One mti kilima nukuu Best sarcastic/funny quote(feel free to add others)

Pick one:
dan and counseling..it's kind of like hannibal lector at a saladi bar
i'd like to think of that as hitting u..without the hitting
so i saw nathan in the kuoga today..now i know why u broke up with him
guess i'm just a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a bitch, kahaba
i'm sorry you're poor uncle lucas
broke my cardinal rule bout sleeping w/ cheerleaders-i don't unless there's 3
i thought water melted witches, yet here we are
don't cry rock star.. ruin your make-up
sprinklers came on kwa accident aft i tossed evth out da window-tht was on purpose
sekunde hand death flowers..thanks..shoot me now
how many women have wewe slept with fabio
damn..nate mom's like the alcoholic easter bunny
Hey! We prefere to be called exotic dancers
Added by doyouknow
Here take the phonebook & kuvuka, msalaba out the name of every grl u havent slept with
Added by mcewen_girl
u no rachel, i would ngumi, ngumi, ngumi, punch u in ur fake nose rite...
u no rachel, i would ngumi, ngumi, punch u in ur fake nose rite now, but ud just go buy a new 1
Added by monkeyknight
All of the above OTH Rocks
All of the above OTH Rocks
Added by mehrajanwar
Dan: Nathan good news! Nathan: im adopted!
Dan: Nathan good news! Nathan: im adopted!
Added by livelovelaugh
A Fall Out Boy singer: &# 34; We upendo your breasts so...
A Fall Out Boy singer: "We upendo your breasts so take care of them!" (at breast c
Added by frecklez623
Dan: Anything else buggin you? Nathan: Just you!
Added by Brucas4OTH
Brooke: stay away from me unless u want yr next...
Brooke: stay away from me unless u want yr inayofuata period to come out of yr nose
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