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THE MANE SIX - "HEY DISCORD wewe HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE DARK PONIES TAKE THOSE NIGHTMARES AWAY !

DISCORD-"YOU OF EVERPONY ACUSING ME YOUR FRIENDLY CHAOS GOD OF INTENTIONS I HAVE NO CONTROL OF PLUS I SMELL SOMETHING ROTTING TO THE CORE AS IF WHY WOULD ANYPONY WANT TO FRAME ME AND ALL wewe SIX PONIES HAVE BEEN FRAMED ALSO SO IF I WAS wewe TWILIGHT MAGIC, COWBOY JACK, SPARKLY AND GIGGLES PIE AND SPEEDY DASH PLUS LAST LOW VOICE SHY au WHATEVER YOUR gppony, pony NAMES ARE ? THERE'S WORD THAT DERPY HOOVES BEEN GETTING STRANGE MAIL THAT KEEPS SAYING "YOU MUST OBEY ME EVERYPONY "! MEANWHILE IN OTHER REGIONS OF EQUESTRIA
"SOON VERY SOON TWILIGHT SPARKLE wewe AND YOUR PONIES MAGIC WILL BE MINE FOREVER HAAAAAAAAA YES!!!

"BUT PRINCESS HOW DO wewe KNOW SHE WILL FALL FOR YOUR EVIL TRAP ?

"BECAUSE I KNOW TWILIGHT TOO WELL ?



IT'S MIDNIGHT AND EVERYPONY IS IN THEIR BEDS SOUND ASLEEP EXCEPT PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE TOO BUSY FOR HER Marafiki STUDING ALCHEMISTY MAGIC CAN BE ADVENTUROUS AND DOWN RIGHT DANGEROUS AT TIMES AS SHE IS TRYING TO FIND A BOOK ABOUT THE DARKNESS PONIES BUT ONLY GETS THE STORY OF HOW NIGHTMARE MOON WAS CREATED.

SPIKE- TWILIGHT wewe BEEN UP FOR ABOUT 3 HOURS wewe SHOULD GET SOME SLEEP NOW? TWILIGHT SPARKLE SLEEPY TALK- "SPIKKKE YYYOU SHHHHOULDN'T WORRY TTTOOO MUCH ABOUUUT MEEE I'M FIND <SNORE> !

upinde wa mvua DASH- "AHHHH COME ON THAT WAS CHEATING wewe DOWN RIGHT TRY TO WING DIVE ME LIKE THAT wewe COULD OF KILLED ME NOT COOL GRAY DASH"!

RARITY- "YES HAAAA THOSE DRESSES HAVE FEELINGS NOW DON'T BE ABSURD IT'S FANCY CLOTHES THEY CAN'T COME TO LIFE NOW SCARITY IN FACT HERE'S YOUR gppony, pony koti, jacket "!

"WHAT DID wewe DO TO ME gppony, pony I WILL KILL wewe ONCE I GET OUT OF HERE "?

PINKIE PIE- "SO CLOWN PIE HAVE A SMILING PIE IN YOUR FACE "! CLOWN PIE-"ARHHHHH wewe MUST DIE !!!

apple JACK- "HEY wewe LOOK SO CUTE WHEN I EAT wewe "! "WHAT HOW COULD wewe NO EAT ME STAY AWAY FROM ME ".

TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "IT'S TIME TO SEND wewe EVIL DARK PONIES BACK TO HELL !!! ARGGGGGHHHHH wewe MANE SIX I THOUGHT WE WERE FFFFFFFRIENDS !!!


SUDDENLY THE 5 EVIL MANE PONIES ARE SENT BACK TO HELL SO IT WOULD SEEM.


MYSTERIOUS PONY- "WELL WELL IF ISN'T ARE MAGICAL HERO PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE I COME TO TAKE ALL wewe MANE SIX'ES MAGIC FOREVER AS I RULE PONYVILLE DIES AND YOUR KINGDOM FALLS TO IT'S GRAVEYARD INTO DARKNESS FOREVER! HAAAAAAAAAA I THE Queen OF MY TOWN WILL BE WAITING FOR wewe ?

TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "NO NO wewe ARE wewe gppony, pony I FEEL AS IF wewe ARE Queen CHRYSALIS ?

"HAAAAAAAAAA GOODBYE !


TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 4 !
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Corporal Agarn: Hey, wait a second....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Mason was dancing for a musical, when suddenly..

Mason: *Steps on a nail* AAAH!! *Falls down*
Director Nick: CUT!!! What the f*ck was that?!
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: What do wewe mean wewe don't know? What caused wewe to fall down?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: Are wewe going to say that all day?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Well think...
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posted by bluethunder25
I want to take this time to talk about one of my two inayopendelewa duos in MLP: FiM. I'll talk about my most inayopendelewa one in my inayofuata article. But for right now, I wanna talk about one that has a lot of potential, but has never really been utilized all that much in the series: Pinkie Pie and upinde wa mvua Dash.

