Twilight: Those look yummy, Pinkie! Let me help you! But we better cover them up so they don't get spoiled.
Pinkie: Why would they get spoiled? We're all gonna eat them super soon!
Saten: Oh, didn't anybody tell you? Shining Armor and Cadance are held up. They may not arrive 'til Saturday.
Pinkie: Whaaaaaaaaaat?! [hyperventilating] wewe mean... [breathes] I have... [breathes] to wait... [breathes] another whole day?! I don't know if I can!
Twilight: Pinkie Pie, do wewe have something wewe need to say? wewe seem like you've been keeping something in.
Pinkie: [inarticulate yell]
Fluttershy: We're here to listen.
Applejack: Well, go on then, sugarcube.
Rarity: We're not going to judge you, darling.
Spike: You'll feel so much better once wewe get it off your chest!
Pinkie Pie: [blowing up balloon]
upinde wa mvua Dash: Come on. [balloon pops]
upinde wa mvua Dash: Whatever it is, wewe can tell us! We're best friends!
[with reverb] Friends! Friends! Friends! Twilight Sparkle: [with reverb] Tell! upinde wa mvua Dash and Twilight Sparkle: [with reverb] Tell! Tell! Main cast sans Pinkie Pie: Friends! Friends! Friends! Tell! Tell! Tell!
Pinkie: Okay, okay, wewe win! [inhales] Shining Armor and Cadance are gonna have a—
Shining Armor: An awesome weekend with the best little sister in all of Equestria!
Cadance: [giggles] Hi, every pony..
Pinkie Pie: [exhales]
Cadence: (to Saten) What's your name?
Saten: (pervertly) What ever wewe WANT it to be.
Cadence: (laughs) Oh sweetie, that isn't gonna work, but keep on trying (pats his head).
Saten: (groans) that's what Starlight Glimmer said.. I never stopped though. I even got her autograph.
Twi: That was a restraining order.
Saten: Yeah.. But she still signed it.. It goes great inayofuata to my restraining order from Lauren Faust.
Pinkie: Why would they get spoiled? We're all gonna eat them super soon!
Saten: Oh, didn't anybody tell you? Shining Armor and Cadance are held up. They may not arrive 'til Saturday.
Pinkie: Whaaaaaaaaaat?! [hyperventilating] wewe mean... [breathes] I have... [breathes] to wait... [breathes] another whole day?! I don't know if I can!
Twilight: Pinkie Pie, do wewe have something wewe need to say? wewe seem like you've been keeping something in.
Pinkie: [inarticulate yell]
Fluttershy: We're here to listen.
Applejack: Well, go on then, sugarcube.
Rarity: We're not going to judge you, darling.
Spike: You'll feel so much better once wewe get it off your chest!
Pinkie Pie: [blowing up balloon]
upinde wa mvua Dash: Come on. [balloon pops]
upinde wa mvua Dash: Whatever it is, wewe can tell us! We're best friends!
[with reverb] Friends! Friends! Friends! Twilight Sparkle: [with reverb] Tell! upinde wa mvua Dash and Twilight Sparkle: [with reverb] Tell! Tell! Main cast sans Pinkie Pie: Friends! Friends! Friends! Tell! Tell! Tell!
Pinkie: Okay, okay, wewe win! [inhales] Shining Armor and Cadance are gonna have a—
Shining Armor: An awesome weekend with the best little sister in all of Equestria!
Cadance: [giggles] Hi, every pony..
Pinkie Pie: [exhales]
Cadence: (to Saten) What's your name?
Saten: (pervertly) What ever wewe WANT it to be.
Cadence: (laughs) Oh sweetie, that isn't gonna work, but keep on trying (pats his head).
Saten: (groans) that's what Starlight Glimmer said.. I never stopped though. I even got her autograph.
Twi: That was a restraining order.
Saten: Yeah.. But she still signed it.. It goes great inayofuata to my restraining order from Lauren Faust.
This small, crappy, chapter is all I got..
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
"Do we really have to wear these?" Rover whispered, as it's revealed, Ganger is making them wear old hockey masks (like wewe would see on JASON VOORHEES).
"Yes.. Because there awesome" Ganger whispered, putting on his mask.
"But it's the middle of the night, Rarity will be asleep" Rover whispered back, revealing they've sneak into Rarity's house.
"Yeah.. And why are we even here?" Spot whispered.
"I told you.. Rarity may have some dhahabu hidden around.. She likes making her dresses 'fancy" Ganger whispered back.
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
"Do we really have to wear these?" Rover whispered, as it's revealed, Ganger is making them wear old hockey masks (like wewe would see on JASON VOORHEES).
"Yes.. Because there awesome" Ganger whispered, putting on his mask.
"But it's the middle of the night, Rarity will be asleep" Rover whispered back, revealing they've sneak into Rarity's house.
"Yeah.. And why are we even here?" Spot whispered.
"I told you.. Rarity may have some dhahabu hidden around.. She likes making her dresses 'fancy" Ganger whispered back.
Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd wewe bring me to Cake N' bacon for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
Master Sword: Why'd wewe bring me to Cake N' bacon for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!