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TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "WHERE ARE wewe HIDING Queen CHRYSALIS I KNOW wewe ARE BRAIN WASHING PONIES "!

SPIKE- "SHE'S DECAYED INTO A CORPSE

FLUTTERSHY- "YOU MEAN SHHHHHE DIED"!

RARITY- "OH MY WHAT SPIKY WIKY IS TRYING TO TELL wewe FLUTTERSHY IS SHE muda wake umeisha HER WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT upendo "!

FLUTTERSHY- "THAT'S SAD AND TERRIBLE

DISCORD- "WOW SOME EVEN WERE HAVING FIRST OFF PLAYING BLAME GAME WHAT SHAME TWILIGHT SPARKLE A PRINCESS AND wewe CALL YOURSELF A FRIEND"!
upinde wa mvua DASH- "DISCORD WHAT ARE wewe DOING HERE CAUSING MISCHEIF ?
DISCORD- "NO NOT THIS TIME wewe I ALL WIND DOWN WITH THIS FROWN "!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "I'M SORRY I JUDGE wewe ABOUT THE TRICKS wewe PLAYED IN THE PAST THEN WHO CREATED THOSE DARK PONIES THEN ?

"HAAAAAAAAAAAA TIME TO DIE PONIES FEEL MY WRATH "!

TWILIGHT SPARKLE-

"NO WHAT IS SHE DOING EVERPONY ?

"TAKING YOUR SOULESS CUTIE MARKS WITH ME AND SOON wewe WILL OBEY EVERY ONE OF MY COMMANDS YES"!

APPLEJACK- "NOW WAIT A DARN TOOTIN dakika WHO ARE wewe ? PLUS WHERE ARE WE STILL ?
TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE GIRLS LOOK IT'S A ILLUSION NOT REAL WE BEEN FOOLED ALL THIS TIME "!

RAINBOWDASH- "I'LL SONIC SLAM wewe nyota LIGHTGLIMMER "!

RARITY- WHO DO wewe THINK wewe ARE ?
SPIKE- OH WOW A EVIL CULT LEADER gppony, pony THIS SUCKS !

DISCORD- "DO wewe KNOW WHAT wewe DID STARLIGHT GLIMMER wewe STRIPPED MY gppony, pony Marafiki TO DIE I'M THE POWER OF CHAOS NOT THIS ? ONLY THEN I WILL HELP THE MANE 7 OHHH WAIT SPIKE DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOUR MAGIC IS ABOUT TO BE TRAGIC!

FLUTTERSHY- "I DON'T LIKE HER AND HER PUSHY RULES SOME THINGS GOT TO CHANGE?

PRINCESS STARLIGHTGLIMMER- wewe A CHAOS GOD THINK wewe CAN BEAT MY MAGIC HAAAAAA wewe CAN TRY BUT IN THE END I RULE OVER ALL OF EQUESTRIA IT BEGINS NOW gppony, pony FUSION ACTIVATE - HAAAAAAAAAA I CAN FEEL IT'S TREMENDOUS POWER GOING INSIDE OF ME "! NOW PONIES MEET THE REAL ME
PRINCESS GLIDALIGHTTRIXEGLIMMER I WILL ENJOY DESTROYING GOODBYE EVERYPONY !!!!

MANE 6- HOW DO WE EVEN TRY TO STOP STARLIGHT GLIMMER NOW ?

DISCORD- HELLO, MY gppony, pony Marafiki WHY DON'T I HYBRID BLEND WITH SPIKE I CHAOS PROMISE TO wewe RARITY YOUR BOYFRIEND DRAGON WILL COME TO NO HARM , ARE wewe READY SPIKE LET'S FUSE TOGETHER NOW , ALRIGHT DISCORD LET BEAT THE RUDE PONIES BUTT FOR GOOD!

