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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Dad: *Mowing the lawn*
Leonard: *Stops his car near Lewis' dad, and gets out* Mr. Lee? I want to talk to you.
Dad: *Turns off the lawnmower, and runs away*
Leonard: *Flies, and lands in front of Lewis' dad* I don't think so. wewe try to run away from an officer again, you'll be arrested. wewe haven't broken the law, but your son wants to be with us. If being a cop is what he wants, wewe let him have it. Understand?
Dad: I'll kill that worthless bastard.
Leonard: That's it. You're under arrest.
Lewis: *Watching from inside the house*

My dad threatened to kill me, and that was enough for Leonard, and Peter to arrest him. He got three years in jail, and mom kicked me out of the house. Along with everything I owned. So Leonard allowed me to stay with him.

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Lewis: *Walks into the house after riding his bicycle*
Leonard: Come on Lewis, we gotta get going.
Lewis: *Follows Leonard out of the house*

We were busy, but I liked that. The busier we were, the happier I became. We started arresting ponies for bootlegging alcohol, from Chicagoat. When we started, I realized that I wasn't the only teenager that came to visit Leonard. There for the first time, I met Bob Stone. He had a great trick up his sleeve all the time to stop these guys.

Bob: *Walks up to bootleggers* How ya doing?
Bootlegger: Fine. What's it to you?
Bob: I wanna buy some beer, and, since I'm a nice pony, I'll pay wewe twice the amount wewe normally charge.
Bootlegger: Well, that sounds fine. *Gives Bob a bottle of beer*
Bob: *Gives Bootlegger ten dollars* What brand is this?
Bootlegger: Miller Light?
Bob: Why isn't the logo on this bottle?
Bootlegger: Well uh-
Bob: Did wewe make this yourself?
Bootlegger: Oh shit.
Bob: We're good guys, come get him.
Leonard: *Runs out of the bushes with Peter* Okay buddy, you're under arrest. *Arresting the bootlegger*
Bob: *Takes his ten dollars back*
Lewis: *Walks up to Lewis* Nice to meet you.
Bob: Nice to meet wewe too. Here. *Gives Lewis his ten dollars*
Lewis: Thank you.

Bob was very generous. He'd give wewe a ten, au a twenty just for saying hi to him.

Stop the song

 This is a stolen car
This is a stolen car


Mare: *Talking on the radio* Any units available kwa Interstate 270, Illinois State Police reports a green Dodge Monaco has been stolen. Requesting Roadblock.
Leonard: Ten-4.

This was my very first Grand Theft Auto. I wanted it to be just right.

Leonard: *Stops on the bridge just in front of the exit* Okay, get out the spike strip, now!!
Lewis: *Rolls the spike strip*
Car Pony: *Drives over it, and loses control, hitting the barrier between the exit, and interstate*
Leonard: Bob, Shawn, go get him.

And here is where I met Shawn.

Shawn: Come on, come on. *Puts cuffs on Car Pony, and brings him towards Leonard with Bob* Here wewe are Leonard.
Leonard: Thanks.

Everything pauses in place, and Lewis narrates

Shawn was great, and we worked well with Bob, Leonard, and Peter, but when the DA found out about him letting us work with them, he got a 1 mwezi probation, and was demoted to Captain.

Leonard: This is serious, we can't do this anymore.
Lewis: But I like doing this-
Leonard: I know, but I got my orders. wewe can't go with us anymore. It's the same for Bob, and Shawn. As soon as the three of wewe get in your 20's, jiunge the academy, and they'll train wewe to be officers. Then we can work together again.

2 B Continued
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
July 6, 1892. This was it. The strikers would start fighting everypony that got in their way. First, they were going to kill the Pinkerton's on the Monongahela River.

Jack: There they are. Shoot them! *Shoots Pinkerton ponies*
James: *shooting at Pinkerton ponies*
Pinkerton Ponies: *getting shot* AAH!!! *Falls into river*
Pinkerton Major: Return fire! *Shoots at strikers*
Jack: To the plant!! *Runs*
Strike Ponies: *Follow Jack*
Pinkerton Major: They gave up already.

But the strikers didn't give up yet. They were going to blow the launch whistle to alert the plant. This would get thousands of ponies...
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My Little Poney
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1. Whenever wewe see apples wewe immediately think of Applejack.
2. Instead of saying "yes" wewe say "Eeyup".
3. Whenever wewe get mad at someone wewe tell them one of three things.
A. I'm gonna tolerate and upendo the SHIT outta you.
B. You're going to upendo ME!!!
C. BANISHED to the moon!
4. Instead of saying "Oh my god!" wewe say "Oh my Celestia!"
5. wewe have MLP shabiki characters.
6. wewe tell people to call wewe kwa the name of one of the ponies.
7. Hear the word Pie and wewe go "LIKE PINKIE PIE?!"
8. If wewe see ANYTHING that says "20%" wewe burst into laughter.
9. If wewe see the word rainbow, wewe immediately feel...
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