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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce just entered a town called ngome Rock when his car got a flat tire.

Pierce: *Angry* Oh great. *Passes a sign* The nearest service station is a mile away. That's too far. Especially since I have a flat tire. *Goes onto the side of the road*

Karl left Vancouver just as Bob entered it.

Karl: After nearly getting stopped kwa the FBI, I'm just glad this Saratoga I got doesn't have any damage. *Enters Woodland*
Bob: *Driving through Vancouver* Who knew there was another town called Vancouver in Washington? You'd think wewe were in Canada.

Pierce finally stopped at a service station in Castle...
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W: (With Jordy, Brightside, and Izfan, watching the businessmen’s meeting)
Jordy_Dash: What the… there are only seven of them. I thought there was supposed to be eight
W: Maybe they killed him
Business Man 1: Well, everyone. Who do we kill next
Izfankirby: See, I told wewe guys it was them
Business Man 1: But, before that, we need to discuss the death of Jon Jones
Business Man 2: Who cares. Just as long as he’s dead, we don’t have to worry about leaking information to anyone
Business Man 1: And what about #8’s death
Business Man 2: Simple…. f**k...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to the island, it was dark. The island was part of a leper colony, for treating ponies with leprosy.

Papillon: Don't point your weapons at anypony.
Louis: Why not?
Papillon: Better idea. wewe two stay here. I'll go alone. *Gives Louis his rifle*
Andre: Why are wewe going alone?
Papillon: I don't want anypony here to see your rifles. We wanna make peace with them, and get a boat. *Walks to a hut*

Inside, he met the colony chief, Toussaint. He was affected kwa leprosy.

Toussaint: Is there something we can help wewe with?
Papillon: *Staring at Toussaint's face*
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Blazin' Blue, and everypony in his convoy finally got onto the highway for Fillydelphia.

Mirage: It's been a while since those cops decided to go after us.
Frank: I think they Lost us.
Saten Twist: Don't jinx it!
Ryan: Saten, what did I tell wewe about jinxes not existing?
Saten Twist: They do exist. Pinkie Pie told me.
Blazin' Blue: Oh. So that's the name of the pink German wewe mentioned earlier.

Master Sword, Sean, The Cop from Flemington, and five zaidi police ponies were behind them.

Case Cracker: Looks like our Marafiki brought zaidi guests along.
Frank: I guess Saten Twist was right about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Master Sword, and Sean were getting closer to the convoy.

Case Cracker: Yo, we got company.
Saten Twist: Not again. *Drives into the left lane* Everyone go. I'll hold them off.
Blazin' Blue: Whatever wewe say.

They all took off, leaving Saten Twist with the cops.

Master Sword: I see one gppony, pony that got left behind.
Sean: He caused us to crash once, but we won't give him the satisfaction of crashing again.
Jeff: I hope not. wewe got a nice car.
Sean: Shut up Jeff.
Saten Twist: *Grabs chainsaw*
Master Sword: Oh dear. He's the one with the chainsaw.
Sean: I should've known.
Jeff: *Sounding like Spike...
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posted by Canada24
Unlike my original plan. This actually going to be mgawanyiko, baidisha into 3 au 4 halfs..

Rainbow Dash, having her new makeover a success, waited for Spike up on a cloud. Suddenly she was approached kwa Derpy.
Derpy: Oh. There wewe are.
Rainbow: Hello Derpy.
Derpy: Soooo.. Is it true?
Rainbow: Is what true?
Derpy: Rumors say your trying to get Spike to fall in upendo with you, simply to prove your not a lesbian.
Rainbow: Yeah. So?
Derpy: Isn't that rather mean of you?
Rainbow: Derpy. Please. When have I EVER been...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Mazda Friscero
Mazda Friscero
Jeff kept looking around Brooklyn, but then he found a yellow, and blue unicorn.

