Brooke: Before wewe say another word, wewe should both know that I just have just come from the city jail, where I was frisked kwa a large supposedly female cop who was very thorough in her cavity search. Now speak.
Nathan: Is everything okay?
Doctor: Yeah. I just wanna run some tests.
Mia (to Haley): Speaking of slutty, congratulations on being pregnant.
Clay: I just realized that I haven't seen a single person on this beach, pwani all day...have you?
Quinn: No.
Clay: Do wewe know what that means? Skinny dipping.
Julian (to Brooke): Get ready for my greased lightning!
Haley: wewe alisema the mpira wa kikapu hoop was like my uterus?
Nathan: He caught me totally off guard. He was like a ninja...Like a three foot tall, where do babies come from, ninja.
Julian (to Brooke): This happens all the time. I sleep with a girl and then the inayofuata morning she's already planning the wedding.
Haley: These aren't sad tears, they're happy tears.
Nathan: Alright, well how about from now on we do smiles for happy instead?
Alex: I know it must have been a surprise, me and Chase.
Mia: No not really. It's what wewe do right? Break up couples.
Alex: Yeah. It kinda is, but not this time. wewe screwed this up all kwa yourself didn't you?
Mia: wewe can go now.
Alex: kwa the way, I plan to make him happier than wewe ever did. So wewe should probably just give up and songesha on now. Okay? Great. Now I can go.
Brooke: I was just arrested and explored kwa a woman with a mustache and man hands! When wewe look up "bad" in the dictionary, this is it!
8.02 || I Can't See You, But I Know You're There
Jamie (to Julian): I'm glad they sent wewe to pick me up. wewe don't just treat me like a kid.
Brooke: If wewe really like the new baby, can I have Jamie?
Nate: Yeah, wewe can have him, but wewe gotta have the sex talk with him first.
Haley (to Quinn): They say wewe don't know what you've got til it's gone. I guess I didn't know how much I missed wewe until wewe were in my life every day.
Chase: hujambo Jamie, how wewe doin' buddy?
Jamie: Do I know you?
Chase: Dude, who are you? Victoria Davis?
Chase: Come on! How come yours is so good?
Alex: 'Cause I'm kinda awesome like that. Plus, I changed the ingredients.
Haley: When the silence gets too loud, and I really start to miss everyone, I tell myself the same thing: I can't see you, but I know you're there.
8.03 || The Space In Between
Clay: Is this heaven?
Quinn: No, just my version of it.
Will: This doesn't make sense does it? A couple of ghosts sitting on a roof... but here we are.
Nathan: I'm not strong enough Haley.
Haley: Yes wewe are. And when you're not, wewe have me.
Will: I know this sucks, but it's gotta be nice to know that somebody loves wewe like that.
Julian: He likes being with his Aunt Brooke.
Brooke: No he likes being with you. And I like seeing wewe two together.
Quinn (to Clay): wewe know my whole family was here. It's usually best to be in a coma for that so...nice work.
Nathan: You're a good man Jamie Scott.
Jamie: So are wewe dad.
Jamie: Aunt Brooke do wewe know where babies come from?
Brooke: Not from me.
Will: This sucks, huh? Now I know why they call it the waiting room.
8.04 || We All Fall Down
Julian: Years from now when we look back on this moment, we're not gonna remember the trouble with your company au the bad press, au even your mom being in jail, we're just gonna remember how great our wedding was.
Alex: Lets make it a dare.
Chase: Okay. Loser plays the inayofuata hole in their underwear.
Alex: Yeah, like I'm wearing any underwear.
Victoria: Many captains of industry have done their best work while incarcerated. There's no shame in it.
Nate: I've been avoiding it now for a while, but my back is done. So, I'm gonna finish this beer, then I'm gonna go nyumbani and tell my wife that I'm done playing.
Julian: Wow. That's huge. When did wewe decide that?
Nate: Just this second. Haley's pregnant. Clay and Quinn are recovering, and I didn't even know my own son liked baseball.
Julian: I picked out the flowers kwa the way.
Haley: wewe did? I'm sorry, I didn't realize. Gee, wewe did a beautiful job.
Julian: I mean I was hoping for calla lilies but I had to settle for regular lilies. I think the snap dragoni really compliment them. In my mind they really make the arrangement.
8.05 || Nobody Taught Us To Quit
Julian: wewe make sad look beautiful, Brooke Davis.
Haley: Last time mpira wa kikapu left your dad, and this time he's leaving basketball.
Chase: Here's the thing. I know unemployment sometimes leads to crack smoking, and I understand that, but I kinda thought you'd be zaidi excited about this.
Clay: Did wewe see me own that apple sauce earlier? Stuh-rong.
Julian: Besides hat glove, glovu belongs on the hand of someone who loves the game. Me, I used to stand out in right field and chase butterflies. Trust me, the glove, glovu respects what I'm doing here.
Nathan: I'm sure it does. Probably doesn't respect that wewe brought it here in a mfuko wa fedha, mfuko though.
Julian: That's a man bag.
Victoria: I leave wewe alone for a few days, and wewe go back to being that stupid girl who follows her heart. I never cared for that version of you.
Nathan: Better be careful Mouth. Last time wewe helped me, wewe got fired and now you're sitting out here at the River Court looking kinda creepy and stalker-ish.
Brooke: I get to go visit my mother in prison and tell her I sold my company...good times.
