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Tim was in the briefing room with the rest of his Marafiki when Captain Jefferson started talking.

Captain Jefferson: Twilight Sparkle has some business to take care of here, but unfortunately, someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town. Toby and Red spotted the suspect while out on patrol earlier.
Tim: Did the gppony, pony that tried to kill Twilight escape?
Captain Jefferson: Yes. He used magic to get out of his car. Now visiting us is Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna. They have something to tell us.
Celestia: *Walks in the room with Luna*
Ponies: *Clapping*
Celestia: Thank wewe for your warm welcome.
Luna: I just wish Twilight got the same welcoming we got.
Celestia: We have been doing some research, and we believe our suspect is Brett Flasch.
Luna: He's a member of ISIS, and helped over thirty North Koreans sneak into Equestria.
Julia: This guy sounds like bad news.
Celestia: Of course he does. He fits the description Toby and Red gave of the gppony, pony they were chasing. Blue unicorn, brown mane, and machungwa, chungwa eyes.
Captain Jefferson: I was going to tell them that.
Celestia: Oh, forgive me. Now, I do have one request. With your captain's permission, I want one of wewe to watch over Twilight until Brett, au whoever the suspect is, is captured.
Toby: *Nervous*
Tim: *Looking at Toby, and smiles*
Julia: *Smirks* I think Toby would be the best choice for this assignment Celestia.
Celestia: Thank you. Toby, please stand up.
Toby: *Stands up*
Celestia: *Walks towards him* What is your last name?
Toby: Linnehan.
Celestia: wewe understand that this task is very important. Correct?
Toby: Yes ma'am, I do.
Celestia: If anything bad happens to her, it's on you, and you'll be arrested for twenty years for treason.
Toby: Celestia, wewe can count on me to protect Twilight Sparkle.
Celestia: Good. Here she comes now.
Twilight: *Walks into the room* Hello everypony.
Ponies: *Clapping*
Toby: *Sweating* Hi Twilight.
Tim: *Whispers to Julia* What have wewe done to him?
Julia: *Whispers back* I saw the look in his eyes.
Tim: What look?
Julia: The look of love. Can wewe do me a favor?
Tim: What?
Julia: Can I come over to your house, and talk with you?
Tim: Sure.

Later that day, Tim and Julia rode to Tim's house. His house was close to the Round Freeway on the northern part of town.

Tim: *Stops in his Viper*
Julia: *Stops behind him on her motorcycle*
Tim: *Gets out of his car, and watches Julia get off her motorcycle* Let's go inside. *Walks with Julia into his house* So what do wewe want to talk about?
Julia: I need help getting a krisimasi Tree.
Tim: Are wewe having trouble looking for one?
Julia: *Sadly nods* I really need one.
Tim: Real, au fake?
Julia: I don't care, I just want one.
Tim: Why don't wewe try Ponyville? It's just south of us.
Julia: Is that where wewe got yours?
Tim: Yeah. Tomorrow, after we're off duty, I'll take wewe into Ponyville, and we'll get wewe a krisimasi Tree. Okay?
Julia: *Happy* Okay.

Toby's house was inayofuata to a gunshop, across the mitaani, mtaa from Shadow Lake.

Toby: *Parks his brand new Chrysler 200 in front of his house* Okay Princess, out we go.
Twilight: *Steps out of the car*
Toby: *Walks with Twilight to his house* Did wewe enjoy the ride?
Twilight: Yes. I felt very relaxed.
Toby: Good. I bet wewe your Cadillac is still better to ride in. *Opens the door for her*
Twilight: *Walks inside* Yes, but I wouldn't mind having a 200. We have 300's, but I want a car just like yours.

They sit down at a table.

