an unpleasant suprise
“oh my god niall! wewe really had a pet pig called jaws?” i asked.
“yep!” he winked over at me.
“well that’s random!” giggled Lois.
“where is he now?” zayn asked.
“uh um... my uncle... ate him.” He said.
We all gasped.
“OMG! WHAT A MEAN UNCLE!” louis roared. I don’t think he gets that we are all standing beside him.
Niall nodded and then laughed. I don’t think anyone can not laugh when louis is around!
“I WANT A CARROT!” louis roared, yet again.
Lois just smiled shyly.
“they’re in the fridge lou.” She smiled.
He got a carrot and sat down. Ya.... i don’t think he’s the ‘normal’ type! Kate was glaring at louis for no reason.
I looked at my watch. It was really late and i alisema i would go home.
“um guys, i’ve got to go. I don’t want to be tired tomorrow for work!” i smiled and grabbed my jacket.
“aw ok. Will we see wewe tomorrow?” lois asked.
“ya. I will.” I replied as i walked out the door. Kate and harry followed me.
I think its because kate isn’t a big shabiki of louis and she wont let harry stay up here kwa himself!
The dakika i hit my pillow, i fell asleep.
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I woke up and went straight into the shower. Suddenly, there was loud banging on the door.
“LEAH GET OUT OF THE SHOWER!!!” a voice roared. It was harry.
“no harry! Wait until im finished.” I told him.
“BUT I WANT TO GO INTO THE SHOWER!” he roared back.
I ignored him and finished my shower. I got dressed in the bathroom and walked into my bedroom. Harry was sitting on my bed, sulking.
“now. The kuoga is free harry.” I smiled mockingly.
“i should have gone in first.” He grumbled.
“and why is that?” i asked, trying my hair with the towel.
“because im older.”
“harry you’re older then me kwa 10 minutes!”
“so? Im still older.”
I rolled my eyes and harry left the room in a huff.
I walked out to the jikoni and made myself some cereal. Harry waltzed out to the kitchen, naked.
“HARRY PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!” a voice roared behind him. It was kate. I stuck my tongue out at him. He gave me a dirty look.
“i wouldn’t be in the nude right now if leah hadn’t let me go into the kuoga first.” He said. Oh god, is he EVER going to let that go?
“leah this is all your fault.” Kate alisema as she came back over and gave me a slap.
“ow!” i exclaimed.
Harry giggled and then stuck his tongue out at me. I stuck mine back at him. Kate rolled her eyes.
“for fuck sake! Its like im dealing with two children!” she complained.
I’m guessing she’s not in a very good mood today!
Harry punched me in the arm and ran into the kuoga before i could do anything about it. I went over and made myself a cup of tea.
“what are wewe doing?” kate asked.
“making a cup of tea, why?” i asked.
“because i want one.” She replied.
“make one then!” i told her.
“no wewe make it. You’re the one who works in a cafe.”
“but-but..” i began.
“MAKE ME ONE!” she roared.
I nodded and did as i was told because i didn’t want to end up in an early grave!
I made her a cup of chai and handed it to her.
“here wewe go mam- i mean kate!” i stuttered.
“good girl” she said, evily.
I grabbed my kanzu, koti and headed out the door.
I decided not to call for niall today as he probably wouldn’t be ready.
On my way there, i bumped into someone and fell over. I picked myself up and looked up. Standing right in front of me was the girl liam had cheated on my with. Niall’s ex-girlfriend – Hayley, the Barbie-doll gone wrong in other words.
“watch where you’re going!” she shrieked. Her voice sounded like she had just swallowed the air out of a helium balloon.
“uhh sorry i didn’t see y-” i was interrupted kwa a slap in the face.
“ow! What the fuck was that for?” i asked. She smirked evily at me. She grabbed my shati and pulled me towards her.
“STAY AWAY FROM LIAM!” she screamed.
“its not like i want anything to do with him anymore anyways. After all, he’s fallen for a piece of scum like you.” I scowled at her. I got another slap in the face.
“don’t wewe DARE call me that au wewe WILL regret it!” she squealed.
“what will wewe do?” i asked, unintimidated.
She gave me yet another slap in the face. The last slap REALLY hurt! I didn’t hit her back though, i wasn’t going to sink to her level.
feeeedback wud be lovely! i ADORE feeedback! lol! part 11 coming soon:) xxx
“oh my god niall! wewe really had a pet pig called jaws?” i asked.
“yep!” he winked over at me.
“well that’s random!” giggled Lois.
“where is he now?” zayn asked.
