Tim and Julia were on patrol at the docks.
Julia: *Turns left at the docks*
Tim: Have wewe decided what kind of krisimasi mti wewe wanted?
Julia: Something big, and fat.
Tim: I'll bet. Our shift ends in five minutes, so we'll go into Ponyville to find one of those.
Julia: *Turns left, and passes a police station, moto house, and hospital*
A brand new Impala in light blue passed them.
Tim: Double line.
Julia: Yeah, I know. *Turns on the police lights*
Stallion 94: *Pulls over*
Julia: *Stops behind the car, and goes out to talk to the driver*
Tim: GT24, pulling over a light blue Chevrolet for passing on a double line on Green Drive, license Adam, 4, 4, Lincoln, Sam, Henry.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Julia: *Looking at the driver* May I see your driver's license and registration please?
Stallion 94: Yeah yeah. *Gives Julia his driver's license and registration* I know what I did was wrong.
Julia: Why'd wewe do it?
Stallion 94: I'm in a hurry. My boss let me out late, and I have to pick up my son from daycare.
Julia: *Gives the stallion his license and registration back, along with a ticket* wewe know? *Leans on the door near the stallion* This car is sexy. Keep it that way.
Stallion 94: *Smiles* Yes ma'am.
Julia: Merry Christmas. *Walks away*
Stallion: Happy Hearth's Warming Eve.
Julia: *Drives away* wewe know what? I changed my mind. The mti I want is tall, and handsome.
Tim: Were wewe flirting with that guy?
Julia: Haha. What do wewe think?
Tim: I don't think I'm gonna answer that question.
Meanwhile, Brett was talking to fifty North Koreans. Their current location is unknown.
Brett: Gentlecolts. In fifteen hours, at precisely 6 in the morning, Twilight Sparkle will be ours. Have wewe got the bomb ready?
North Korean Ponies: Yes.
Brett: I'm glad to hear that. I found a building in Gran Turismo that will be suitable for Twilight's death. If we blow it up, it will destroy a nearby gas station, and during our process of murdering Twilight Sparkle, we will also make Equestria lose precious gasoline.
North Korean Ponies: *Cheering*
Brett: This new town in Equestria will quickly have a terrible history. Let's make it happen!!
North Korean Ponies: *Cheering*
2 B Continued
Julia: *Turns left at the docks*
Tim: Have wewe decided what kind of krisimasi mti wewe wanted?
Julia: Something big, and fat.
Tim: I'll bet. Our shift ends in five minutes, so we'll go into Ponyville to find one of those.
Julia: *Turns left, and passes a police station, moto house, and hospital*
A brand new Impala in light blue passed them.
Tim: Double line.
Julia: Yeah, I know. *Turns on the police lights*
Stallion 94: *Pulls over*
Julia: *Stops behind the car, and goes out to talk to the driver*
Tim: GT24, pulling over a light blue Chevrolet for passing on a double line on Green Drive, license Adam, 4, 4, Lincoln, Sam, Henry.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Julia: *Looking at the driver* May I see your driver's license and registration please?
Stallion 94: Yeah yeah. *Gives Julia his driver's license and registration* I know what I did was wrong.
Julia: Why'd wewe do it?
Stallion 94: I'm in a hurry. My boss let me out late, and I have to pick up my son from daycare.
Julia: *Gives the stallion his license and registration back, along with a ticket* wewe know? *Leans on the door near the stallion* This car is sexy. Keep it that way.
Stallion 94: *Smiles* Yes ma'am.
Julia: Merry Christmas. *Walks away*
Stallion: Happy Hearth's Warming Eve.
Julia: *Drives away* wewe know what? I changed my mind. The mti I want is tall, and handsome.
Tim: Were wewe flirting with that guy?
Julia: Haha. What do wewe think?
Tim: I don't think I'm gonna answer that question.
Meanwhile, Brett was talking to fifty North Koreans. Their current location is unknown.
Brett: Gentlecolts. In fifteen hours, at precisely 6 in the morning, Twilight Sparkle will be ours. Have wewe got the bomb ready?
North Korean Ponies: Yes.
Brett: I'm glad to hear that. I found a building in Gran Turismo that will be suitable for Twilight's death. If we blow it up, it will destroy a nearby gas station, and during our process of murdering Twilight Sparkle, we will also make Equestria lose precious gasoline.
North Korean Ponies: *Cheering*
Brett: This new town in Equestria will quickly have a terrible history. Let's make it happen!!
North Korean Ponies: *Cheering*
2 B Continued