I'm real sucker for this kind of duo. You've got upinde wa mvua Dash, the 'cool girl' and Pinkie Pie, the bubbly optimist.

This duo got it's start in the season one episode, 'Griffon the Brush Off.' In that episode, upinde wa mvua Dash at first found Pinkie Pie to be annoying, (which was pretty strange considering...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Pine Bluffs, Wyoming
Time: 8:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon was pleased with the fact that he overtook Hawkeye, and Stylo's train. Now he was driving his train between the Unicorn Highway, and Lodgepole Creek.

Gordon: I'm almost out of Wyoming. After I kuvuka, msalaba the state border, I'll be in Neighbraska. *Sees a red signal* Shit. *Applies the brakes*

His train stopped just inayofuata to the state border.

Gordon: What do I have to stop for?
Hawkeye: *Passes Gordon's freight in his passenger train*
Stylo: *Looking in a rear view mirror, and laughs*
Hawkeye: What is it?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Wonderbolt onyesha Gordon, Case Cracker, and Erica were at was just beginning.

Gordon: This oughta be fun. *Sees a Rock Island Biker* Hey, there's a R.I.B kwa the entrance.
Case Cracker: *Tries to look above the crowd, wearing shades to make it look natural* Yeah, I see him. Let's go zaidi into the crowd.
Gordon: He's moving, but he's going away from us.
Case Cracker: Good maybe he'll let us watch the show. *Watches the Wonderbolts performance*
RIB: *grabs gun*
Ponies: AAAAAAAH! *Running*
RIB: *Shoots everyone*
Gordon: Goddammit. Let's get outta here. *Runs to car*
Erica: *Running*
RIB: *Shoots...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case cracker, mkate mkavu returned to Mane Ashbury, to tell Jim the bad news.

Gordon: Jim, we got a problem.
Jim: Don't tell me-
Gordon: I'm sorry, but the cops shot down the plane, and it blew up.
Jim: Those assholes! Not only did they screw up our operation, but now they caused a war.
Case Cracker: What are wewe talking about?
Jim: If my friend in Manehattan doesn't get his pleasure in poison, he'll songesha his entire mafia here to declare war against us.
Gordon: Shit.
Jim: You're goddamn right that's shit. The worst pile of shit wewe could ever get stuck in.

In Manehattan several hours later, Jim's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 23, 1959
Location: Somewhere between Cheyenne, and Laramie Wyoming
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving their freight train at 65 miles an hour.

Hawkeye: *On a radio* Engine 3713, approximately fifteen dakika away from Laramie. Request permission to enter your train yard.
Tower Pony: Copy that 3713, the yards are empty, wewe may enter with your train.
Hawkeye: Thank you.

However, at Cheyenne, things weren't going as smooth as they were in Laramie. Aqua Marine's train was still derailed, and they were trying to get it back onto the tracks.

Orion:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Part 1: link

After the match, Ditto made his team stay in the gym. He was proud of his team winning, but he wasn't too thrilled about part of the game where they were losing.

Ditto: Alright everypony. Your comeback in the ending of that game was outstanding. However, wewe need to improve your performance. Especially wewe Thomas.
Thomas: Me?
Joe: He's right. wewe maybe our best server, but you're not good at everything else.
Ditto: He's right. wewe don't pass the ball to your teammates, wewe caught the ball a few times when the other team hit it towards you, and you're certainly not good at spiking....
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WARNING
This fan-fic is not even close to my old fan-fics
It is still in old reality and stuff so if wewe dont know wtf is happening just check out my old fan-fics
( I felt like uandishi some filler to my normal series that - will come in it time - yes I WILL continue The New era BUT maybe under another name dunno )

here comes my death as a writer
enojy.
---------------------------------------------------------------
Year : ???
Era : "The New World"

"Life have changed, most of Equestria is now covered kwa wastelands. Only some brave ponies survived the explosion in Canterlot. Five scientists tried to recreate...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING: There will be zaidi swearing than last time (And it'll be zaidi intense)

Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.

#4: He's a cliche

You all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls fawn over!

And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments......
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
upinde wa mvua Dash was leading everypony to where she found the X.

Rainbow Dash: We're almost there.
Max: Which direction do we go?
Rainbow Dash: Once we pass that rock, we gotta go left.

They turned left after passing a rock, and found the X.

Erik: There it is.
Leaf Pile: We found it.
Larry: Let's dig it up.
Dount: But we didn't bring any shovels.
Leaf Pile: No shovels?!!?
Applejack: I'm a fast digger, even without a shovel. Leave it to me.

Everyone started to stand back.