“uh um... my uncle... ate him.” He said.
We all gasped.
“OMG! WHAT A MEAN UNCLE!” louis roared. I don’t think he gets that we are all standing beside him.
Niall nodded and then laughed. I don’t think anyone can not laugh when louis is around!
“I WANT A CARROT!” louis roared, yet again.
Lois just smiled shyly.
“they’re in the fridge lou.” She smiled.
He got a carrot and sat down. Ya.... i don’t think he’s the ‘normal’ type! Kate was glaring at louis for no reason.
I looked at my watch. It was really late and i alisema i would go home.
“um guys, i’ve got to go. I don’t want to be tired tomorrow for work!” i smiled and grabbed my jacket.
“aw ok. Will we see wewe tomorrow?” lois asked.
“ya. I will.” I replied as i walked out the door. Kate and harry followed me.
I think its because kate isn’t a big shabiki of louis and she wont let harry stay up here kwa himself!
The dakika i hit my pillow, i fell asleep.
**************************************
I woke up and went straight into the shower. Suddenly, there was loud banging on the door.
“LEAH GET OUT OF THE SHOWER!!!” a voice roared. It was harry.
“no harry! Wait until im finished.” I told him.
“BUT I WANT TO GO INTO THE SHOWER!” he roared back.
I ignored him and finished my shower. I got dressed in the bathroom and walked into my bedroom. Harry was sitting on my bed, sulking.
“now. The kuoga is free harry.” I smiled mockingly.
“i should have gone in first.” He grumbled.
“and why is that?” i asked, trying my hair with the towel.
“because im older.”
“harry you’re older then me kwa 10 minutes!”
“so? Im still older.”
I rolled my eyes and harry left the room in a huff.
I walked out to the jikoni and made myself some cereal. Harry waltzed out to the kitchen, naked.
“HARRY PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!” a voice roared behind him. It was kate. I stuck my tongue out at him. He gave me a dirty look.
“i wouldn’t be in the nude right now if leah hadn’t let me go into the kuoga first.” He said. Oh god, is he EVER going to let that go?
“leah this is all your fault.” Kate alisema as she came back over and gave me a slap.
“ow!” i exclaimed.
Harry giggled and then stuck his tongue out at me. I stuck mine back at him. Kate rolled her eyes.
“for fuck sake! Its like im dealing with two children!” she complained.
I’m guessing she’s not in a very good mood today!
Harry punched me in the arm and ran into the kuoga before i could do anything about it. I went over and made myself a cup of tea.
“what are wewe doing?” kate asked.
“making a cup of tea, why?” i asked.
“because i want one.” She replied.
“make one then!” i told her.
“no wewe make it. You’re the one who works in a cafe.”
“but-but..” i began.
“MAKE ME ONE!” she roared.
I nodded and did as i was told because i didn’t want to end up in an early grave!
I made her a cup of chai and handed it to her.
“here wewe go mam- i mean kate!” i stuttered.
“good girl” she said, evily.
I grabbed my kanzu, koti and headed out the door.
I decided not to call for niall today as he probably wouldn’t be ready.
On my way there, i bumped into someone and fell over. I picked myself up and looked up. Standing right in front of me was the girl liam had cheated on my with. Niall’s ex-girlfriend – Hayley, the Barbie-doll gone wrong in other words.
“watch where you’re going!” she shrieked. Her voice sounded like she had just swallowed the air out of a helium balloon.
“uhh sorry i didn’t see y-” i was interrupted kwa a slap in the face.
“ow! What the fuck was that for?” i asked. She smirked evily at me. She grabbed my shati and pulled me towards her.
“STAY AWAY FROM LIAM!” she screamed.
“its not like i want anything to do with him anymore anyways. After all, he’s fallen for a piece of scum like you.” I scowled at her. I got another slap in the face.
“don’t wewe DARE call me that au wewe WILL regret it!” she squealed.
“what will wewe do?” i asked, unintimidated.
She gave me yet another slap in the face. The last slap REALLY hurt! I didn’t hit her back though, i wasn’t going to sink to her level.
feeeedback wud be lovely! i ADORE feeedback! lol! part 11 coming soon:) xxx
In keeping with the rest of his bandmates - bar curly haired Harry Styles - Zayn appears to have opted for a zaidi Justin Bieber-esque swept mbele style.
The boy band finalists are thought to be over in the States to work on their forthcoming debut album.
Louis Tomlinson couldn't believe his luck at his transatlantic trip and Tweeted: 'So excited to be in L.A will tweet pictures when I can :) xx'