Crystal Ponies

"Maybe some ngumi, punch will help me think straight" Fluttershy thought out loud. "I`m sure it will now back off!!!" alisema a vaguely familiar voice. Fluttershy gasped as she was rudely pushed to the side of the ngumi, punch table. It was Gilda who shoved her! Fluttershy gasped again and then she began breathing heavily. "Oh no I saw this happen to in my dream" She ran into a corner and weeped.




Rainbow Dash sighed, "Why is she always like this?" "Now RD she almost died wewe know that!" upinde wa mvua Dash frowned. "Almost died? well wewe should of just let her die ha,ha!" Gilda gauffled at Applejack. "SHUT UP! You...

Dad: *Driving car*
Ralphie, Randy, and Mother: Jingle bells. Jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to ride in a one human open sleigh. Jingle bells. Jingle bells. Jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to ride in a one human open sleigh. *Spit with tongue out of mouth*
Mother: *Laughs*
Dad: *Smiles, but here the car get a flat tire* Dadgummit. Blowout!

We stopped after crossing a short bridge.

Dad: *Turns on flashlight, and looks at his watch* Ah ha!
Mother: Not again.
Mr. Parker: Four minutes! Time me. *Gets out of car*

Actually the Old Stallion loved it. He had always pictured himself in the pits...