2x01 Nathan: (wanking in his coffin) Ah… Take it to the edge. Oh! Pull it back… Pull it back… Oh! Make it last, wewe little tease! Okay, crank it up! Crank it up! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! wewe upendo it, wewe beautiful bastard! *** Kelly: So if you’re not dead, how come wewe smell so bad? Nathan: I appear to have shat myself. Alisha: Were wewe having a wank in there? Nathan: Yeah, so what if I was? A man can’t enjoy a quick shuffle in his own coffin? It’s not like I was expecting visitors.