Mojo: No matter. It's three of us against those two.
Pinkie Pie: Wrong. It's three of wewe against all of us!
Twenty mares were standing behind upinde wa mvua Dash, and Pinkie Pie. They wanted to get out.
Amtrak: Stand your ground fellas, they're just weak, and helpless mares. They can't stop us.
upinde wa mvua Dash: That's what wewe think Amtrak, but we'll beat you. Let's go girls!
Pinkie Pie: *Charging*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Charging*
Mares: *Charging behind upinde wa mvua Dash and Pinkie Pie*
Amtrak: You'll never escape Happy Land!!
The three stallions got knocked down. Every mare escaped. Stop the song.
Doctor Dastardly: NO!!!!!!!!! wewe three idiots let them es-CAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!
Amtrak: Eh, sorry sir.
Mojo: wewe know, that's the last time I work with wewe two.
Jojo: Same here. I'm just going to open up a barber shop.
Doctor Dastardly: Now mommy will be disappointed with me!! *Falls on the ground, and cries*
In Ponyville, everyone was quiet, until..
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Returns with Pinkie Pie, and the other mares*
Rarity: Huh? What's that noise?
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Stops inayofuata to Rarity* Hi Rarity.
Rarity: Oh Rainbow, you're back.
Pinkie Pie: And so am I.
Smoky Joe: *Comes down after clearing clouds* Oh, you're back. My wingu clearing days are over.
Pinkie Pie: I'll take over for wewe Smoky Joe.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Nope. I'll be taking over.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, right.
Celestia: I'm pleased to see wewe made it back safely upinde wa mvua Dash. My e-mail plan worked perfectly.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Uh, yeah, right.
Celestia: *Looks at the other mares* But who are all these other ponies?
Pinkie Pie: Oh don't worry about them, they're not important.
Celestia: Okay. With that sorted out, I have over forty wagons full of limestone that needs to be taken to the new construction site.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Umm.... Bye! *Flies away*
Pinkie Pie: hujambo Rainbow, come back here! wewe alisema on the way back here that you'd help so that *Talks faster, and no one can understand what she's saying*
Ending theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExJCqqGP6Oc
Starring the main protagonists
upinde wa mvua Dash & Pinkie Pie
And featuring two new OC's, Smoky Joe and Oddjob
Starring the bad guys
Special Guest Star: ROB as Doctor Dastardly
Songs used in order of appearance
CP Original - Kind of Thomas-ish kwa Captain Punjab of Youtube
Pizzicato Playtime - Ren and Stimpy
Epic Fat Controller Theme Remix kwa Thomas shabiki Forever of Youtube
Smile Smile Smile 8 Bit Version kwa RC88 of Youtube
GTA Vice City Theme - Rockstar
MLP Fighting is Magic - Pinkie Pie Theme
Thomas The Bachmann Model & Marafiki Theme kwa Captain Punjab of Youtube
Spiral Mountain - Banjo-Kazooie
chemical plant zone rock remix kwa truesonicremastered of Youtube
View - Namco Museum Vol. 3 Soundtrack
My little pony: Friendship is magic 8-bit extended version kwa DJDerpy75
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