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posted by Seanthehedgehog
papillon, kipepeo was sent to another part of the prison where the entrance read Solitary Confinement.

Warden: Welcome to Solitary Confinement. Silence is golden, especially in this section of the prison. We will lock wewe up in a cell for two years. Like a slaughterhouse turns wanyama into food, we turn criminals into harmless ponies. wewe will stay quiet, eat what we give you, and jacking off is prohibited. It wastes energy wewe need to survive.

After the speech, papillon, kipepeo was placed in his cell. He wasn't allowed to talk, but he figured if he whispered, nopony would hear him.

Papillon: *Sits on bed,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After meeting Andrew, Papillon, and Louis were sent back to the prison kwa two guards. The warden wanted to onyesha them something.

Guards: *Dragging out a prisoner*
Prisoner 94: No! Let me be! I'll do anything if wewe let me go!
Guards: *Bringing the prisoner to the guillotine*
Warden: I have warned wewe all about what would happen if wewe committed any serious crime in this prison.
Prisoner 94: No! Let me free. I spit on your face. *Spits on both guard's faces*
Guards: *Chaining Prisoner to bottom of guillotine, and puts his head in the hole* Ready when wewe are Warden.
Prisoner 94: No! You're making...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
All of the prisoners were sleeping. They had their back legs chained to a metal kura ya maoni that could only be moved from outside of the room they were sleeping in.

Guard 75: *Moves poll*
Guard 54: *Moves another poll*
Guard 55: Wake up. Everypony wake up!
Prisoners: *Get unchained from the kura ya maoni kwa other guards*
Guard 55: Let's go. We're putting wewe to work.

In another room, Papillon, and Louis decided to try buying something from one of the guards.

Guard 3: *Sitting down*
Louis, and Papillon: *Walking to the guard*
Louis: Excuse me.
Guard 3: What can I help wewe with?
Louis: I was just wondering, can...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The warden of the prison camp on Devil's Island.
The warden of the prison camp on Devil's Island.
Previously, papillon, kipepeo fought another prisoner who was attempting to attack Louis. When the fight ended, papillon, kipepeo spent twelve hours laying on a floor near the engine room. All four of his hooves were cuffed, and chained together, and he was on his stomach. At least he was still able to have his bread, and water.

By the time the guards set him free, the mashua got close to Devil's Island, the new prison camp that Papillon, and the other prisoners would go to.

Frank: There it is.
Johnny: Devil's Island.
Papillon: Is there anyway to escape?
Louis: Not that I know of.
Frank: There is a way to escape,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce got to his car. He had a spare tire in the trunk, along with tools to change the tire that got shot. Before he did that, he got on the radio.

Commissioner: Pierce? Where are you?
Pierce: Oatland. Listen, I found a red car over here. I'm not sure who it belongs to, but wewe might wanna get a tow truck crew to clean it up.
Commissioner: That's out of our jurisdiction. What are wewe doing in Oatland?
Pierce: Visiting a friend. *Gets off radio* Now to fix that tire.

After fixing the tire, Pierce drove back to San Franciscolt. He was glad that the four bank robbers were killed, even though the...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
TotalDramaFan60 presents:
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy kubeba wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.

Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.

Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!

"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
maple and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"

Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...




Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Everypony was celebrating krisimasi at Fort Courage.

Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do wewe like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A new skit has arrived

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. au to be zaidi specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!

Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lqFlxMiMfE

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on mitaani, mtaa corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing inayofuata to Double Scoop*
Tom: zaidi ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was in her office when suddenly..

Derpy: *Enters office* Twilight Sparkle has started a new school, and has made wewe enroll for classes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: What are your thoughts about this?
Celestia: This has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. I should...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing kwa a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, wewe have parked too close to a moto hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the moto hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says wewe have to park ten hooves, or...
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Saten Twist was helping AppleJack try to find Twilight. When suddenly banged into SilverNeedle.
SilverNeedle: (makes creepy joke).
Saten: *laughs and claps hooves like little kid* Ohhh, I like him.
SilverNeedle: Sup ponies!?
Saten: *claps hooves again* This guy.. We're has this guy been all this time!?
SilverNeedle: *to Saten* Wanna do some crack *shows beg* I have some of the best kinds.
Saten: Su-
AppleJack: *pulls Saten away* Nope..


Saten: What gives!? We were really hitting it off!?
AppleJack: Look suger.. As your friend. I can't have wewe hanging with druggies.. It's bad enough your a alcoholic....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
One morning, a police gppony, pony was riding a motorcycle down a street. He stopped, got off his bike, and walked up a small kilima near somepony's house.

Police Pony: *Hiding behind bush*
Teenage Ponies: *Playing in pool*
Police Pony: *Setting up sub machine gun*
Teenage Mare: Hey, I just got my hooficure.
Teenage Stallion: Come in the pool with us.
Teenage Mare: Okay! *Jumps in pool*
Police Pony: *Finishes setting up sub machine gun*
Teenage Mare: *Comes out of water* Oh yeah!! It's great! But wewe know what else is great?
Teenage Ponies: What?
Teenage Mare: My ass.
Police Pony: *Throws smoke grenade at...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon was taken to Los Pegasus.

