Then she got an idea...

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May 8, 2006

Lewis: *On a kitanda doing a mare in the butt*
Mare 39: Oh Lewis! This is excellent!!

Next day

Mare 85: *Giving Lewis a blowjob*

Next day

Lewis: *Laying down on a bed*
Mare: *Giving Lewis a hoofjob*

My sexual activities in Illinois was definitely getting me a lot of cash. On the 11th though, things seemed to be fucked up. Bob needed some silencers for a few of his guns. I got some, but they didn't seem to satisfy Bob. He didn't even try putting them on his guns, and he said...

Bob: This is shit! None of these silencers fit on my guns. Go back to the store, and get different silencers,...

The waiter from the bar is with Leonard in his office

Waiter: wewe gotta do something about Shawn. He drinks too much, and makes our bar a living hell for everypony.
Leonard: Well Shawn tells me that you're the one making it bad for everyone.
Waiter: I don't do a fucking thing to him. He's the one that ruins our business. He was being too loud one night, so I tell him to be quiet, but he pushes me onto the ground. That's police brutality.
Leonard: I don't like to hear those two words. I'll make wewe a deal. Shawn won't be at your bar anymore, but wewe gotta pay me.
Waiter: Pay you? For what?
Leonard:...

Seattle, the destination of four stallions that want to get a promotion. Larry goes into his company's headquarters to speak with the big stallion. The boss.

Larry: *Enters the boss' office*
Boss: Ah, Larry Wilcox. Tell me how everyone is doing.
Larry: Well, since I didn't tell anyone to follow those four ponies with cameras to film them, I don't know.
Boss: Ah never mind. We're starring in a movie that won't be produced until 55 years later. Let's take a look at how everyone's doing via montage.
Bob: *Driving an Oldsmobile*
Boss: Bob Newhart has stolen a really nice convertible, kubadilishwa with help from...