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Warning: This fanfic is rated R for lot's of violence, strong language, and is intended for a mature audience. Viewer Discretion is advised

Seanthehedgehog presents

A story with a sad intro

Octavia Unchained

As wewe probably know, in Equestria there are zaidi mares (female ponies) then there are stallions (male ponies). Because of this, nearly all the stallions placed much of the mares in slavery.

One of these mares is Octavia, and this is where her story begins, in Canterlot

Octavia: *Walking with other mares*
Stallions: *walking with mares, carrying whips*
Mares: *Walking to bus*
Octavia:...

upinde wa mvua Dash, and the rest of the pegasi continued defending sweet apple acres with a counter attack.

Nazis: Stop the blue one. *shoots upinde wa mvua Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Ow!! *heads toward ground*
Shredder: Dashie!
Rainbow Dash: *lands on ground*
Nazis: *driving walker* What now?
Twilight: Man, step on her!
Nazis: *get walker toward upinde wa mvua Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *moves out of the way*
Nazis: We killed her.
Pegasi: *getting shot*
Shredder: Retreat!!
Ponies: *leave*
Sean: *running away*
Rainbow Dash: *stands up* This isn't over yet *flies to bottom of walker, then puts grenade in, and flies away*
Nazis: *die*
Shredder:...

It was a wonderful siku in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering zaidi ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: wewe really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot wewe in the arm! Why aren't wewe bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...

*LATER THAT SAME DAY*

prime Twilight and prime upinde wa mvua Dash were shown chatting amongst each other in Twilight's liberary.

Suddenly there was a knock on the front door.

Prime Twilight opened it up, only to find a familiar, cute little pink mare.

Only, something wasn't right about her. For one of the few times in their friendship, Twilight saw cute little Pinkie, as very tense looking.

"Pinkie, what's wrong hun?" Twilight asked in concern.

"I think I'm finally losing my mind" prime Pinkie whimpered.

"What are wewe talking about?" prime Twilight asked in confusion.

"That!" prime Pinkie cried, pointing...

The executioner was about to kill Robin kofia when...

KJ: STOP!!! Do not kill him!
LJ: Alright, now tell him to set Robin kofia free now. au else.. *points gun at King John's head*
KJ: Set Robin kofia free now
guards: *free Robin Hood*
Robin: Thank you
Sheriff: There's something funny going on here.
Mclaren: Check behind the king.
Sheriff: Hey! *shoots at Little John*
Robin: *shoots Sheriff*
Police: *shoot at Robin Hood*
Clint: No!! *shoot constaples*
Mary: Thank goodness *runs for cover*
LJ: *shoots guards*
Robin: *runs inayofuata to Mary* Hey, how's it going?
Mary: Just fine
Constaple: *run toward Robin*
Mary:...

I was relaxing when Dan came to me.

Sean: What is it?
Dan: Come with me.
Sean: Ok *follows Dan*
Dan: wewe shall work with upinde wa mvua Dash on a special assignment.
Sean: what is it?
Dan: N2O has just been invented, and I want wewe two to steal some for the cars of everypony that works here.
Sean: Alright, let's do this.
Rainbow Dash: I'm with wewe all the way.

So the two of us went toward a duka that sold Nitrous for cars.

Rainbow Dash: Alright, wewe steal the nitrous, I'll cover you.
Sean: Sounds good. *walks inside*
Rainbow Dash: *looks for enemies*
Sean: Got it let's go.
Rainbow Dash: *opens door*
Sean:...

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I've noticed that in MLP:FiM, birthdays suck. Really the only birthday that didn't suck that we've seen was Gummy's birthday. I can't really talk about Cheerilee au Zecora, since their birthdays were only mentioned in passing, but all the other ones we've seen, SUCK. And I have three and a half examples to onyesha this.

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