Michael: So, what kind of locomotives can wewe drive?
Gordon: Nothing.
Michael: Don't say that, there's gotta be something you're good at.
Gordon: Diesel. I'll only drive diesels, and that's that.
Michael: Then wewe can switch passenger cars in the station.
Gordon: Switching?! I wanted to take a train somewhere very far!
Michael: *Covering ears* First off, wewe talk too loud. Second, if wewe want to work on this railroad with a diesel, wewe need to switch cars in the station.
Gordon: Do wewe only have diesel switchers?
Michael: Yes.
Gordon: Why did I come here? *Goes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Michael
Michael
At the station in Los Pegasus, Michael got ready to take Stylo to Cheyenne.

Stylo: Where are we going?
Michael: I am taking wewe to Cheyenne. Another worker wants to switch jobs with you, and see what it's like on our railroad. wewe must impress the Union Pacific's boss for me. onyesha them what a typical Southern Pacific worker is capable of.
Stylo: wewe got it. With all that training wewe gave me, I'll do my best.
Michael: That's just what I want to hear. Let's get going. *drives to Cheyenne*

It was a long way to go from Los Pegasus to Cheyenne, but kwa the time they got there, Gordon was ready.

Pete:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" from Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme from KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion from Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And Featuring Stylo from Jimmythedragon

Episode 20

Another Way To Lie

January 7, 1953

It was a snowy siku in Cheyenne. Everypony was working their hardest. Except Gordon. He was being very lazy, and refused to get a train out of the station.

Pete: Why won't wewe work this time?
Gordon: Because, I need help to...
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Okay, this time, Azura, Nikki, Score, Cotton Swirl, stormy, Jack, blueberry Swirl, Brawny, Twirl, Pixel, and Pacifica ran to the same place where they last saw Discord. Pacifica was all dressed up as she was going to go to are resort, she had high heels on cause she was afraid she was going to touch dirt. Pacifica, as usual was mean to Nikki and Score. She told them to carry her all the way to our destiny. Nikki and Score didn't wanted to do it but they knew what would happen if they didn't. So they carried her.

Nikki: *pant* *pant* are we there yet?
Score: *pant* I don't think so
Stormy: Why...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
FriendshipIsMagicBitch
MoarAppulz
HappierVer.OfPinkamena
Yay
CrushKillDestroySwag
I<3Muffins
MiniMoarAppulz
MiniCrushKillDestroySwag
TrenderhoofIsBestPonyApplejewelSucked
MiniTrenderhoofIsBestPonyApplejewelSucked
Classic
Wub
IWantHands
SomeBackgroundPony
Time
WhatsWrongWithMeRarityBoastsAndYouStillLikeHer
GodOfChaos
ChangelingQueen
IllStealYourMagic
allMeMinuette
IFlewAroundInSpaceOnACarrot
ImNotDrunk
NerdyGlathedFillyWithALithp
Sidekick1
Sidekick2
FlowerMare1
FlowerMare2
FlowerMare3

Copy and paste this to guess and suggest:


FriendshipIsMagicBitch:
MoarAppulz:
HappierVer.OfPinkamena:
Yay:
CrushKillDestroySwag:
I<3Muffins:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
That night, the Flim Flam brothers waited to sneak onto Braeburn's orchard. Everyone in the house was asleep.

Flim: wewe four wait here. If wewe hear shouting, run without me.
Dexter: We got it.
Flim: *Walks into house* *Quietly tiptoes upstairs*
Applejack: *Sleeping*
Applebloom: *Sleeping inayofuata to Applejack*
Flim: *Levitates Applebloom with magic*
Applebloom: *Slowly opening eyes*
Flim: *humming lullaby*
Applebloom: *Closes eyes*
Flim: *Carrying Applebloom*
Applebloom: *Sleeping*
Flim: *Walking downstairs*
Applejack: Applebloom! Where are you?!
Flim: *Running out house carrying Applebloom*
Dexter: Good,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everything was going good, but Sally didn't want Jack to go.

Sally: *Grabs fog potion* This should do the trick *throws potion into fountain*

Lots of fog showed up.

Ponies: Hey! Why is it like this?
Jack: Oh no!
Professor Something: It's too foggy for the reindeer.
Fat pony: There goes krisimasi *cries*
Zero: Bark bark. Bark, bark bark!
Jack: No zero. Down boy.
Zero: *shining nose*
Jack: Wait a minute. Zero's nose is lighting up! He can lead the path!!
Ponies: Yay!!
Zero: *gets in front of reindeer*
Jack: *Gets on sleigh with presents* Wish me luck everypony!
Reindeer: *Take off*
Ponies: *cheer*
Sally:...
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