It's krisimasi time in the village and everybody's excited. Here's where the story begins. Kai-Lan and her Marafiki are putting up decorations, while Ye Ye is putting out snacks besides them.

Ye Ye: How are the decorations coming along?
Kai-Lan: They're going great.
Ye Ye: [laughs] I'm glad to hear that. Here are some snacks for wewe guys.
All: Xie Xie!
Ye Ye: Bié kèqì. I know wewe guys must be getting hungry after all that hard work. Huítóu jiàn!
All: Huítóu jiàn!
Hoho: Kai-Lan, do wewe think there will be a lot of presents under the mti this year?
Kai-Lan: I hope so, Hoho. It's gonna be very...

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 2, Episode 9
"Once Upon a Rintoo"

[The episode begins where the last episode left off at: Hoholand. Everyone is finished cleaning up the debris and is having fun on each of the rides.]

Rintoo: I can't believe we did it. It took us a long time, but we finally managed to get Hoholand back in operation.
Hoho: wewe alisema it. And after all of that cleaning and repairing, we deserved a little down time. So what do wewe say: up for a ride on the roller coaster?
Rintoo: Oh, wewe better believe it.

[Rintoo and Hoho run over to the roller coaster. The roller coaster is a 6 ft....

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 2, Episode 2
"Xin Xin and Tain Tain's Bogus Journey"

[The episode begins moments after the aftermath of the last episode. Kai-Lan and her Marafiki are in the royal playroom, drawing pictures.]

Kai-Lan: Boy, I hope we don't end up in a situation like that anymore.
Rintoo: [laughs] wewe alisema it. I couldn't think of anything we could do if we did get kicked out the palace.
Kai-Lan: Enough of that. Check out what I just drew.
Rintoo: What is it supposed to be?
Tolee: I think it's supposed to be some sort of truck.
Kai-Lan: You're right, Tolee. It is a truck, but it has a...

The reason I made the switch in titles was I originally was going to have a minor character befall this fate, but after I thought it through a little more, Rintoo seemed like a perfect fit for this whole thing. So... that ends the confusion. Now, for why this fanfic is titled what it's titled.

Rintoo: Okay, guys, get ready to have your brains explode.
Tolee: I'm grossed out kwa fleshy explosions.
Rintoo: Okay, except for Tolee.
Kai-Lan: If anything happens, we're here for you.
Rintoo: Okay, here we go.
*Rintoo starts his run with a 360 Melon, an easy trick to pull off. He then ramps it up a bit by...

[Rintoo and Spyler runnning and laughing]
Rintoo: I'm going to get yopu.
Spyler: [laughing] wewe don't stand a chance.
[stomach growling]
Spyler: What was that?
Rintoo: That was my tummy rumbling. All this running around is making me hungry.
[Spyler's stomach growls]
Spyler: Me too. Hey, why don't we go nyumbani for lunch.
Rintoo: That's an awesome idea. Hey, Spyler, what do wewe think is going to be for lunch?
Spyler: I hope there's karanga siagi and jelly sandwiches, oh, oh, au maybe hot dogs, au maybe, au maybe
[Rintoo's stomach growls again]
Rintoo: Well, whatever's there is going to taste awesome!
Spyler:...

[Brobee]

Where do wewe go
When wewe need to know
And you've run up against a wall?

Peanut oh man
[Milli]

We know what to do
Let your fingers perrruse

[Brobee Milli & Spyler]

That thick, beefy book with it all

[Spyler]

With it all

[Brobee Milli & Spyler]

It's the Great Big Book of Everything

With everything inside
See the world around us
This book's the perfect guide
With everything from A to zoo
Just kwa flipping through

[Milli]

Know how, onyesha how
From kangaroo, kangaruu to moo cow
The scuttlebutt from supu to nuts

[Brobee Milli & Spyler]

We can look it up

Spyler & Brobee]

Info, to go
From cockatoo to buffalo

[Brobee...

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 2, Episode 8
"Hoholand"

[The episode begins with Hoho and Rintoo in the backyard, playing a game of catch.]

Rintoo: hujambo Hoho, try to catch this. [throws the ball]
Hoho: Oh, I got it [starts running after it] I think I'm gonna get it. Almost, almost...and [catches it] Got it.
Rintoo: Whoa. That was an awesome catch, Hoho.
Hoho: Xie xie. Now let's see if wewe can catch it.
Rintoo: [laughs] Okay, but I'll have to warn you. The way I might catch this ball might be silly.
Hoho: Just get ready to catch the ball.
Rintoo: onyesha me what wewe got.

[Hoho throws the ball. Rintoo runs...

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 2, Episode 1
"The Royal Pain"

[The episode begins with Kai-Lan and her Marafiki playing a game of tag. Everyone is laughing as Hoho chases his Marafiki around the palace, in hopes of tagging them.]

Hoho: [tagging Tolee] Tag, I got you. You're it, Tolee.
Tolee: Hey, no fair! wewe weren't on the ground, and wewe didn't evenn tag me. wewe just hopped on my head and told me that I was it.
Hoho: Pretty cool, huh?
Tolee: But now I have one question.
Hoho: What's that?
Tolee: How did wewe manage to do that?
Hoho: Simple, if you're really small and unseen, wewe can do a whole bunch...