PRINCESS GILDALIGHTTRIXIEGLIMMER- wewe DWEEDS AND POWERFUL GLIMMER HERE MUST PUT wewe OUT OF YOUR MEMORY.
SPIKECORD- "AWESOME POWERS INDEED NOW LET'S MAKE PRINCESS GLIDALIGHTTRIXIEGLIMMER REGRET HURTING OUR Marafiki TALENTS, DISCORD WHAT A UGLY MIXED BAG AHHH THREE gppony, pony HEADS IS NOT BETTER THEN ONE ATTACK ! ROMAN CANDLE FIREWORKS BREATH - IT'S EFFECTIVE !!! "NOOOOOOOOO!

WHAT'S GOING ON MY POWERS ARE DESTROYED wewe PONIES RUINED EVERYTHING NOOOOOO ! , NOOOOO DWEED wewe USED US STARLIGHT GLIMMER LET'S LEAVE TRIXIE YES THE GREAT AND DISHONEST TRIXIE FAILED MAGIC SCHOOL AGAIN !!!

STARLIGHT GLIMMER- "I'M REALLY NOT GOOD AT MAKING Marafiki I TRIED TO KILL wewe MANE SIX I WAS WRONG FOR WHAT I DID ALSO USING DARK MAGIC TO MAKE EVIL DARKNESS PONIES SO CAN I BE A FRIEND !

TWILIGHT SPARKLE- wewe HAVE ALONG WAYS TO BE FRIENDSHIP WITH US PONIES

THE END !
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" HAAAAAAAAAA YES THE bitch, kahaba BACK wewe BETTER KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR wewe "! Yes wewe tried to banish me what did that prove Twilight Sparkle I'm going to enjoy fucking eating your Bones while wewe and your mane six die haaaaaaaaaa! BE VERY AFRAID EVERYPONY BECAUSE Queen CHRYSALIS IS BACK AND SHE'S FEEDING ON YOUR upendo AGAIN !

HELLO HOPE wewe LIKE SOME OF THE NUDITY IT'S ALSO FOR THE KICK punda TITLE OF

UNICORNIA PONIFIED
METALLICA ALBUM COVER

{HOPE wewe ENJOY IT AND HOPE IT'S NOT TOO EXPLICIT!)
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Source: facebook, EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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13th May.
Hour 1705

Global Equestrian Army
Fireteam Reaper

-Captain Hooffman
-Lieutenant Ghost
-Sergeant Blaze
-Copral Alex (Sniper)
-Staff Sergeant Hardscope

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Dan - Gentlemen. Welcome to 3rd Executive Fireteam. Right after Fireteam Lancer and Fireteam Phantom.
Hooffman - Pleasure to be here.
Dan - We are in time of crisis now so we will songesha on for defence. But wewe won't do it. I will send wewe to Russia. I want wewe to take over control of Thanathos Plane and destroy fleet that is going to us. Thanathos can't reach Equestria with any missiles. I trust wewe gents. songesha out.

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Russia.
Siberia.
13th...
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Source: joyreactor, EQD
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Jimmy - Bloody Hell this place is packed with Ponies.
Jake - Calm.

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Canterlot
13:39
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Joel - Can wewe tell me how wewe got an insider to songesha Lenny into different route?
Jake - Let's say that current President got on his position because of me.
Damien - So how we do if.
Jake - You? Just get him out of truck.

-Car appears, and it suddenly is exploded while nearby buildings ignite-

Joel - *wears mask and takes our UZI* Everypony on the ground!
Damien - *wears mask and takes M4 out* It's rolling time.
Jimmy - *wears mask and takes shotgun* Wooohooo!
Damien - *kills remaining alive Guards and starts cutting...
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Source: shabiki idea for hasbro maybe?
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Source: shabiki idea for hasbro maybe?
added by horsesmaybeidk
Source: like a bunch of people
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof kwa behaving like AppleaJack.

This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.

Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten alisema nervously.

"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.

"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave wewe alone?" Saten asked.

"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad wewe to know wewe actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.

"I guess" Saten alisema a bit awkwardly.

"... Say. wewe wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.

"Of coarse" Saten alisema excitedly.

AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.



Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.

So..

END OF EPISODE ONE..
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Source: caroo
Silly filly studios made this.
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My Little Poney
upinde wa mvua rocks
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My Little Poney
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I DO NOT own this video.
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor