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After getting a request to make a juu ten worst canon couples, I thought to myself, “Eh, why not”. Now, this has to be a couple that people have shipped, and it has to have been kanuni, cannon in the end, no matter what. Also, I have to hate it… A lot. So, my opinion of these couples may be different than yours. So, please try to respect my opinion. With that said, lets start the list. Also, this orodha contains some spoilers, so, wewe have been warned

#10: Mario and peach, pichi (Super Mario Bros)

Now, first, let’s ask the question. Are these two REALLY a couple. To which I reply with…. Maybe....
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The young filly had enough, she grabbed a stool. And climbed to the juu shelf of the closet and grabbed a white box, inside was an empty revolver, a box of bullets, and an opened letter. She read the letter aloud to her friends:

Dear Braeburn, It has come to me and my soilders attention. That wewe must elimanate any distractions from your task, I have enclosed a map on the bottom of this box. Please meet me at the highlited area before dark tonight.



"What do we do? Your Uncle is working for a possible terroist, and he alisema to eliminate any distractions. WE`RE` distractions."...
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posted by CreativePr0cess
    Bronies and Pegasisters gather round, and hear my news that shall astound… Get off the stage, Zecora. Okay, lets get down to business. I’m here to prove to you, without a doubt, that Spike is a main character, and only those too stubborn to ignore facts won’t agree with this. Now let me clarify what I mean kwa main character. No, Spike is not a part of the mane 6, otherwise it would be called the mane 7, wouldn’t it? I’m looking at the onyesha as what it is: a TV show, not what the fandom has made it out to be, and who the lead role’s would be.
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
5. Shining Armor X Princess Cadance
I think they go rather cutely together, but the main reason I like them is because it is an actual couple. Probably one of the only couples that's been made official kwa the show. (Aside from a possible "Mac X Cheerilee" which just barely didn't make this list)

4. Cranky X Matilda
Well, yes, this is also an actual couple. I like this one better than Shining Armor and Cadance because of their upendo story. I found it adorable that they met at the Gala,and found each other again after so long. (But really Matilda, why did wewe put the note on the side of the...
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 This issue makes Fluttershy cry!
This issue makes Fluttershy cry!
Note: Out of 5 bila mpangilio bronies on this club (It was originally intended to be a certain group, but my patience goes up and down, and at that moment, I became a bit too impatient with the rest who didn't reply, so I asked some bila mpangilio bronies, who I wish not to say who), four have agreed that I should write a rant which targets this lovely situation. It may include pictures regarding of negativity about us, which may include stereotyping, immaturity, inaccurate portrayal, au just downright excessive hating. If you're about to prepare your Twilight Gun and go on a upendo and tolerate beatdown spree,...
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posted by karinabrony
 Thank you, Laugh
Thank you, Laugh
Hello. :3

I wanted to wish wewe all a Merry Christmas. Everybody on this club has been so nice to me, I wanted to thank you. I may not know wewe all in person, but I know each and every single one of wewe has a moyo of gold. :)

Laugh: Where can I start? Your jina la mtumiaji says it all. wewe make me laugh, and wewe help me through rough times. wewe are always so kind to me, and to everyone else. wewe are one of my best Marafiki on here. wewe are Cyber Sister. XD

Nocturnal Mirage: I need to warn all of you, he showers wewe with his kindness. XD wewe have also helped me through my rough times. I thank...
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if it true that wewe can have two ponies with same cutie mark it seem there poines in this shows with the same cutie mark if not then this blue blond hair gppony, pony is doctor whooves au it was just a error the animeator made.this is a real clip from the ep at the gala
During the song, fluttershy face this gppony, pony with an saa glass as a cutie mark,doctor whooves has the same mark.
also there are other ponies there with the same cutie mark like the the prince that raity wanted to be with and the two colts blue and gray one that are welcoming raity when she about to sing her part in the song,or it just they got to lazy to draw new cutie marks for them
au there a chance that siblings can have the same cutie mark.........just kidding i dont know but maybe
So, I just noticed that there is another psychotic Pinkie Pie. This one is yet another smiling one. Now what I am talking about is the supposedly "creepy" game called Smiled.EXE, After Sonic.EXE, most of us try to stay away from the exe on certian things (No, the Sonic.EXE story wasn't scary, but the face did make me jump a little). So, yeah, I'm going to talk about this game. It starts out with Pinkie Pie talking to her all friends, until wewe reach the end of the stage, where Celestia tells wewe that wewe forgot something and wewe need to go back. So, the screen goes black, and were treated to...
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posted by mariofan14
*Bayonetta is my ponyfication off of the real video game character herself. I plan on doing a mini-series of different adventures she will encounter along the way. Some of these will include references to some fairy tales au other maarufu culture. I hope wewe enjoy this, as well as finding the references! Plus, this first one won't be an adventure, but the future ones will be.*

It was a beautiful siku in the little town of Ponyville, where everyone was going about doing some errands as they usually do. Plenty of stallions come up to a few mares and try to communicate with them, but don't really...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
filly twilight: hujambo where are u going!!!!!!
Discord: to make celestia be a filly!
Filly twilight: oh no u won't! (uses magic to call luna)
Luna: what!!!!!! happened!!!!
filly twilight:discord is on the loose!
Luna: i thought u defeated him!!!!!!
filly Twilight: he he going to turn celestia into a baby
Discord: I already Did!!!!! (evil laughing)
Luna: Now i have to take care of my older sister i mean my youger sister i mean my sister thats a baby!
Spike: (gasps!) what happened!!!!!!!!
Filly twilight: Its a long story spike!!!!
Discord: time is running out!!!!!! (evil laughing!)