Jeff: Mazda Friscero at last.
Mazda: *Loads up sawed off shotguns* Don't worry. I'll make your death a quick one. *Shoots both shotguns at same time*
Jeff: *Creates shield to protect himself, and all the Nazis, Griffons, and Changelings*
Mazda: wewe have very powerful magic. wewe probably learned from Twilight, but that won't stop me from killing you!
Jeff: *About to shoot Mazda*
Mazda: *Shoots gun out of Jeff's hooves*
Jeff: No matter. I didn't need that anyway. We'll settle this stallion to stallion. *Uses magic to...
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Filly Glaze (her and Trixie are his ONLY friend of the time): I'm sorry about your mom putting wewe into adoption and all.

Filly Saten: Ahh, can't say I'm too serprised.. But at least I met my first cousin Derpy for the first time.

Filly Glaze: Oh yes, Derpy.. I owe her money actually.. (goes to bank, but it's closed) NO! NO! ARE wewe KIDDING ME!?

Filly Saten: It's okay, we can just check back tomorrow.

Filly Glaze: ... (sighs) Guess your right.

Filly Saten starts heading back, but from behind him Glaze pick up a trash can and breaks the bank window, triggering the alarm, shocking Saten....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as mizeituni, mzeituni
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

Mr. Beddler was talking to all of his employees.

Edwina: Who saw Anchorman 2?
Gary: I did. Great movie.
Tim: I hated it. I thought Into The Woods was better.
Audience: *Booing*
Tim: WHAT?!!
Gary: Into The Woods is gay.
Audience: *Cheering*
Gary: *Points hoof into the air* I have saved the show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Okay everypony, shut up.
Ponies: *Listening to Mr....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to a small island with the bribed guard on the boat.

Bribed Guard: Okay, your mashua is on this island. Give me three thousand dollars.
Papillon: *Gives bribed guard three thousand dollars, then gets off the mashua with Louis, and Andre*
Bribed Guard: Oh, one zaidi thing. *Gives papillon, kipepeo three rifles, and ammo* Use them wisely.
Papillon: *Gives rifle, and ammo to Louis, and Andre* Thanks.
Bribed Guard: *Rides away in his boat*
Andre: How come he can't get us all the way back to France?
Papillon: It would make things too obvious. Let's find that boat, and get out of here....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

As some of wewe already know, some ponies despise going to school. Some of those ponies, are all the ones in Ms. Schultz's class.

Sunny: Geez, why do wewe always give us hard questions?
Gary: I got something hard, but I think you'll like it.
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Lauren: These maswali are so difficult!
Ms. Schultz: Complaining will not help.
Brianna: Sure it will. If we continue complaining for a certain amount of time, you'll...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Our characters in the convoy was seen going through a tunnel, when zaidi police ponies saw them.

Cop 65: That's the muscle car convoy our Sarge warned us about.
Cop 35: We got four cars. Let's go after them. I'll drive.
Cop 65: Me too.
Cop 77: I'm in.
Cop 46: I'm going with you.

The four cops got in their cars, and drove onto the road.

Sean: *Sees the cops* I passed Master Sword on the way here. It's a shame he had a flat tire. He can't get enough speed to be here.
Jeff: I'm going to miss him. It's bad for him too, because he won't be able to get his promotion.
Sean: Who cares? Let's help these...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In Seattle, Larry walked out of the company headquarters. The headquarters was located on 10th Avenue. He turned around to speak to the boss before he left.

Larry: *Carrying a suitcase* Thanks again for the promotion.
Boss: You're welcome. Now get going. wewe have to get to L.A, and onyesha everypony your promotion papers.
Larry: That's right, I have to get going now.
Boss: *Closes the door*
Larry: *Thinks about everything in the suitcase* Twenty five thousand dollars, free tickets to a Dodger's game, the papers for my promotion, and a new mansion with an 80% discount. *Sees a taxi stop for him*...
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 It was hot outside, but upinde wa mvua somehow had brought popsicles....
It was hot outside, but Rainbow somehow had brought popsicles....
Ok, so following the last part, Celestia and Bolt find a hotel to sleep at for tomorrow. Kinda hard for Bolt to have to share a kitanda with the princess, since her mane was constantly flowing. The inayofuata morning......

Bolt: It's time to get going! Your Highness, it's time to go! HELLO!? *uses magic to make a slice of cake appear*

Celestia: Cake....MINE!! *jumps out of kitanda but trips* Ow....So, we ready to go?

