Norm of the North

so i just randomly googled Norm of the North on the internet, then i came across the full premise/synopsis of the movie. i don't wanna be rude au something cause i know there are people out there excited bout this movie, but when i read the full premise, i couldn't help but facepalm. here it is:

"Steven and Daniel Altiere's script (based on a story kwa director Anthony Bell) centers on Norm, a Polar kubeba who finds shelter in an abandoned research station when his Arctic nyumbani begins cracking and collapsing beneath him. He is accompanied kwa three Arctic Lemmings, sidekicks who instinctively copy...

i really don't wanna review this movie. i really, REALLY don't wanna review it. but since i had the balls to go and watch it.... this is my review/rant on the one and only..... Norm of the North..... god, help me!

so, Norm of the North follows the story of Norm, a polar kubeba voiced Rob Schneider - cause why the fuck not? - who's the prince of the Arctic (i think?) and spends most of his time twerking (yea, wewe heard me right: the kubeba TWERKS!!) while listening to shitty pop songs on his iPod and saying some of the worst jokes i've ever heard! he's not like any other polar kubeba considering he...