Dan - *eating paper*

CC: *sees Dan* Um, may I ask what you are doing?

Percy: *Arrives* Um. Why is that pony eating a paper?

Cupcake: Wow, these ice cream sundaes-- Hey! Why's he eatin the paper?

Percy: That's what I just asked.

Nocturnal Mirage: Hey guys... We haven't seen each other for quite some time... this is a quite random setting... but somehow reminds me of that old movie Total Recall. :)

Percy: I haven't seen that movie.

Dan : *keep eating paper* *with paper in mouth* taste like hamburger...

Fd:*eats paper with him* hmmmm.... He's right it does taste like ham burger.....wait im a herbivore....so how do i know what it tastes like?*has flaskback* oh....nightmare dash the carnivorous pony...

Dan : paper good... yeaaaa *get tea from bag* somepony tea?

Fd:tea please!

Percy: If I'm getting paper, all I want is the newspaper.

Dan : hmm *smile* *press button* *Twilight House explodes*
Twilight : OH COMON!

(LOO o come on she must've been buying a book)
Dark:Well if we live by it our house probably...
Minty: HOLY S**T OUR HOUSE JUST EXPLODED

Dan : *get popcorn* *every house in Equestria is exploding* hell yeaaaa * give some tea to Fire Dash* *drink some tea*

Percy: *Grabs newspaper* You must really have a thing for explosions.

Dan : yeaaa...
Lyra : hey gu- *explode*
Dan : ummm... that wasnt in plans...
Discord : OH its because ME hahaha

CC: *eyes widen* I...I think that was a bit too violent.... *sips tea*

Minty: HOLY S**T ITS DISCORD

Percy: *Sighs* Can't I read the news in peace?

Dan : nope *psycho smile* ok WHO WANTS BREAK 10th WALL!
PinkiePie : UH ME ME!

Minty: Yeh, I'm goin home. Bye now

Percy: *Reading news* You do that, I just found a review on a new Hedgehog In Ponyville movie.

Dan : *break 10th wall* wait... I just did black hole... shiiiiiiit
PinkiePie : *burn newspaper* huh?

Percy: What the fuck Pinkie?

flutterheart:*she sees percy and her eyes sparkle she blushes and hides*

Percy: Now I gotta buy another newspaper. *goes to newspaper stand*

flutterheart:*stummbles falling in front of percy*hi...

Percy: Hi.

flutterheart~*she blushes* im sorry...*she get up and goes to walk off*

Percy: Whoa, wait. *Follows Flutterheart* What are you sorry for? And why do you look so much like Fluttershy?

Cupcake: himynameiscupcakeandilikefrostinghiiiiiiii­iii­iii­iii­iii­iii­iii­ii

Percy: *Returns to newspaper stand* I need another copy of the news.
Paper seller: What happened to the one I gave you earlier?
Percy: Someone burnt it.
Paper seller: Ok, here *Gives Percy a newspaper*
Percy: And now to look at the review of the new Hedgehog In Ponyville movie *Reading review*

Dan : *burn newspaper and newspaper stand* heh...
Paper seller : WHAT TH-
Dan : *press button and Paper seller explode* oh demn I love explodions... wait... BLACK HOLE *run breaking 6th wall*

Percy: Dan!! What have you done?

Dan : ... *break 50th wall* hah... time traveeeel~!

flutterheart: because im fluttershys twin sister*she smiles* and im sorry because i fell in front of you

Percy: Why are you blushing?

flutterheart*eyes get big*uh uh...because i was emberassed for falling*she lied*

Percy: It's nothing to be embarrassed about.

flutterheart:*she smiles*here follow me i know were another newspaper stand is

Percy: Alrighty then. I'm following you.

CC: May you please stop blowing things up?

flutterheart:*she turns around three corners*here...

Percy: Ah good *takes newspaper* And now, for the review of the new Hedgehog In Ponyville movie. *Reading review*

Dan from the future : *run to Percy* *burn newspaper* NO! JUST NO! NO NO NO!
Dan : What the fuck!?
Dan from the future : FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK *explode*
Dan : *look on news papers* NO! *burn theme* *derp* *evil voice* YOU WILL NOT READ THISSSSS! *stop derping and evil voice* muffffiiiins! *run to sugar cube corner*

*canterlot explode*

Twilight : *land on Percy* whoops... wrong bottle! *teleport away*

Percy: I just want to read a review!! Is that too much to ask for?!

PinkiePie : yyyyyyyup...
Sugar cube corner explode and newspaper fall on Percy head*

flutterheart*eyes widen*ummmm...*she grabs the last news paper putting it in her bag and grabs percy running and hide then gives him the newspapper*her read hurry fast*she says outa breath*

Dan : youuu cant stop meeeee *on flame thrower* ... GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY FACE IS BURNING! *run in circle*