Naruto-verse 1

"Alright,here i come!The Leaf's greatest ninja!
I will go undefeated,so wewe can call me John Cena!
I'll blow wewe away with my Wind Style Ninjutsu!
I don't need a stupid Sharingan to see right through you!

Your the heir to the Uchiha,i contain a Demon Fox!
And your Chidori is weak,Pikachu has a stronger shock!
I'm a Jinchuuriki there's no way wewe can stop me!
I'm not the one who let Orochimaru take my body!"
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Sasuke-Verse 1

"I am the last Uchiha,destined to kill my brother.
while your little zaidi than a weak ramen, mashua lover.
My Sharingan will break you,shatter your mind.
When it comes to Leaf Shinobi i'm Greatest you'll find.

My Chidori is raw lightning that will put wewe rest.
In the Valley of the end i put it right through your chest.
Why don't wewe add this line to your Uzumaki Handbook.
machungwa, chungwa is Goku's color,so wewe need a new look."
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Naruto-Verse 2

"You could never hope to kill me,so forget Mangekyo!
I'll lay wewe cold on the ground,just like big bro!
My Rasengan is legendary,created kwa a Kage!
While the Chidori is really just Kakashi's cheap copy!

I may be an orphan,but at least i have friends!
Go and chase your brother,iv'e got a village to defend!
Say what wewe want Sasuke,call me weak,call me poor!
It took Nations to kill my clan,but one man for yours.
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Sasuke-Verse 2

"Buddy wewe just crossed the line,time for wewe to pay.
Why don't wewe bring that nine tailed pet out here to play?
I'll take wewe down like i did in each of our fights.
And i'm sure my sharingan is giving foxie the frights.

'Never give up,never go back on your word'?
Change your Ninja way,it sounds completely absurd.
wewe will never reach Hokage,i know this for a fact.
How can wewe lead a village if wewe can't bring me back?
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Who won?Who's Next?

wewe decide!