“I like that one” I alisema to Zayn. I was shopping for cakes for the wedding. I'd only invited Zayn along to carry my bags though. He looked like his arms were about to break. “Do wewe want me to carry one” I asked him. “Yes please” he said. “Well too bad because I'm gonna” I told him. “I'll ring Harry and tell him to collect us” I told him. “Ok hurry up” he said.
When Harry showed up, he helped Zayn carry some bags. Zayn sat into the back and I sat in the front. We dropped Zayn off nyumbani and then went to our new apartment. “I can't wait to songesha in” I told him. “Me either” he replied. When we got in it was huge. “I upendo it” I told him. I gave him a hug. Then there was a knock on the door. “I'll answer it” Harry said. Then I heard a gasp. I ran out to see if Harry was ok. He was fine but then I saw some one I didn't want to see. It was Harry's ex Felicity.
“How can I help you?” I asked her. “Amm it was actually Harry I was hoping to talk to” she said. “Well wewe can talk to him with me here” I said. “Ammm ok. Well I heard ye're getting married and I just wanted to say I think you're making a mistake. We are meant for each other Harry” she said. “No Felicity we're not” Harry said. Then I butted in “Now if wewe don't mind leaving” Then I slammed the door on her face.
When Harry showed up, he helped Zayn carry some bags. Zayn sat into the back and I sat in the front. We dropped Zayn off nyumbani and then went to our new apartment. “I can't wait to songesha in” I told him. “Me either” he replied. When we got in it was huge. “I upendo it” I told him. I gave him a hug. Then there was a knock on the door. “I'll answer it” Harry said. Then I heard a gasp. I ran out to see if Harry was ok. He was fine but then I saw some one I didn't want to see. It was Harry's ex Felicity.
“How can I help you?” I asked her. “Amm it was actually Harry I was hoping to talk to” she said. “Well wewe can talk to him with me here” I said. “Ammm ok. Well I heard ye're getting married and I just wanted to say I think you're making a mistake. We are meant for each other Harry” she said. “No Felicity we're not” Harry said. Then I butted in “Now if wewe don't mind leaving” Then I slammed the door on her face.
Directioners
The Ring
Let the laugh out,Hazza
Made by: Nevenkastar
Well Directioners, it looks like our boys made a good impression whilst over in America, as rumours have emerged that Nickelodeon are tempted to offer them their own show.
Due to the overwhelming reception from mashabiki they received on their hivi karibuni whistle-stop tour, a chanzo told Now magazine: “Simon Cowell has vowed to launch them on the US X Factor, while Nickelodeon are in talks to give them their own show.”
We’ve yet to see the iCarly episode which they filmed so can’t maoni on their uigizaji skills yet, but if true, it bodes very well for any future success in the USA, if not all over the world.
In other news, Harry Styles has been told to jiunge an exercise class to cure his back problems.
Harry alisema last month: “I have bad posture and I’ve been told to take pilates once a week.”
We bet that class will be one of the busiest around! “Mum, mum, I wanna take up Pilates, please!”
Due to the overwhelming reception from mashabiki they received on their hivi karibuni whistle-stop tour, a chanzo told Now magazine: “Simon Cowell has vowed to launch them on the US X Factor, while Nickelodeon are in talks to give them their own show.”
We’ve yet to see the iCarly episode which they filmed so can’t maoni on their uigizaji skills yet, but if true, it bodes very well for any future success in the USA, if not all over the world.
In other news, Harry Styles has been told to jiunge an exercise class to cure his back problems.
Harry alisema last month: “I have bad posture and I’ve been told to take pilates once a week.”
We bet that class will be one of the busiest around! “Mum, mum, I wanna take up Pilates, please!”
