Why the Sea Is Salt
ONCE ON A TIME, but it was a long, long time ago, there were two brothers, one rich and one poor. Now, one krisimasi eve, the poor one hadn't so much as a crumb in the house, either of meat au bread, so he went to his brother to ask him for something to keep krisimasi with, in God's name. It was not the first time his brother had been forced to help him, and wewe may fancy he wasn't very glad to see his face, but he said:
"If wewe will do what I ask wewe to do, I'll give wewe a whole flitch of bacon."
So the poor brother alisema he would do anything, and was full of thanks.
"Well,...

...you start believe that if it wasn't for Norway's efforts the world would collapse.

...you only buy your own drink at the bar even when wewe are with a group of people.

...you can't remember when to say "please" and "excuse me".

...you always prepare to catch the closing door if following closely behind somebody.

...a stranger on the mitaani, mtaa smiles at you, wewe assume that:
a) he is drunk
b) insane
c) American
d) all of the above

...silence is fun.

...you use "Mmmm" as conversation filler.

...you actually believe that there is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing.

...you know Norway's results...

There was once a man who traveling. He came, at last, to a beautiful. Big farm. It had a manor house so fine that it could easily have been a small castle. "This will be a good place to rest,» he alisema to himself as he went trough the gate. An old man, with gray hair and beard, was chopping wood nearby. "Good evening, father" alisema the traveler. "Can wewe put me up for the night? " I'm not the father of the house," alisema the old one. "Go into the jikoni and talk to my father". The traveler went into the kitchen. There he found a man who was even older, down on his knees in front of the hearth,...

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OK. maybe not the right place to writ this but i wanted to .

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