Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a mwana-, mwana-punda named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down mitaani, mtaa passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile. No matter, krisimasi was on it's way. Good old, lovely Christmas.

Later at night.

Band Ponies: *Playing krisimasi muziki with trombones*

Downtown, everypony was getting prepared...

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 4: onyesha business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *Driving a Big Boy pulling a passenger train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union...

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 3: Enemies With Benefits

October 2, 1950

Gordon returned to work after his suspension. He was happy to return, but little did he know that things would ultimately go bad for him.

Pete: Welcome back Gordon. Now repeat after me.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: Repeat after me! I will not do anything...

L.P means Las Pegasus

song: link

It was a beautiful morning. The sun was shining, and a lot of ponies were busy. Especially some police ponies. Six Lunicorn Continentals were being escorted to a hotel kwa a couple of police cars. At the front of the escort were four ponies on motorcycles. Once they arrived at the hotel, a couple of the cops got out of one of the cars. One cop then looked up at the hotel.

Several hours later, a helicopter was flying past the hotel.

Jim: *Walking through kitchen*
Workers: *Working, and listening to radio*
Radio pony: I believe in both spirits, and substances that...

This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up zaidi stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw wewe enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are wewe doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws shabiki into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions,...

In Ponyville, everypony was gathering around town hall. A special visitor arrived, and was becoming the center of attention.

Rainbow Dash: Who is that pony?
Snips: That's Max. He's a celebrity.
Pinkie Pie: A what?
Snips: A celebrity is somepony that's famous. He has the world record for bucking apple trees.
Rainbow Dash: I never knew wewe could have a record for bucking apple trees.
Snips: Sure. He bucked thirty apple trees in five minutes.
Applejack: *Arrives* What's going on?
Pinkie Pie: A famous gppony, pony is here.
Applejack: Who cares? All of wewe are freaking out about nothing if wewe ask me. *Walks...

Theme song: link

This is the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He lives in Fillydelphia with his wife, Emily. They have a friend that sometimes visits them, named Howard.

Bob has a great life. He's a therapist, and helps out many ponies that have a problem. One day, he arrived at work, three ponies were waiting for him.

Lily: Good morning Bob.
Sam: How has your siku been Bob?
Mr. Carlin: Wonderful weather we're having, eh Bob?
Bob: Yeah, it's wonderful weather we're having. What's the matter with wewe three?
Sam: Mr. Carlin says that the two of us are lazy, because he want's us to wash his...

applejack was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.

Rarity: That's the twentieth cupcake wewe had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.

Next, applejack went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet apple Acres.

Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might...

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 2: To Lease, au not to lease

August 1, 1950

It has been half a week since Coffee Creme's first siku working on the Union Pacific. She's a hard worker, and normally works with Hawkeye, and together, they would have a special assignment. They were recieving it in Cheyenne at 9 O clock in the...

Seanthehedgehog Presents

A ponified fanfiction based off a 70's movie

The Seven Up's

Near Grand Central Station in Manehattan

Buddy: *walking along street*
Ponies: *driving cars*
other ponies: *walking down street*
Buddy: *sees window washer* (He's above a building I have to go into)
Police: *waiting in alley way*
Buddy: *enters building*
store owner: Hello sir, how are you?
Buddy: Fine, just fine.
stallion: *walks downstairs*
Buddy: (This guy must be the burglar I have to stop. He aliiba a vase, and he's carrying it right in front of me)
delivery mare: *enters store* Good afternoon, where do...

Theme Song: link

Pony: *Walking in front of a green background, but gets crushed kwa falling letters that say...*

SEANTHEHEDGEHOG PRESENTS

Pony: *Gets stuck under the P, but gets himself free. The background then changes to red. He continues to walk when he sees numbers falling toward him. He runs, but gets crushed by...*

1960

Pony: *Gets out from under the 6, but as he does, it leans to the right, and the 0 rolls away. As the background changes to orange, he whistles when he sees zaidi falling letters*

ERCIPE NIKSAWH

Pony: *Surprised that he's not stuck under any of the letters. He rearranges...

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are wewe the new moto mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another gppony, pony on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks...

In case wewe are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a mitaani, mtaa to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a gppony, pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the gppony, pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the machungwa, chungwa stallion asked. "Our inayofuata target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...

This is a short fanfic. Enjoy.

Song: link

Pinkie Pie was driving a delivery van full of keki around Ponyville. She had to stop at a red traffic light.

Pinkie Pie: *Going cross-eyed with her tongue sticking out* What a beautiful siku delivering cupcakes. *Watches the traffic light*

Instead of changing from red to green, the traffic light turned blue. Then the song stopped, and another one played: link

Pinkie Pie: *Thinking to herself, then smiles* Ooh, it's another one of those blue traffic lights Vinyl Scratch told me about! Now what was it that she alisema again?
Vinyl Scratch: *Appears in...

Theme song: link

Ten miles from Ponyville, kwa the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....

The Storm

Starring in alphabetical order

Aurora from Alinah_09
Barry from SeanTheHedgehog
Ditto from Canada24
Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15
Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash
Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog
Joe from SeanTheHedgehog
Katana Sun from BlondLionEzel
Lexi from Sonicexeluv
Orion from Alinah_09
Saten Twist from Canada24
Snowflake from Alinah_09

It was 6:30 in the morning. Saten Twist was opening his restaurant for the day.

Saten...

The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, au chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motorcycles on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle inayofuata to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...

There is going to be a new RP on this club. It's part of my Grand Theft Ponies series, and it takes place in Manehattan, 2002. This is the orodha of cars that will be featured in the fanfic.

1999 Alfa Romaneo Sketcher: link
2002 Alton Deviation: link
1997 Alton Integrity: link
2002 Alton Sparkle: link
2002 Aston Maretin Banquish: link
1991 Canterlot Belleville: link
2002 Canterlot Firebolt: link
2001 Canterlot Montana: link
2001 Coltillac Deville: link
2002 Coltillac Eldorito: link
1999 Coltillac Escalator: link
2002 Coltillac Escalator: link
1990 Chevronet Camareo: link
2001 Chevronet Cavalry (Also available...

Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with upinde wa mvua Dash, and we were going to songesha into a very nice house kwa a cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the shina of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
Rainbow Dash: *Closes trunk* What wewe really want...

(earlier)
Trevor: Is this really nesseary? 
Pinkie/Pinkamena: Coarse it is. wewe been my owner all this time, and haven't even seen my show.
Trevor: Fine., but if this turns me into a bitch, your never hear the end of i-.
(brainwash sounds) 
Voice: wewe are now watching my little pony.
Trevor: (hyponotized) I m now watching my little pony
Audience: (laughs) 
voice: My little gppony, pony is the greatest onyesha wewe ever seen. Except maybe family guy.
Trevor: (still brainwashed) My little gppony, pony is the greatest onyesha I ever seen. Except maybe Family guy.
Audience: (laughs) 
Voice: wewe will recommend my little pony...

EPISODE 1:
Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).
Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweat pants) Hey. Nice car man.
Man: Jee. Thanks mister..
Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a bila mpangilio magazine).
Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I suppose to do with this!? 
Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's suppose to distract wewe as I steal your car.
Audience: (laughs and claps),
Man: (angrily) Hey! 
Trevor: (driving off) wewe just been T-Jacked, bitch! 
Audience: (cheers at this)  

Trevor: (still...