Toby: So what kind of business are wewe doing here?
Twilight: Business related to terrorists, and how to put an end to it.
Toby: It's about time we stopped them.
Twilight: But I'm afraid that's what caused somepony to try and shoot me earlier today, and if not, why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.
Twilight: And in Canterlot, they're also trying to hurt me, because I changed Hearth's Warming Eve to Christmas.
Toby: Uh Princess, may I tell wewe something?
Twilight: Yeah?
Toby: *Nervous* I, uh,.. want wewe to make yourself comfortable.
Twilight: *Smirking* There's something else wewe want to tell me, is there?
Toby: Would wewe like to, uh... *Sweating* Go out on a tarehe sometime?
Twilight: *Giggles* Is that why wewe were nervous? I'd upendo to go out with you.
Toby: Great. Tomorrow, at 6?
Twilight: Yes.

2 B Continued
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upinde wa mvua dash
my little gppony, pony
My Little Poney
Two terrible fandoms in one? It must be my Birthday
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my little gppony, pony
My Little Poney
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
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Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game onyesha wheel.)
Sean The Hedgehog as himself
Double Scoop as Shia Labeuof
Master Sword as Vin Diesel (For this skit, he's bald)

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting game so far, let's take a look at the scores. Vin Diesel is in third place with negative $23,495.37
Audience: *Laughing*
Vin: I got laid during the commercials.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We didn't need to know that, but okay....
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Source: Equestria Daily
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It's the 200 subscriber special! So now, as wewe voted, it's time to review the MLP, FIM comic arc Nightmare Rarity!
nightmare rarity
my little gppony, pony
friendship is magic
the sekunde opinion
channel frederator
nightmare moon
twilight sparkle
upinde wa mvua dash
pinkie pie
I think I just found the most mind fuckingly insane MLP creepypasta on the internet. I’m not even kidding. The description of this video alone just makes me worried about what I’m gonna read. Well, lets start off with our fanfic. I give wewe Pattycakes.
So, this Fanfic starts off with upinde wa mvua Dash relaxing, when she forgets that she was supposed to visit Fluttershy… So, upinde wa mvua Dash is late for an appointment with one of her friends. Also, the mwandishi stated that it was a nice day…. This in NO WAY AT ALL sounds familiar. I mean, its not like another maarufu fanfic did this in its beginning…....
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Now, I just got a Steam account, and I can see why its so popular. It offers lots of PC gaming, and it is real addictive, as well. Now, I decided to listen around to what some people consider good games. It didn’t take too long until I heard of a dating simulator. So, lets put the pieces together. Its a dating simulator on Steam, and it is very popular. I am pretty sure wewe all know what I am talking about, but if wewe don’t, it is the game known as Huniepop.
Now, I know very little about the creation of this game. All I know is that it was released some time before. This game is also in...
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If there is one group of mashabiki I can not stand, it is the Jeff the Killer fangirls. Now, if wewe like this story, that’s fine. That is your opinion and I respect that. BUT, that doesn’t mean wewe have to go and CRAME YOUR upendo FOR IT IN MY FUCKING FACE! So, in my Jeff the Killer review, I alisema it was the worst creepypasta I ever read, and… yeah, it’s still the worst creepypasta I ever read. And, wewe can only imagine how much mashabiki I pissed off. Quite a lot, in fact. I mean, what the hell do people like about some guy who kills people? What makes murder such an amazing thing? He is killing...
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 Panty Hose (her full name) gets help from Blazin' in getting a job and buying a house.
Panty Hose (her full name) gets help from Blazin' in getting a job and buying a house.
The inayofuata morning…

Rarity: Panty! Please wake up, dear. Blazin' will be here to pick wewe up soon.

Panty: Wha…whoa!! I gotta get going! *races all over the house to get her stuff and put it in her suitcase*

Rarity: Eh….Want some coffee?

Panty: Coffee? Sure! *drinks it from the cup she was aliyopewa and suddenly moves faster*

Sweetie: What's going on…HEY! Watch where your'e going!

Panty: *stops* Sorry about that Sweetie. Blazin' will be here any dakika now, and I'm freaking out! Rarity, can wewe do a quick checklist with me?

Rarity: Sure.

Panty: Toothbrush?

Rarity: Check.

Panty: Toothpaste?

Rarity: Check....
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