Guy, Black Tuesday, Snowflake, and Nikki found a mashua for them to ride back to their base.
Guy: Hey. That's an enemy patrol boat.
Black Tuesday: Looks like nopony is in there, but stay frosty.
Guy: *Leads the other ponies towards the boat*
Black Tuesday: wewe stay here while I check it out. *Goes into the boat, and checks it for enemy ponies*
Nikki & Snowflake: *Waiting with Guy*
Black Tuesday: Okay, it's safe. Come in.
Guy: *Gets on the mashua with Nikki, and Snowflake*
Black Tuesday: It even has the keys for the ignition.
Guy: *Sits in the driver's seat, and puts the key in the ignition* This is our ticket out of here. *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Go check the engine. See if we have any fuel in there.
Black Tuesday: *Goes to the engine*
Nikki: Me, and Snowflake will use the machine guns.
Guy: All right, be careful.
Snowflake: *Goes to the machine gun in the back*
Nikki: *Goes to the machine gun in the front*
Black Tuesday: *Returns* I checked the fuel tank. It's full.
Guy: Then there must be something wrong with the engine.
Black Tuesday: I'll go check it out.
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start*
Black Tuesday: *Looking at the engine* There's nothing wrong with it. It just doesn't wanna start. *Runs back to Guy* The engine's in good condition, it's just being stubborn.
Guy: Son of a bitch! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Come on! Come on!!! Turn over, will ya?!?! Get us out of here!!!
Then suddenly, they heard mortars being shot, and exploding in the distance
Black Tuesday: We gotta get out of here now!
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Start!! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start*
Snowflake: We're going to look like idiots if we don't get out of here!
Black Tuesday: Just shoot the enemy with your fucking machine gun!!
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Come on wewe piece of shit!! START!! *Starts the engine* Finally. *Moves the mashua forward*
Song: link
Vietnamese Ponies: *Running towards the ocean, and sees Guy, and his Marafiki taking off*
Snowflake: *Shooting the Vietnamese ponies*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Get shot, and die*
Vietnamese gppony, pony 94: They got away! Bring the mortars here!
Snowflake: *Shoots him*
Vietnamese gppony, pony 94: Ah! *Dies*
Black Tuesday: *Opens a drawer* Look what I found. *Pulls out an AK47* We have nine of these, two rocket launchers, and seven grenades.
Guy: How much ammo do we have for the guns?
Black Tuesday: At least a thousand bullets. We hit a good supply here.
Guy: We'll bring those weapons with us.
A mortar landed behind them
Black Tuesday: Charlie's gang doesn't know when to quit.
Guy: But soon we'll get away from them.
Black Tuesday: *Sees zaidi Vietnamese Ponies on land to the right* I wouldn't say that just yet.
Guy: *Moves left, avoiding a mortar*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Firing zaidi mortars*
Guy: *Slows down to let two mortars land in front of them. Another one goes too far, and lands to the left*
Snowflake & Nikki: *Shooting at them, but none of the bullets hit their targets*
Nikki: They're too far away!!
Guy: *Sees a salvage yard for boats* I think I have an idea. *Turns left to go to the salvage yard*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Shooting zaidi mortars*
Three landed behind the boat, but one of them splashed water onto the boat
Snowflake: We're taking on water!!
Some of the water got into the engine room, and made the engine stall
Guy: Oh great!! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Just what we need! *Turns the key, but the engine still won't start* Come on! Come on!! *Starts the boat*
Black Tuesday: It's about time.
Guy: *Moves the mashua mbele again*
Vietnamese gppony, pony 58: Send two patrol boats after them, and moto zaidi mortars!!!
Vietnamese Ponies: *Adjusting the angle of their mortars, go to the right where it's higher, and moto zaidi mortars*
Snowflake: They're at it again!!
Five mortars nearly hit them from all sides
Black Tuesday: I hope wewe can get us into that yard in time.
Guy: I can.