Bolt: Yes. Let' grab our stuff and hop to it!

They bring their pocket sized cars out, put them on the ground of the parking lot, and press the button. Bolt gets in his car, ready to speed off,...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
Pinkie Pie was busy making some. cake dough for an order while humming her inayopendelewa tune (My Little gppony, pony theme). "Pinkie Pie, I'm going to take the foals for a walk in the park! Take care of the duka while I'm gone!" A blue mare with a strawberry colored mane, called out. "Oh, alright!" The pink mare replied. Mrs. Cake started trotting out the door. Her hoofsteps were getting quieter and quieter as she headed out. Pinkie Pie slided her hoof across her face to wipe off some sweat, while putting the cake she just finished baking. "Phew, I'm exhausted...maybe I'll take a nice nap..". Pinkie Pie...
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Twilight and zumaridi, zamaradi were in the everfree forest looking for Zecora. They finally found Zecora's Hut. Hello Twilight. alisema Zecora.
Zecora i need wewe all of gppony, pony ville has turned dark i can't see a thing! alisema Twilight. Oh but i can't help wewe wewe see that is nature once every 3 years the siku turned very dark no gppony, pony can't see a thing but after a while it turns back to light but it might turn dark again. alisema Zecora. But How am i going to read au see anything in the dark! alisema Twilight. Oh Twilight it will turn siku again au not!
(evil Laughs!) Zecora! says Twilight. But anyway just do not fear it will turn daylight again au not! says Zecora.

Come on zumaridi, zamaradi says Twilight.

Ok! says emerald.

To be continued.............
 A truck stolen kwa Snips & Snails
A truck stolen by Snips & Snails
Continuing on, upinde wa mvua Dash & I got to the ice ray, and unfroze Equestria. We aliiba the time machine, and killed 20 communists while escaping the death egg.

Pinkie Pie: Thanks for saving us. It was not fun being frozen.
Sean: I'll bet.
Fluttershy: I hope upinde wa mvua Dash is ok.
Sean: Twilight's just going to use her magic to heal her, and then we go back to destroying our enemies.
Fluttershy: What are they doing now?

Now they had a huge battletank with several other vehicles. Snips, and Snails were about to attempt an idiotic plan on stealing a truck.

Snips: There's a good one.
Snails: Let's...
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Twilight was studying on a normal siku when suddenly all the lights went out.
When Twilight looked outside everything was dark!
How could this be! alisema Twilight.
Twilight went outside to see what was causing the darkness.
Maybe Zecora can help me! alisema Twilight.
So Twilight Sparkle was heading to the Everfree Forest to find Zecora.
It was dark but Twilight wasn't afraid she was running when suddenly she finds a green unicorn trapped in a hole.
I will help wewe alisema Twilight.
So Twilight pulls the Green unicorn up from the hole.
I am zumaridi, zamaradi and thank wewe so much alisema the green unicorn.
Your welcome alisema Twilight.

To be continued........................
The last solstice

AUTHORS NOTE: Since I had to explain a lot of stuff here, this is the longest chapter I've ever written. Just wanted to let wewe know, so be prepared! In order to get into the atmosphere, let me recommend wewe a few songs for this part of the story, which goes well with the plot.

1: Pitch Black Theme


2: Two Steps From Hell - Archangel


3: The Lion King: Battle at Pride Rock/Cleansing Rain/The Ascension


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Chapter 43: The solstice

Nocturnal Mirage Lost track of time as he was sobbing violently over the lifeless body of his beloved Princess. He still could not comprehend...
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posted by Canada24

Thing were now mostly back to normal.. Or. Their normal at least.

Shydale is back to doing. Well. Whatever the heck she dose in the that shed of her's.

Pinkie returned to her drug active party obsessed life, despite Twilight's few tempts of getting her to a rehab, but than just childishly gave up on trying to help her pink friend.

Similar to the real series, JappleAck and AppleBloom finally have a friend relationship, instead of JappleAck making AppleBloom miserable, witch is what it USE to be like for them, before JappleAck realized how much she needs her, witch in twisted...
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