Twilight approched the main house of the farm, and reached for the doorknob. *CRASH!* She bumped into another pony, also going through the door, but in the opposite direction. Twilight became EXTREMELY dizzy, but as her vison cleared she began to see that the gppony, pony she bumped into was a young, yellow filly. "Whoops! Sorry about that, Twi!" the filly said. As Twilight's vision cleared even more, she noticed that a group of bunnies and a few squirrels had been snacking on the groceries Twilight had just bought, which were now spilled on the ground from bumping into Applebloom. "Oh, it's nothing,...

The police station was to the left, but Captain Culpepper went to the right.

Sean: Why's he going that way?
Rarity: After him!!
Mirage: *drives*
cab drivers: *drive cars*

Culpepper didn't notice the three were chasing him, and continued to where he was going.

boat driver: Hello Captain
Culpepper: You're the captain from now on, it's your boat.
boat driver: Hey, who are in those three cars?
Culpepper: They're not supposed to be here!! *drivers away*
cabbys & Mirage: *turn around*
boat driver: What in the name of Celestia is going on?!
Culpepper: *drives onto highway*
others: *follow*
Twilight: Man...

The taxis stopped at the park. Spike, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy ran out of the cabs quickly.

cab driver 1: What do wewe suppose they're doing?
cab driver 2: No clue, half of them we're carrying a pick, and a shovel.
cab driver 1: We better find out about this
Sam: *crashes into fence*
Rarity: I don't want to find the money!
Spike: What do wewe mean? Aren't wewe curious to find out about all this?
Rarity: I'm zaidi disgusted. *walks away*
Spike: Jeez.
Mirage: *drives toward entrance*
Shining Armor: *does the same*
Twilight: Man let's go find the money!
Pinkie Pie: *sees cab drivers* Who are they?...

Spike, and Rarity landed in the plane. The wing fell off once they got their.

Spike: Thanks!
Pilot: You're welcome.
Rarity: What do we do now?
Spike: We get stuff to dig!

Rainbow Dash: I'm sure wewe shouldn't drive with a missing tire.
Sean: It's fine, trust me. *nearly hits truck*

Twilight: Man, stop here.
Mirage: Alright *stops*
Twilight: I'm going to call Shining Armor, and he'll get the money for us.

Meanwhile at the crystal empire.

Cadence: *dancing*
Shining Armor: Yeah, baby!! You're so good.
Twilight: *calling castle*
Shining Armor: Is it me, au do I hear bells? That sweet sound of bells!
Cadence:...

Mirage was riding the bike, when another gppony, pony drove up in a red Flim.

Sam: Are wewe ok mister?
Mirage: Sure. I just need help to get someplace. You're not going to believe it once wewe here what I have to say.
Sam: Mmm hmm.
Mirage: We have to get to Santa Rosita, and find a box full of money, under a big W. wewe wanna find it?
Sam: Try me. I'm pretty gullible.

Twilight: *dials number*

Cadence: *dancing*
Shining Armor: *singing* After the lights go down low!! Baby wewe know! There ain't be no reason for teasin these days! And when the dancing-

Twilight: Man, he won't pick up!

Sam: Do wewe know what he...

I might as well start off celebrating easter, with the 3rd story in my Pinkie's series.

It was a nice sunny siku in Equestria. Everypony had just finished Winter wrap, upangaji pamoja up when Pinkie Pie had an idea.

Pinkie Pie: I've got an idea!
Fluttershy: What is it?
Pinkie Pie: We should celebrate easter!
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what's easter?
Pinkie Pie: On some bila mpangilio siku in April which keeps getting changed because of Spring Break, the easter bunny goes everywhere to hide Easter eggs in everyone's houses.
Fluttershy: A bunny does that?
Rainbow Dash: This isn't going to end up like krisimasi is it?
Pinkie Pie:...

This selection of Con Mane fanfics is called the Disney Saga, because most of them were created kwa me, and Disneyfan333. However, this one was created kwa me, and _Laugh_

It all began in San Franciscolt.

Con: *riding taxi*
Taxi: *Stops at drug store* That'll be three dollars.
Con: *Pays taxi driver* Thanks. *walks out of taxi* *enters drugstore*
Cashier: Are wewe 0007?
Con: Yes.
Cashier: P is waiting for wewe in the back parking lot.
Con: Thanks. *Walks away*
P: *Waiting kwa car*
Con: *Arrives* Hello sir.
P: Hi Con.
Con: What did wewe want to onyesha me?
P: I've got a video sent to me from M.I.6. They're...

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Season 3 highlights

Gordon: *Sitting on steps of signalbox* What? Were wewe expecting Hawkeye to onyesha up in a train like the season 2 highlights? Well, tough shit! wewe get to see my inayopendelewa parts of season 3-
Coffee Creme: Gordon, this isn't about...

Rarity's group, just arrived at Baltimare.

Rarity: *sees death egg* Well, there it is. The Death Egg.
Fluttershy: What kind of a name is that?
Rarity: I don't know, but it doesn't even look like an egg. It's in the shape of one alright, but it has the face of Doctor Robotnik.
Pinkie Pie: I'd like to have my face on a space station. I'd call it The Death Cake.
Rarity: Of course wewe would.
Shredder: When do we attack?
Rarity: We don't. We just wait here for Sean's group to arrive.
Pinkie Pie: How long will that take?
Rarity: I don't know.

Back in The Griffon Kingdom.

Applejack: How did it go?
Sean:...

Everyday, upinde wa mvua Dash flies around Ponyville to say hi to her friends.