Snowflake: zaidi mortars incoming!!
A mortar landed to their right, making zaidi water go into the boat. Two zaidi landed in front of them, with two on the left, and one behind them.
Snowflake: zaidi water is going into the engine room fellas!
Guy: We have to hurry up! *Getting close to the salvage yard* Okay, let's slow down before we crash into something.
Guy tried to do this, but the mashua wouldn't slow down
Black Tuesday: The water must have ruined the brake line. Can wewe try putting it in reverse?
Guy: There's not enough time. *Tries to steer, but the helm stops working too* We're gonna crash into something no matter what.
Black Tuesday: Brace yourselves girls!! We can't control this mashua anymore!!!!
Guy: *Enters the salvage yard, and sees a big mashua in front of them*
Nikki: *Running inside the mashua to be with Guy, and Black Tuesday*
The scraping sound. (Start at 0:17): link
Guy: *Watches his mashua scrape into the big boat*
Snowflake: *Falls down* Ow! *Can't get up, and rolls towards the edge* Oh no, oh no! OH NO!! *Falls into the water*
Guy: Snowflake!!
Snowflake: *Emerges from the water, and watches the mashua come to a complete stop when it reaches the end of the salvage yard*
Black Tuesday: *Sees Snowflake* Hey, she's okay!
Nikki: Yay!
Guy: That's great, but what do we do now? We can't use this mashua anymore.
Black Tuesday: Let's get the weapons off, onto the docks, and think of something.
2 B Continued
Guy: Hey. That's an enemy patrol boat.
Black Tuesday: Looks like nopony is in there, but stay frosty.
Guy: *Leads the other ponies towards the boat*
Black Tuesday: wewe stay here while I check it out. *Goes into the boat, and checks it for enemy ponies*
Nikki & Snowflake: *Waiting with Guy*
Black Tuesday: Okay, it's safe. Come in.
Guy: *Gets on the mashua with Nikki, and Snowflake*
Black Tuesday: It even has the keys for the ignition.
Guy: *Sits in the driver's seat, and puts the key in the ignition* This is our ticket out of here. *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Go check the engine. See if we have any fuel in there.
Black Tuesday: *Goes to the engine*
Nikki: Me, and Snowflake will use the machine guns.
Guy: All right, be careful.
Snowflake: *Goes to the machine gun in the back*
Nikki: *Goes to the machine gun in the front*
Black Tuesday: *Returns* I checked the fuel tank. It's full.
Guy: Then there must be something wrong with the engine.
Black Tuesday: I'll go check it out.
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start*
Black Tuesday: *Looking at the engine* There's nothing wrong with it. It just doesn't wanna start. *Runs back to Guy* The engine's in good condition, it's just being stubborn.
Guy: Son of a bitch! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Come on! Come on!!! Turn over, will ya?!?! Get us out of here!!!
Then suddenly, they heard mortars being shot, and exploding in the distance
Black Tuesday: We gotta get out of here now!
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Start!! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start*
Snowflake: We're going to look like idiots if we don't get out of here!
Black Tuesday: Just shoot the enemy with your fucking machine gun!!
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Come on wewe piece of shit!! START!! *Starts the engine* Finally. *Moves the mashua forward*
Song: link
Vietnamese Ponies: *Running towards the ocean, and sees Guy, and his Marafiki taking off*
Snowflake: *Shooting the Vietnamese ponies*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Get shot, and die*
Vietnamese gppony, pony 94: They got away! Bring the mortars here!
Snowflake: *Shoots him*
Vietnamese gppony, pony 94: Ah! *Dies*
Black Tuesday: *Opens a drawer* Look what I found. *Pulls out an AK47* We have nine of these, two rocket launchers, and seven grenades.
Guy: How much ammo do we have for the guns?
Black Tuesday: At least a thousand bullets. We hit a good supply here.
Guy: We'll bring those weapons with us.
A mortar landed behind them
Black Tuesday: Charlie's gang doesn't know when to quit.
