My Little Poney Article: Saten Twisst Adventures S3E4 Part 2

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posted by Canada24

Meanwhile, Saten Twist catches up to an unnamed stallion, near an empty building.

Saten: (angrily) Hey, buddy.. Give back Lemon's purse.

Stallion: (holding bia bottle) And why would I do tha- (Saten steals the guys bottle) Hey!

Saten: (looking at the bottle) this must of been expensive.

Stallion: Not really.. It was on sale.

Saten: Oh.. Good.. Than the only thing this will damage is your head, not to bank account.

Stallion: What wewe mean my he-

Saten: Last chance to give back to purse.

Stallion: Fuck you.

Saten: I figured your say that.. (suddenly he breaks the bottle on the guys head, causing the juu of his head to start bleeding).

Stallion: (screams in pain and freaks out).

Saten: Yeah, that hurt?

Stallion: (still screaming).

Saten: That hurt?

Stallion: WHAT THE HELL!? (continues yelling).

Saten: Shouldn't of robbed my cousin.. (punches the Stallion) That's what happens, man! (punches the Stallion again).

Stallion: Oh, my God!

Saten: Yeah, that's what happens. (begins repeatedly punching him) Messed with the wrong girl, pal!

Saten Twist violently beats up the stallion, before grabbing Lemon's purse, witch was dropped kwa thief during the ordeal.

Saten: There.. inayofuata time your know better, won't you?

Stallion: (panting and badly beaten up) wewe freakin' psychopath!

Saten: (throws him towel) Yeah, clean yourself up.. (flies off, glad to have had the"stress release").

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Saten: Here's your purse.

Lemon: (takes it) Oh.. Just as I was beginning to think wewe STOPPED being sweet after all those years.

Saten: (under breath) I needed to hurt someone today anyway.

Minuette: (with Lemon) wewe say something?

Saten: No.. Not at all.

Twinkleshine: Hey. We should see go watch Twilight's speech.

lemon, limau and Minuette: (excitedly) Yeah!

Dash: No!

All 3: (adorably) Pleeease?

Saten: I'm not going to a stupid, boring, speech!

AT THE SPEECH:

Saten: (looking annoyed while in his seat) I am NOT happy about this.

Twinkleshine: What was the last thing wewe were EVER happy about?

Saten: ... Shut up.

Lemon: Well too late now.. Your stuck with us for the inayofuata 2 hours.

Saten: It's two hours!?

Lemon: And no beers are allowed.

Saten: (starts crying).

Spike: Don't worry man.. I'll keep wewe company.

Saten: (cries even harder).

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Saten Twist: S3E2 part 7

posted by Canada24

Diamond Tiara: Everybody, I have an announcement!

Apple Bloom: Diamond Tiara! Think hard about the choice you're makin' right now!

Scootaloo: wewe can be a better pony!

Spoiled Rich: (out of nowhere) Diamond Tiara! I just happened to be here for the school board meeting, and this is what I see when we adjourn? My daughter associating with confused, insignificant lowlifes? Socializing with their kind is not how wewe songesha up in Equestria! Come, Diamond Tiara!

Diamond Tiara: (finally stands up to her) No, mother!

Spoiled Rich: Excuse me?!

Diamond Tiara: You've spent your life uigizaji like a high horse...

The Train Part 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

While Labiche drove the train, Didont thought about stopping at Saint-Avold.

Didont: If we stop at Saint-Avold, we'll get our heads blown off.
Labiche: *Increases speed*

The entire train left the station, and Maurice walked into his office in the station, when he saw a Nazi pony.

Nazi Pony: *Sitting in his chair, smoking a cigarette while kusoma a magazine*
Maurice: *Closes the door, and goes to his phone. He talks to someone on the phone* Get me Commercy please..... I don't have that.... This is railroad business! *The gppony, pony he is calling hangs up on him, so he puts the phone away*
Nazi Pony:...

The Train Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Labiche was taken to the hotel so he could get some sleep before driving the train. The hotel was run kwa a mare named Christine.

This is her picture: link

Schmidt: *Walks into the hotel with Labiche, and rings the bell*
Christine: *Walks to the front desk*
Schmidt: A room for this stallion.
Christine: *Puts out the sign in book with a pen*
Labiche: *Signs his name into the book*
Christine: 60 Francs.
Schmidt: Pay her.
Labiche: wewe pay her. I'm a guest of the German army.
Schmidt: He is a railroad pony.
Christine: *Holding the key to his room* 60 francs.
Schmidt: Isn't there a discount for railroad...

The Train Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Labiche delivered the engine to Rive-Reine.

Labiche: *Stops the engine*
Schmidt: You're late! What happened?
Labiche: We were shot at kwa a spitfire, a couple of miles back.
Schmidt: Any serious damage?
Didont: Not enough to stop wewe from getting to Germaneigh.
Labiche: *Brought his bicycle with him on the train. He takes it with him off the train, and gets ready to ride away*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Looking at Labiche*
Labiche: Your engine, and your crew.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Was it your idea to risk this engine on the daylight run?
Labiche: Major Herren was following your orders. He told us...

The Train Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After escaping the air raid, Papa Boule's train stopped at a station called Rive-Reine.

Schmidt: *Runs out of the caboose, and to the engine*
Papa Boule: *Staring at the wheels with his moto pony*
Schmidt: What is it?! What is it?!!? *Getting closer to the engine* Engineer!! *Stops in front of Papa Boule* What is it?
Papa Boule: The oil line.
Schmidt: Can wewe fix it?
Papa Boule: *Shrugs*
Schmidt: Can wewe get the engine back to the works?
Papa Boule: Maybe.
Schmidt: *Looks at the station master behind him on the station platform* Where's your phone?
Station Master: *Points to the left*
Schmidt: *Runs...

The Train Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The armament train Didont drove had arrived at the yards. He stopped the train inayofuata to a shed with the word Vaires in white on the roof.

Didont: *Looks at a tower on the right side of his train. Labiche, and another gppony, pony are in there with a German officer*
German gppony, pony 90: *Walking towards Didont* Uncouple the engine, get it out of here!
Didont: *Signals his moto gppony, pony to go out to uncouple the engine from the train*
Fire Pony: *Gets out to uncouple the engine*

During the mid 40's in France, wewe had to stand between the engine, and freight cars to uncouple the engine.

Fire Pony: *Standing between...

The Train Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When the Colonel arrived at the station in his staff car, escorted kwa two motorcycles, he was displeased to find out that his train was not there.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Gets out of the car, and walks to a soldier with a clipboard* What about my train?!
Schmidt: It has been cancelled.
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Turns around to face Schmidt* Who cancelled it?!

Four dakika later in a office.

Labiche: I did.
German gppony, pony 87: Labiche Colonel. He is the area inspector. Under my supervision of course.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Since when does a french stallion have the authority to cancel a German train?
Labiche:...

Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

May 6, 1995. The siku Gordon got out of the hospital.

Sam: *On phone with Case Cracker* Yeah, I'm outside of the hospital right now. He should come out soon.
Case Cracker: Aight man. Don't take too long. Jim wants to see him.
Sam: *Sees Gordon walking out of the hospital* Shouldn't take too long. He's coming out now.
Gordon: *Walking to Sam* Hey.
Sam: hujambo yourself. How are wewe feeling?
Gordon: Good. Let's go see the others.

The pizzeria on Mane Ashbury was crowded, but that didn't stop Gordon and the others from talking about business.

Jim: Gordon, welcome back.
Gordon: Thanks Jim. Guess what...

Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Case cracker, mkate mkavu was driving his car on the highway. He was heading north for Sausalito to get an upgrade for his Flam Tornado when this occurred.

Fillydelphia Ponies: *In a black Pearla, a Capri and a red Amigo*
Fillydelphia gppony, pony 75: Three years, and we're still after this son of a bitch.
Case Cracker: *Looks at the three cars behind him*
Fillydelphia gppony, pony 53: He's looking at us.
Fillydelphia gppony, pony 47: But he's not doing anything.
Fillydelphia gppony, pony 53: Shoot him.
Fillydelphia gppony, pony 47: *Leans out of the car with his assault bunduki and fires six bullets*
Case Cracker: *Floors it*
Fillydelphia Ponies:...