Applejack: *Begins digging, and has a lot of dirt flying into the air*
Others: *Watching the dirt fly over them*
Applejack: *Throws...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rover, Spot, and Fido were falling down towards the ocean.

Rover: AHHHHHH!
Spot: Someone help us!!
Fido: *Sees a pirate ship* hujambo look. A boat.

All three of them safely landed on the pirate ship.

Indiana Bones: Hey! Look at those three.
Luxor: They fell from heaven.
James: It's the gods we've been praying for to help us.
Rover: Uh.. What?
Bowler: Bow down to the gods.

Everyone on the ship was a diamond dog, and they were all bowing down to Rover, and his two companions.

Mickey: What would the gods want us to do for them first?
Rover: Excuse us for a moment. *Walks with Spot, and Fido away from...
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 The mirror
The mirror
Location: The gppony, pony world: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 3:42 PM

Pete, and Metal Gloss were at a hotel. As Metal Gloss was laying in kitanda with a bowl of grapes, Pete was talking on the phone.

Pete: I've called sixty five other places around this city, and they alisema they didn't have a mirror delivered to them.
Fat Pony: *Sitting behind a dawati in a small building at a harbor* What makes wewe think we have a mirror around here?
Pete: Because, we saw it on a barge, being towed kwa a tugboat going under the Golden Neigh Bridge!
Fat Pony: What did it look like?
Pete: It's a purple...
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Episode 11: Black Widow

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #52 on a gondola*

Princess Cadance: *Gets on the same gondola* Hello Nick.

Me: Greetings, Princess Cadance.

Princess Cadance: *Sees the comic I am reading* Who is that girl on that comic book cover?

Me: That’s Black Widow.

Princess Cadance: Black Widow?

Me: Black Widow, aka Natasha Romanoff, is an ex-Soviet Union spy who now works for S.H.I.E.L.D., working mostly with Hawkeye and Director Nick Fury.

Princess Cadance: She seems interesting.

Me: She fell in upendo with a fellow villain named Hawkeye, who wanted to destroy Iron Man, so they both teamed...
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Episode 10: The Scarlet Witch

Me: *Reading X-Men #4* near the Town Hall*

Trixie: *Looks at me* Did wewe know that I am the greatest magician ever?

Me: Really? I always thought it was the Scarlet Witch.

Trixie: *Looks confused* Who is this Scarlet Witch and why is she better than me?

Me: The Scarlet Witch, aka Wanda Maximoff, is a mutant who can make hexes and even alter reality. She is also the twin sister of Quicksilver.

Trixie: Well I can do hexes too!

Me: Anyhow, Scarlet Witch and her brother Quicksilver were originally members of Magneto’s Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, later quitting his group...
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Episode 8: Hawkeye

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #57* in the Canterlot area*

Shining Armor: *Walks up to me* Good morning, Nick.

Me: Hello Shining Armor, how are you?

Shining Armor: I’m doing good. Say, can I ask wewe something?

Me: Sure. What is it?

Shining Armor: The archery contest is coming soon, and the kids want me to dress up as a superhero that uses arrows. Do wewe know one I could use?

Me: Well, the best one I can think of is Hawkeye.

Shining Armor: Hawkeye?

Me: Hawkeye, aka Clint Barton, is a master of archery who joined the Circus as a child. He was mentored kwa Jacques Duquesne, aka The...
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Episode 8: Ms. Marvel / Captain Marvel

Me: *Reading Ms. Marvel #1* near the boutique*

Sweetie Belle: *Sees me and runs up to me* Hello Nick!

Me: Hello Sweetie Belle!

Sweetie Belle: *Looks at his comic* Who's that? She looks cool!

Me: Oh, her name is Ms. Marvel.

Sweetie Belle: Ms. Marvel?

Me: Ms. Marvel, aka Carol Danvers, is one of the must important super-heroines in Marvel history. She was aliyopewa powers because she looked up to Captain Mar-Vell, and wanted to be equal with him

Sweetie Belle: Why did she want to be equal and not superior?

Me: Well, Ms. Marvel was created during the 60's, when second-wave...
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Episode 7: Falcon

Me: *Reading Captain America #117* in the Golden Oaks Library*

Spike: *Sits inayofuata to me and sighs*

Me: What's wrong Spike?

Spike: Well, I can't find a comic sidekick who actually does awesome things...

Me: I know one, his name is Falcon.

Spike: Falcon?

Me: Falcon, aka Samuel Wilson, was the sidekick of Captain America. He originally had a green outfit, but changed it to red and white suit with red wings in Captain America Annual #11*.

Spike: Wow! He sounds pretty cool.

Me: *Nods* He's even filled in for Captain America.

Spike: Really?

Me: Yeah, in Captain America: Sentinel of Liberty...
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