Guy: But soon we'll get away from them.
Black Tuesday: *Sees zaidi Vietnamese Ponies on land to the right* I wouldn't say that just yet.
Guy: *Moves left, avoiding a mortar*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Firing zaidi mortars*
Guy: *Slows down to let two mortars land in front of them. Another one goes too far, and lands to the left*
Snowflake & Nikki: *Shooting at them, but none of the bullets hit their targets*
Nikki: They're too far away!!
Guy: *Sees a salvage yard for boats* I think I have an idea. *Turns left to go to the salvage yard*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Shooting zaidi mortars*
Three landed behind the boat, but one of them splashed water onto the boat
Snowflake: We're taking on water!!
Some of the water got into the engine room, and made the engine stall
Guy: Oh great!! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Just what we need! *Turns the key, but the engine still won't start* Come on! Come on!! *Starts the boat*
Black Tuesday: It's about time.
Guy: *Moves the mashua mbele again*
Vietnamese gppony, pony 58: Send two patrol boats after them, and moto zaidi mortars!!!
Vietnamese Ponies: *Adjusting the angle of their mortars, go to the right where it's higher, and moto zaidi mortars*
Snowflake: They're at it again!!
Five mortars nearly hit them from all sides
Black Tuesday: I hope wewe can get us into that yard in time.
Guy: I can.
Snowflake: zaidi mortars incoming!!
A mortar landed to their right, making zaidi water go into the boat. Two zaidi landed in front of them, with two on the left, and one behind them.
Snowflake: zaidi water is going into the engine room fellas!
Guy: We have to hurry up! *Getting close to the salvage yard* Okay, let's slow down before we crash into something.
Guy tried to do this, but the mashua wouldn't slow down
Black Tuesday: The water must have ruined the brake line. Can wewe try putting it in reverse?
Guy: There's not enough time. *Tries to steer, but the helm stops working too* We're gonna crash into something no matter what.
Black Tuesday: Brace yourselves girls!! We can't control this mashua anymore!!!!
Guy: *Enters the salvage yard, and sees a big mashua in front of them*
Nikki: *Running inside the mashua to be with Guy, and Black Tuesday*
The scraping sound. (Start at 0:17): link
Guy: *Watches his mashua scrape into the big boat*
Snowflake: *Falls down* Ow! *Can't get up, and rolls towards the edge* Oh no, oh no! OH NO!! *Falls into the water*
Guy: Snowflake!!
Snowflake: *Emerges from the water, and watches the mashua come to a complete stop when it reaches the end of the salvage yard*
Black Tuesday: *Sees Snowflake* Hey, she's okay!
Nikki: Yay!
Guy: That's great, but what do we do now? We can't use this mashua anymore.
Black Tuesday: Let's get the weapons off, onto the docks, and think of something.
2 B Continued
But now, the remains of the evil duos were still at large thanks to their minds.
One of the exact oldest disciples was none other than The male Father to The once beautifully girl band on Canterlot High,The Dazzling, Forte Luster Dazzles, wants to do every thing in his power to resurrect his old master out from the portal to reclaim equestria.
Master Sword waved a loaded pistol around the bank.
Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED!! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!!
Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!
Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!
(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)
Saten: Dude, what are wewe doing!?
Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!
Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?
Master Sword: Uhhhhhh... Yeah!
Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)
(Outside)
Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..
The cops from gppony, pony mov: FREEEEZE!!!
Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!
Master Sword: Leave it to me........... (To the gppony, pony mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!!!!
(Long silence)
Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.
Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!!
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Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED!! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!!
Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!
Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!
(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)
Saten: Dude, what are wewe doing!?
Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!
Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?
Master Sword: Uhhhhhh... Yeah!
Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)
(Outside)
Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..
The cops from gppony, pony mov: FREEEEZE!!!
Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!
Master Sword: Leave it to me........... (To the gppony, pony mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!!!!
(Long silence)
Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.
Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!!
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