To be continued.......................
posted by katewolf68
"Oh! opalescence! i am so excited!" rarity gushed squeezing her fluffy white kitty Opel so hard. Opel yowled and hissed but rarity simply ignored the thing, and kept on talking looking Opel square in the eye. "Oh! its going to be so much fun! a slumber party, with all our bffs!" she squeezed Opel so hard that she jumped out of her clutch and hide under the bed. rarity didn't mind. she was too busy picking out perfect pj's to wear at the slumber party. "Pretty sure twilight alisema we should all be there at around 6." rarity's head wised around at the clock on her night table. "oh my heavens! that...
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posted by mariofan14
After what Shining Armour thought he saw the night before, he and his wife, Princess Cadance, sought out to find help on how to get rid of what was haunting them, yet they don't know that it was the succubus. First, the couple went to the C.E.P.D., the Crystal Empire Police Department. The two explained what happened last night, but the chief said, "I think wewe two may be imagining things. There's no such thing as monsters of the Supernatural world. It's all a bunch of gibberish." But it wasn't gibberish. The two found a professor of the supernatural, and when he was told about what happened...
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posted by clancker1223
Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice
 As the story we knew of sugar and spice
But a rainbow's easy once wewe get to know it
With the help of the magic of a pegasus device

(music break)

Let's delve deeper into upinde wa mvua philosophy
Far beyond that of Cloudsdale's mythology
It's easy to misjudge that floating city
With it's alluring decor and social psychology

But with all great things comes a great responsibility
That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability
How, wewe ask, are they up to the task
To which the answer is in a simple facility

(music break)

In the upinde wa mvua Factory, where your fears and horrors...
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posted by AngelicWaffle
*two fillies run as fast as they can, trying to run from the creature chasing them*
???: Somepony help!
???: Come to me my little ponies... Come...
???: Tia! I'm scared!
Tia: Luna, jump on my back!
Luna: B-b-but he'll get us!
???: I sure will... I sure will...
Tia: wewe have to believe in yourself!
Luna: O-ok. Ok!
*the smaller filly jumps onto the elder one's back, the elder: 'Tia' starts to take off*
???: Huh?! Alicorns?! Alicorns?! How?!
Tia: Later, meanie!
*Tia sticks her tongue out at their pursuer who growls in disgust as they escape*
???: I'll get you! wewe will be mine!
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 Pinkie and her dress made of victims..
Pinkie and her dress made of victims..
Our story begins when the young mare upinde wa mvua Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie..

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKIE: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! wewe made it!

RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.

PINKIE: *Still not seen yet* Oh that’s ok, you’re here now. What‘s a few zaidi minutes., I've been sooooo excited thinking about all fun stuff we’re gonna do, I haven’t stopped bouncing since I woke up. I mean, I almost forgot to breath I've been so happy....
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posted by Mylittlecute12
Discord: rarity i know u would hate to be a filly (makes rarity be a filly)
filly rarity: hujambo u can't do that!!!
Discord: i just did!

Discord: fluttershy i know u will be crying after this!!
Fluttershy: i no i won't u big dumb MEANIE!!!!!!
Discord: oopsie (makes fluttershy be a filly)
filly fluttershy: Hey!!!! (crys)

Discord: upinde wa mvua dash u have 2 choices 1 i make u be a filly. 2 i kill u what will it be?
Rainbow: none!!!
Discord: oh well i picked for u! (makes upinde wa mvua a filly)

filly dash: hujambo u can't do that! (kicks Discord)
Discord: (kicks upinde wa mvua back)

Discord: Now that i got u all u have a timer for how long u have to be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!

to be continued.................
posted by mariofan14
It was a glorious siku in Ponyville, where everyone was doing their normal routines. (You probably know what that would be kwa now.) Today at the Ponyville school, the teacher, Cheerilee, was getting ready to read the class a story about "The Sleeping Mare", an old fairy tale. As she started to begin, there was a knock on the door. She got up to see who it was, and it was Big Macintosh, with a bouquet of roses for Cheerilee, as it was nearing Hearts-and-Hooves Day. She gave him a big kiss for thanks, and the students saw it and were grossed out. All but a handful: Twist, Sweetie Belle, and Apple...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
Mane 6 got off the train.
"Boy it's colder than ever"! said, upinde wa mvua Dash.
"I'm glad I brought wewe all scarfs au else wewe would of been freezing!" said, Rarity. Fluttershy "spotted" a poor polar kubeba limping. "Oh the poor thing"! shouted, Fluttershy. Fluttershy flew over to the polar bear. She gave him a kiss and a hug.
"All wewe need is a lot of upendo and care". said, Fluttershy. "There it is the "Crystal Empire"! said, all of mane 6. "Who's gonna jump in first? asked, Pinkie Pie. "I will!" said, Fluttershy.
And then after Fluttershy jumped in then then the rest jumped in.

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Discord: This is so much fun!(takes tape out of Nikki's mouth)
Nikki: SCORE!! ARE wewe OKAY?!?!
Score: Whatever.
Nikki: Aww come on!!
Discord: Now Nikki, it's time, your turn!
Nikki: *gulp* wewe let me go!! Now!
Discord: I'm sorry Nikki, no can do.
Nikki: Grrrrr...(bites discord)
Discord: OW! What the hay!
Nikki: and there's zaidi where that came from!
Discord: Look into my, sugarcube, wewe are getting sleepy, are wewe hypnotized kwa theses secrets that your keeping, nopony keeps a secret nopony keeps a secret....
Nikki: (eyes turn red) let me go-
Discord: Now Nikki, your the element of understanding right?
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was sitting at her dawati when Derpy arrived.

Derpy: *Shouts very loud* FUS RO DAH!!
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: *Gets blown away from Derpy's shout, and goes through another building*

Debris covered a quarter of Celestia's office after the shouting made her fly away....
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