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Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of upinde wa mvua Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, upinde wa mvua Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 9
Who Pulled The Trigger?
Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at upinde wa mvua Dash.
Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't wewe be Marafiki with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're Marafiki with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This is real life. I can't be a good guy in real life. Causing chaos is what I do best in reality.
Karl: Well, what's your inayofuata plan?
Discord: I don't know why I never thought of it before, but I decided to shoot her.
Kyle: I can think of hundreds of reasons why wewe never thought of that before.
Discord: Oh shut up. Where's Screwball?
Screwball: *Appears out of nowhere* I'm right here sir.
Discord: Where were you?
Screwball: wewe told me to clean all of the hallways in this building. Maybe it's time for a smaller HQ.
Kyle: No way. We made plans to get a new bowling alley.
Karl: And an arcade.
Screwball: All that in this place? It's out of the question.
Discord: Enough! This is the first attempt that I'm going to make on defeating upinde wa mvua Dash, kwa using a gun.
Karl: It ain't gonna work.
Discord: Try me.
Meanwhile in Ponyville
upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe ready Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Carrying an air soft gun* Jawohl!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Speak English please.
Pinkie Pie: Okay, I'm ready. *Aiming air soft gun*
upinde wa mvua Dash: moto away. *Flying fast*
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting air soft bullets at upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Dodging bullets*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Ah! *Lands on ground*
Pinkie Pie: wewe can't fight anypony with a gun if wewe can't dodge the bullets.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Don't remind me. Why do they call it air soft when it's not soft at all?
Discord: *Arrives with a gun* Hello Dashie. I see you've been practicing on avoiding gunshots.
upinde wa mvua Dash: What do wewe want?
Discord: To kill you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh no wewe don't. *Hits gun out of Discord's grip*
Pinkie Pie: *Grabs gun*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Get that thing out of here, and call the cops.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich *Runs away*
upinde wa mvua Dash: She just alisema my entire name in German.
Discord: That's nice, but not the fact that wewe got rid of my gun. wewe know what I'm gonna do now?
upinde wa mvua Dash: What?
Discord was about to ngumi, punch her, but just as he swung his arm towards her, she ducked, and missed Discord missed her.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Nice try. *Kicks Discord*
Discord: Oh. *Kneeling on ground, then he punches upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Ah!
Discord: *Pushes her to the ground*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Kicks Discord off of herself*
Discord: Very clever. Very clever indeed.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Gets back up, and punches Discord* wewe failed to defeat me yet again.
Discord: Oh, but I haven't been defeated yet. Even though things have not gone quite the way I planned them, I will defeat you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yeah, right. *Gets shot with a sleeping dart*
Karl: I got her!
Discord: Excellent. *Looking at dart* Wait a minute. I told wewe to get poison darts, not sleeping darts!
Karl: Sorry sir. Maybe we can take her to our base of operations, and kill her there.
Discord: Yes indeed. That way, no one will find the body.
Pinkie Pie soon arrived with the police.
Police Ponies: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash* She's dead.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Wakes up* Who's dead?
Discord: The plan failed, run! *Running away*
Karl: *Escapes*
Police Ponies: Oh no wewe don't. *Chasing Discord*
Pinkie Pie: Are wewe alright?
upinde wa mvua Dash: I thought he was going to kill me for a moment.
Pinkie Pie: Kill you? You're too tough to be killed.
upinde wa mvua Dash: True.
Bulk Biceps: *Appears out of nowhere* I challenge wewe to a wrestling match!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Very scared, and whispers* mommy?
The end.
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of upinde wa mvua Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, upinde wa mvua Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 9
Who Pulled The Trigger?
Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at upinde wa mvua Dash.
Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't wewe be Marafiki with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're Marafiki with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This is real life. I can't be a good guy in real life. Causing chaos is what I do best in reality.
Karl: Well, what's your inayofuata plan?
Discord: I don't know why I never thought of it before, but I decided to shoot her.
Kyle: I can think of hundreds of reasons why wewe never thought of that before.
Discord: Oh shut up. Where's Screwball?
Screwball: *Appears out of nowhere* I'm right here sir.
Discord: Where were you?
Screwball: wewe told me to clean all of the hallways in this building. Maybe it's time for a smaller HQ.
Kyle: No way. We made plans to get a new bowling alley.
Karl: And an arcade.
Screwball: All that in this place? It's out of the question.
Discord: Enough! This is the first attempt that I'm going to make on defeating upinde wa mvua Dash, kwa using a gun.
Karl: It ain't gonna work.
Discord: Try me.
Meanwhile in Ponyville
upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe ready Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Carrying an air soft gun* Jawohl!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Speak English please.
Pinkie Pie: Okay, I'm ready. *Aiming air soft gun*
upinde wa mvua Dash: moto away. *Flying fast*
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting air soft bullets at upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Dodging bullets*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Ah! *Lands on ground*
Pinkie Pie: wewe can't fight anypony with a gun if wewe can't dodge the bullets.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Don't remind me. Why do they call it air soft when it's not soft at all?
Discord: *Arrives with a gun* Hello Dashie. I see you've been practicing on avoiding gunshots.
upinde wa mvua Dash: What do wewe want?
Discord: To kill you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh no wewe don't. *Hits gun out of Discord's grip*
Pinkie Pie: *Grabs gun*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Get that thing out of here, and call the cops.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich *Runs away*
upinde wa mvua Dash: She just alisema my entire name in German.
Discord: That's nice, but not the fact that wewe got rid of my gun. wewe know what I'm gonna do now?
upinde wa mvua Dash: What?
Discord was about to ngumi, punch her, but just as he swung his arm towards her, she ducked, and missed Discord missed her.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Nice try. *Kicks Discord*
Discord: Oh. *Kneeling on ground, then he punches upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Ah!
Discord: *Pushes her to the ground*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Kicks Discord off of herself*
Discord: Very clever. Very clever indeed.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Gets back up, and punches Discord* wewe failed to defeat me yet again.
Discord: Oh, but I haven't been defeated yet. Even though things have not gone quite the way I planned them, I will defeat you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yeah, right. *Gets shot with a sleeping dart*
Karl: I got her!
Discord: Excellent. *Looking at dart* Wait a minute. I told wewe to get poison darts, not sleeping darts!
Karl: Sorry sir. Maybe we can take her to our base of operations, and kill her there.
Discord: Yes indeed. That way, no one will find the body.
Pinkie Pie soon arrived with the police.
Police Ponies: *Looking at upinde wa mvua Dash* She's dead.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Wakes up* Who's dead?
Discord: The plan failed, run! *Running away*
Karl: *Escapes*
Police Ponies: Oh no wewe don't. *Chasing Discord*
Pinkie Pie: Are wewe alright?
upinde wa mvua Dash: I thought he was going to kill me for a moment.
Pinkie Pie: Kill you? You're too tough to be killed.
upinde wa mvua Dash: True.
Bulk Biceps: *Appears out of nowhere* I challenge wewe to a wrestling match!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Very scared, and whispers* mommy?
The end.