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posted by Seanthehedgehog
inayofuata siku at breifing, Captain Jefferson had a message.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it. He got away from us one time, we're not gonna let it happen again. That's all I got, any questions?
Tim: May I say something Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Go ahead, but make it quick.
Tim: *Goes to the front of the room* Now tomorrow, I'm making plans to extend my model railroad layout. Anypony interested in helping me out, go ahead, and say so.

Three ponies, along with Toby raised their hooves.

Tim: Okay. Come over to my place today after we get off duty.
Julia: I got something to say too.
Captain Jefferson: Make it quick, we have to get out on the streets.
Julia: Not to brag au anything, but I'm going to make a layout much better than Tim's. It'll be ready the siku after tomorrow.

Several ponies started talking about it.

Tim: You're taking this seriously, aren't you?
Julia: siku after tomorrow. Come to my place, and I'll prove it to you.
Captain Jefferson: If you're done talking about toy trains, go out on patrol. All of you.
Police Ponies: *Leaving the briefing room*

Julia was driving their police car with Tim sitting inayofuata to her, as they passed the docks, and turned left twice, going onto the highway.

Julia: Do wewe think we'll be the first ones to spot those guys in the Honda?
Tim: It depends on our locations. I think somepony else will spot him before us.

He was right. Frank, and Reggie were on the Round Freeway going over 100 miles an hour.

Frank: Let's take the cops kwa surprise just like we did yesterday.
Reggie: Non stop drifting, over ten cops chasing us, but they won't catch us.
Frank: *Passes two police cars*

Song: link

Police Ponies: *Chasing the Honda*
Police gppony, pony 2: GT2, and 9, in pursuit of the silver Honda, on the round freeway. Eastbound, passing Coal Creek.
Julia: Aw man! We're too far away.
Tim: So much for catching those guys.
Frank: *Drifting as he goes off the freeway, and passes a railroad crossing*
Police gppony, pony 9: He's off the freeway, I repeat, he's off the freeway.
Tim: *Talks on the radio* GT2, and 9, inform us if he gets near the highway. That's our current location.
Police gppony, pony 2: Ten-4 24. We'll let wewe know.
Julia: *Gets off the highway*
Tim: Stop there.
Julia: *Parks the car*
Frank: *Passes Local Consideration, and drifts to the right*
Police gppony, pony 2: Too much smoke. I can't see! *Crashes into a truck*
Police gppony, pony 9: *Stops* 24, he's heading towards the north end of the highway, we're out of commission.
Tim: I copy GT9.
Frank: *Passes Tim*
Tim: We're on it.
Julia: *Drives her car, and chases Frank*

Will Tim, and Julia catch the suspects?

Find out in the thrilling finale, coming soon.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ralphie: *Runs to bathroom, and locks door*

Finally, I had the only room to myself where a mwana-, mwana-punda of nine could have his own privacy. Now to decode the secret message. Aha, B.

Ralphie: *Writes down B*

E. Things were starting out smoothly. S, and the inayofuata letter was U.

Randy: *Knocking on door* Aw come on Ralphie!
Mother: Ralphie, unlock the door, and come out!
Ralphie: Alright Ma, I'll be right out. Gee whiz. *Writes down a R, E, and a T, and O*

Be sure to. Be sure to what?! I had to find out what the message was, and fast.

Ralphie: *Continues uandishi letters*
Mother: Will wewe come out of there...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game onyesha wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Master Sword as Windwakerguy430, AKA Nick Craig
and applejack as herself

Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: Because of what happened just before the commercial, I'd like to apologize to all blind ponies, and children.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Nick Craig, the creator of What's Your Take, has set a new jeopardy...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
[Back in Ponyville]
Twilight returned from the Royal Sisters' castle. "Spike!!! SPIKE!". Twilight called out. Twilight slowly starts walking mbele when she saw Spike asleep under a bunch of fallen books. Twilight giggled quietly and whispered. "Aww...he's so cute when he's asleep". Twilight quietly tiptoed over to a high shelf and placed the book on historical events on the royal sisters.
Twilight headed outside her ngome when Pinkie Pie came galloping up to her. "Twi!". Pinkie alisema excitedly. "Guess what?!". Pinkie was hyper as usual. "What?". Twilight was really not in the mood for Pinkie's...
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 Max (At the time I created him, I had no clue he was an alicorn. Don't hate me.)
Max (At the time I created him, I had no clue he was an alicorn. Don't hate me.)
In the awali part of this episode of The History Of Equestria, we saw the Union Pacific take the saladi Bowl Express from San Franciscolt. Now, it has arrived in Chicagoat, and CSX will take over from here.

Max: I'm gonna drive the train the rest of the way. How was wewe trip so far?
Camera Pony: Excellent.
Max: Well good. Let's get into the locomotives.

Once they get into the engines, the train leaves Chicagoat. Then, it takes eight hours to get into Manehattan, as the train follows the Hudson River Line.

Applejack: *Inside her barn* Whoa whoa whoa, that's the same place that we were talking...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hawkeye: *Walking past Nikki* Who are wewe uandishi a letter to?
Nikki: My sister.
Hawkeye: Where does she live?
Nikki: With me in Ogden, but she was sent into El Paso as a spare worker.
Hawkeye: Oh. Well I just wanted to let wewe know that your train will be ready to leave in twenty minutes. Now I have to get back to work. *Walks away*
Nikki: *Continues uandishi letter*

One of the engineers on this railroad has the nickname of Hawkeye. His real name is Pierce, but he. likes his nickname better. He even has a great sense of humor.

Gordon: *Standing on station with a sign* Unicorns are the best. We are...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Me, and Disneyfan333 do really good with these Con Mane stories. I should work with her on these every time from now on.

The story starts in China. Near a beach, pwani was a fortress, where two guards were walking.

Soon, in the ocean, a gppony, pony could be seen surfing. He was heading for the fort, but as the wave was getting higher, another surfer joined him.

They continued inayofuata to each other, when a third surfer arrived.

The trio stayed close together, and soon they arrived at the beach.

Chinese Guard 24: *Looking at ocean*
Chinese Guard 2: Chūle shénme shì?
Chinese Guard 24: Wǒ yǐwéi wǒ kàn dào...
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I think I'm coming down with something. Been in kitanda a lot. So it's how I was posting these chapters so darn quickly..


SweetieBelle: Princess Luna!? Is it really you?
Luna: Yep. I'm the princess of the night. And it's my duty to come into your dreams.
SweetieBelle: *points off view* What about him?
FreddyKrueger: Hey. Hey. I'm not involved in this!
SweetieBelle: Wait. If this a dream the- *makes mirror appear* Haha. Awesome.
Luna: Lesson. I know how it feels to be outshines b-
SweetieBelle: Man. I look good!
Luna: *throws the mirror off view, and break sound is heard* FOCUS!
SweetieBelle: Okay. Okay....
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With the town having gone crazy. Dash flew herself and Spike out of Ponyville for a while.
Spike: Man, am I glad to be out of that crazyplace.
Dash: Yeah.. I am done with this stupid contest., besides. I think I'm falling in upendo with you.
Spike: Really? Because I coul-
Dash: *bursts into laughter* wewe are sooooo gullible!
Spike: ...


SEVERAL WEEKS LATER!


Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.
Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-
Saten: Give it all to me!.. Pinkie wewe are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking...
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Down at Sugercubes.
The tensions started rising.
Both teams were certain they were gonna win the money.
Derpy: I still don't like any of this. The whole idea seems kinda cruel.
BonBon: *rudely* No one asked you.
Saten: *angrily* Hey! Be nice to her, au I'll hurt you.
BonBon: I'm not scared of you. Your just alcoholic with childhood mother issues, and no father.
Saten: Yeah, well.. Your a bit-
Pinkie: Everyone please calm down.. What's a cake, without the icing.
Saten: what is that suppose to mean?
Pinkie: I don't know.. But it sure felt good saying it.


Saten: wewe know.. Maybe wewe and I could be the inayofuata to attempt this kind of challenge.
AppleJack: Yea-No..
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We finally get to see Octavia in her Equestria Girls form, in negative.
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My Little Poney
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everypony at Celestia's ngome was ready for the fight, as the Griffons were getting close to attacking them.

Lord Burlington: Get the cannons ready!
Celestia: Get the cannons ready.
Kan Can: Get the cannons ready. *Getting kanuni, cannon ready, but accidentally falls off of the castle*
Lord Burlington: Anymore clumsy ponies like him, and we'll never win.
Rainbow Dash: At least wewe got us.
Lord Burlington: Yeah. What was it wewe three alisema wewe were going to do to win this war?
Rainbow Dash: Just.
Applejack: Be.
Rarity: Me.
Gilda: Load up the catapults!
Griffons: *Loading up catapults*
Archer: They're loading...
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Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of upinde wa mvua Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, upinde wa mvua Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 8

The Magic onyesha

One day, upinde wa mvua Dash, and Pinkie Pie decided to go to a magic show.

Rainbow Dash: *Sits at a meza, jedwali with Pinkie Pie* This is going to be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Ja! The Great Ponyni sounds like a great magician. I heard he could free himself from being tied kwa chains.

What they didn't realize was that Discord was The Great Ponyni. He...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Wat:
Attempt One and Two

Don't rush, guys.

Wat:
Attempt Three

"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."

"Okay, here have two tickets."

Wat:
Attempt Four

Drunk Applejack

Wat:
Attempt Five

Gilda is a bitch.

Wat:
Attempt Six

Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.

Wat:
Attempt Seven

"There's a wingu of--"

"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Ships.

Wat:
Attempt Nine

"Real Marafiki don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.

Wat:
Attempt Ten

Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.

Wat:
Attempt Eleven

Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....

Wat:
Attempt Twelve

Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
After work, Bob went home. He invited Jerry over for dinner, and to watch sports.

Bob: *Enters apartment room* Emily, I'm home.
Emily: Hi dear. How was your day?
Bob: Oh, it was good. I met a stallion that just moved here from Chicagoat.
Emily: Oh wow. That's cool. What's his name, and what does he do for a living?
Bob: He's a dentist named Jerry. Anyway, I hope wewe don't mind, but I invited him over to have chajio, chakula cha jioni with us.
Emily: Oh boy.
Bob: What's the matter?
Emily: Do wewe remember when Howard showed up last time we didn't have any chakula for him?
Bob: I could care less about Howard's anger issues....
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We were heading back to the construction site to stop Discord.

Con: *Driving truck*
Sean: *Still in crane on Con's truck*
Discord: *Calling Con*
Con: Hello?
Discord: Oh hello there. Remember how upinde wa mvua Dash told wewe to do what I said, and things would go great?
Con: What are wewe doing Discord?!
Discord: Well, tell Sean the hedgehog that I have his special somepony on juu of this building with me, and she'll die if wewe don't get here in five minutes.
Con: We'll make it in three minutes. *Hangs up* Sean, you're not going to like this.
Sean: What's the matter?
Con: They have upinde wa mvua Dash, and she's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Two of these taxis arrived at the station
Two of these taxis arrived at the station
The inayofuata day, Hawkeye was still wearing the bandages around his eyes. He wanted to use the bathroom, but accidentally walked into the Mare's room.

Hawkeye: *Knocks on bathroom stall* Hello?
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye? Is that you?!
Hawkeye: Don't tell me. I accidentally walked into the Mare's room.
Metal Gloss: I'm afraid so. *Flushes toilet* You'll have to get out of here. *Exits bathroom stall*
Hawkeye: But I can't see anything.
Metal Gloss: Oh, alright. *Washing front hooves*
Hawkeye: Hmm, I can tell you're washing your hooves, but that's not the only thing you're going to wash.
Metal Gloss: Alright,...
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