Ponies On The Rails: Season 10 Highlights

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

1960 Part 17

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In Seattle, Larry walked out of the company headquarters. The headquarters was located on 10th Avenue. He turned around to speak to the boss before he left.

Larry: *Carrying a suitcase* Thanks again for the promotion.
Boss: You're welcome. Now get going. wewe have to get to L.A, and onyesha everypony your promotion papers.
Larry: That's right, I have to get going now.
Boss: *Closes the door*
Larry: *Thinks about everything in the suitcase* Twenty five thousand dollars, free tickets to a Dodger's game, the papers for my promotion, and a new mansion with an 80% discount. *Sees a taxi stop for him*...

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Saten Twist adventures S3E1 Part 7

posted by Canada24

Twilight: wewe know something, girls? We are so lucky to live in this town. I upendo wewe all! *they all hug*.

AJ: Say? What happened to Saten?

Twilight: He alisema he had other important business to attend.

Saten: *drinking at a bar, his head bandaged a little from the earlier attack*.

Bartender: Don't wewe think wewe had enough?

Saten: *a bit drunk*I don't tell wewe how to live YOUR life!

Trixie: *comes over and finds him*

Bartender: *sees her* Oh wow. She's she's a hottie.. I'm gonna stalk her later.

Saten: ... Are wewe a woman?

Bartender: No.

Saten: Good *punches out the bartender*

Trixie: *comes over* wewe okay...

1960 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom caused an accident, and got away without being stopped kwa the cops.

Pierce & Bob: *In their cars, surrounded kwa other cars*
Leslie: *Driving the car on a road on a hill, going parallel to the highway*
Karl: *Sees Pierce, and Bob in their cars* Wow, those guys might be there for a long time.
Leslie: *Looks at the other cars* Oh wow. That's a terrible crash. I'm glad I'm not a part of that. *Swerves to the left*
Karl: Keep your eyes on the-
Leslie: *Accidentally goes down the hill, crashing into a tree, and makes the car land on it's roof as it gets on the highway*
Pierce: *Looks at the...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E1...PART 3

posted by Canada24

Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell wewe the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong siku mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 100 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Inside the station, Hawkeye, Percy, Stylo, and Dan were outside of Pete's office. They were planning how to save him.

Stylo: Well we haven't come up with anything good.
Percy: What about my plan to call the cops?
Hawkeye: We gotta do something besides just call the cops. Pete needs our help.
Dan: Percy, what did wewe hear in the office when wewe tried to get in?
Percy: I heard some voices, and someone shouted at me to fuck off. It definitely didn't sound like Pete.
Hawkeye: Yeah he would never say anything like...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E1 ... PART 1

posted by Canada24

Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: ... I concur, but wewe changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove’s Day?

Saten: ....... Oh, wewe caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, wewe know I can only be for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time wewe even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got wewe that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Joke.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that!?

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 98 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 23, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving to work. Hawkeye was still thinking about what happened yesterday with Rachael.

Metal Gloss: What's wrong? wewe seem uncomfortable.
Hawkeye: It's the gppony, pony visiting from Kansas City.
Metal Gloss: Rachael? What happened with her?
Hawkeye: She wants me to tarehe her, but I told her we were married. I have a feeling she thinks I hate her, but I don't. I just want to be Marafiki with her. What do I tell her?
Metal Gloss: *Leans toward Hawkeye* wewe tell her what wewe think is right....

On The Block Episode 25 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, wewe already alisema that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three dakika later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 97 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 17, 1960
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 5:54 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

The sun was setting, as Anthony sat on the station platform with Ryan, and Donut, waiting for their inayofuata assignments.

Michael: *Storms out of the station, and looks at Anthony* wewe cause an accident on my line, and don't tell me anything?!!?
Anthony: Roger alisema he was going to tell you. He didn't check the coupling between our train, and engines.
Michael: He alisema wewe were to check them! I don't know if this is going to be common with wewe now, but if wewe keep forgetting to do your work, I'll have wewe fired!...

CHiPs

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, au chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motorcycles on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle inayofuata to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...