Rainbow Dash: *Passing kwa Lyra* Good morning.
Lyra: *Too busy looking at a picture of a human to notice upinde wa mvua Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Ah, never mind. I'll say hi to her again later.
Zecora: *Running around Ponyville* There are no stores open!
Rainbow Dash: *Lands inayofuata to Zecora* Hi Zecora.
Zecora: Rainbow, as much as I'd like to talk to you, I am much too busy.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Zecora: I am trying to find a store that sells spice, but they're all closed, and that's not nice. wewe can never trust a gppony, pony to do anything.
Rainbow...

Wheels of Evil – Part 6


"So let me get this straight: you’re saying, that your friend was hit kwa some kind of carriage that moved on its own?” the stallion with the large mustache inquires.

“Yes, Sheriff Copperhooves! That’s the best I can describe it!” the purple earth gppony, pony replies. She’s still shocked.

“Uh-huh…” the Sheriff sighs resignedly. “Berry… how much did wewe drink?”

“It has nothing to do with the booze!!! This… thing came out of nowhere, ran over Carrot Top, then came back and did it again and again and again…” Berry stammers with tears in her eyes.

“Yeah,...

Suddenly, Luna arrived with Spike.

Spike: Everypony, Luna has some important news!
Ponies: *gather around*
Luna: The griffons, and changelings have joined Dr. Robotnik's army.
Sean: Oh no!
Ponies: No!!
Spike: But there's worse news.
Luna: Princess Celestia has been kidnapped kwa Robotnik's army. She had some escorts to get her here, but they were shot down. Shitty bastards. The guards were shitty bastards, au I should say double shitty bastards for not taking my advice. Anyway...
Spike: *pulls out big map*
Luna: *points to map* Here she is, in a town called Bethlehem, in the Schloss Adler. The Castle...

While Scootaloo was getting dragged away from the base, inside the aircraft hangar the general and his two troops were building a work of art. Looking back to their plastic models, when the test pilot Trim Fuel flew the real plane Pin Tail designed, it ended as a failure both for pilot and humiliation to the general.

Green Flame later asked the general "what do think of this design?" As his leader looked at the drawing of a one-seated plane with a propeller General Sky Night alisema "that could be what is needed" and after Flame heard that he smiled at his commander.

"Thank wewe general" Green...

"WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SOOO MUCH FUN TOGETHER!!!" It took a while for her eyes to adjust to her environment, but when it did she found her possible abductor standing above her. She looked like she hadn`t taken care of herself, but when she took a look around it seemed like nopony would. She got on her hooves and looked asked "What the nyasi, nyasi kavu happened?" "You were asleep when I found you, some ponies just dumped wewe here and I couldn`t help but notice YOUR TWILIGHT SPARKLE RIGHT?" Twilight nodded in response.





She asked "Where there any other ponies here when I was dropped off?" "Weelll, there was...

A/N: Oh my gosh, I haven't written any ponyfics for such a long time! D: But I loved uandishi these, so here wewe go! Part three!



Time seemed to speed up as applejack grew. I was her best friend, and even though Ma and Pa were always there for support, it was me who she tended to turn to.


"Big Mac?" she asked one evening, watching me kick apple trees with wide, wistful green eyes, "When will I be as strong as you? When will I be able to make the apples fall?


I chose my words carefully. applejack had always valued honesty, but it was true that colts generally developed strong hind legs earlier than...

When I heard I was going to have a baby sister, I couldn't believe it.




One day, Ma and I were just getting ready for chajio, chakula cha jioni when she dropped the Sonic Rainboom on me.



She was pregnant.



Now, pregnancy is a big deal. wewe need to prepare for a long time and then actually have your filly. Then wewe need to raise them,



I wasn't happy. "Why can't we jus' have me?" I whined. Ma sighed. "We upendo y'all, and wewe know tha', Big Mac." She ruffled my mane ad planted a kiss on my ear.



I just flicked my ear irritably and trotted away to go eat dinner. Granny Smith was grinning at me when I arrived in the dining...

Seanthehedgehog Presents

Middle School

Based off the book Middle School: The Worst Years Of My Life kwa James Patterson

It feels as the siku is crummy that I begin this tale of total desperation, and woe with me, my pukey sister Georgia, and Leonardo The Silent sitting like rotting sardines in the back of a Hill's Village Police Department cruiser. I'll explain about that later, but first a little info about me. I'm Rafe Khatchadorian. I'm a 11 mwaka old colt, starting middle school in possibly the worst place possible.

Hills Village Middle School. It's like a prison for colts, and fillies. Many...

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on mitaani, mtaa corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing inayofuata to Double Scoop*
Tom: zaidi ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands inayofuata to...

This is the part where Aquamarine's characters make their appearance

Ralphie: *In bed. He wakes up to the whistle of a train, and remembers something*
Randy: *Sleeping in bed*

Strange. Even something as momentous as the Scut Farkus affair, which it came to be known, was pushed out of my mind as I struggled to come up with a way out of the impenetrable BB gun web, in which my mother had me trapped.

Ralphie: Santa. Yeah, I'll ask Santa.

Of course. Santa. The big stallion. The head honcho. The connection. Ha, my mother had slipped up this time.

Christmas Eve, we were in downtown, watching the parade...

While Major Von Hapen went to negotiate with the griffons, the defense in Sweet apple Acres was all set.

Applejack: We need eight pegasi to go out there, and shoot any soldiers.
Big Mac: Eeyup.
Rainbow Dash: I'll volunteer as one.
Shredder: Me too.
Applejack: Now we only need six.
Sean: Fluttershy?
Rainbow Dash: She wouldn't want to go out there.
Fluttershy: She's right *hides*
Applejack: But wewe gotta go out there.
Fluttershy: *sighs* Fine, I'll do it.
Sean: Now to get the wonderbolts.

But as we were getting the pegasi set up, three Nazi planes were heading toward us.

Nazi pilots: They're all...