8.06 || Not Afraid
Nathan: Now that mpira wa kikapu is over, I just keep asking myself this same question, over and over...will I ever be great at anything again?
Haley: You'll find it.
Mouth: Wow, what are you?
Millie: I'm a free bitch, baby.
bila mpangilio dude: I bet you'd give anything to be playing tonight.
Nathan: Actually, not really. Happy Halloween.
Julian: How wewe feeling today, beautiful?
Brooke: I'm not very beautiful.
Julian: Oh, well I'm gonna go grab a mirror, your reflection should take care of that.
Brooke: I will not let these vampire bridesmaids ruin our wedding.
Quinn: They're zombies. Are wewe kidding me? Do wewe not see how slow they're moving?
8.07 || Luck Be A Lady
Mrs. Baker: What kind of wedding doesn't have a champagne fountain.
Brooke: Mine.
Haley: Mine either...I wish it did, though.
Brooke: What a bila mpangilio and total coincidence, my best friend Haley is here, unexpectedly.
Junk: A girl...at poker night.
Chase: Good going Julian!
Mrs. Baker: Do wewe know what that dress is missing?
Brooke: Style?
Mrs. Baker: wewe can't control mother nature.
Brooke: au Mother Baker.
Nathan: (To Haley) wewe should have seen the way he looked at me. I haven't felt that stupid since high school, and at least then I could beat somebody up to feel better.
Haley: Well don't beat yourself up. It was just your first try, did wewe make the first basket wewe ever shot?
Nathan: Yeah.
Haley: Oh...
Nathan: To be fair, I was two and the basket came up to my waist. But, stats are stats.
Nathan: If I wanted to look stupid I would have stayed at nyumbani and played Trival Pursuit against Haley. I didn't have to fly to Atlanta to do it.
Erin: Did wewe really like my music? au did wewe just not want a suicide on your hands?
Haley: I really liked it.
Alex: I'm not that good a person. I've been dealing wewe cards from the bottom of the deck all night.
8.08 || Mouthful Of Diamonds
Erin: Are wewe sure you're qualified to work at a crisis center?
Haley: I don't know about qualified, but I've definitely been there.
Erin: To trust someone with my music, is to trust them with everything I have in the world.
Julian: wewe make me incredibly happy, Brooke Davis, but we all struggle sometimes.
Haley: My life is good. My son, on the other hand, is wearing headgear.
Brooke: Just because your son is in upendo with me, it's no reason to take it out on my liquor cabinet.
Jerry: Dude, were wewe really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: wewe know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.
Haley [to Jamie]: As long as wewe pout about your braces, Momma's rocking the eye patch all the time...everywhere!
Jamie: Some people look a little different. Some people are a little different. I think that's cool.
Mouth: Parents coming nyumbani tired from work and still have time for their kids. That's who I respect.
Erin: How is Haley as a person?
Mia: Amazing. She is one of the good ones.
Clay: Yes! Suck it, soup!
Julian: Happiness is not a destination. It is a mood, it is not permanent. It comes and goes and if people thought that way then maybe people would find happiness zaidi often.
Mouth: Sorry for the guy who has to clean up this place, which is me.
Sylvia: Good luck with your Hoot 'n Nanny Wedding.
Brooke: Good luck with being old. kwa the way, I like my towels.
8.09 || Between Raising Hell and Amazing Grace
Jamie: Don't worry Uncle Skills...that one is not farm fresh.
Skills: Oh, damn. I thought wewe was the turkey.
Millie: Gobble, gobble.
Brooke: I'm thankful you're such a good friend.
Haley: I'm thankful I got to watch wewe chug wine out of a bottle.
Chase: They're both great girls...amazing girls. But the truth is, I think they chose for me. I want to be with a girl who really wants to be with me. Not someone who lies to me, au broke up with me kwa text. I think I should just be kwa myself for a while.
Jamie: I am thankful for my baby brother.
Haley: au sister.
Jamie: Whatever.
Victoria: But that table's for misfits.
Brooke: How perfect for you.
Victoria: Here we got with the typical Brooke dramatics.
Brooke: wewe want dramatic? There's a carving kisu here I'm not afraid to use.
8.10 || Lists, Plans
Dan: I ended two lives when I pulled that trigger, and one of them was mine.
Brooke: Did wewe seriously just quote Hitch?
Julian: Yeah because it's a really good quote.
Julian: I promise wewe it will be the sekunde most exhilarating 45 sekunde of your life.
Brooke: What's the first? Oh, a sex joke, which might be cute if wewe weren't 15,000 feet in the air with half the plane missing.
Brooke: Is this thing even legal to take on roads?
Julian: Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
Dan: She's pretty. I can see why Evans was sleeping with her.
Quinn: He wasn't.
Dan: That's too bad.
Dan: What can I help wewe with?
Quinn: Murder.
Haley: I loved spelling bees when I was your age.
Jamie: Yeah, Dad alisema wewe were a nerd.
Brooke: James Lucas Scott, are wewe drinking a beer?
Jamie: What kind of backyard hootenanny and pig roast would this be without it?
8.11 || Darkness On The Edge Of Town
Quinn [to Katie]: I'm your storm.
Katie: I can't...
Quinn: Breathe? I know. It's okay, you'll pass out soon, but unlike me wewe won't lay there for 12 hours. Only a psycho would let wewe do that.
Katie [to Quinn]: Go on! Run in to the storm! But I'm your storm, and I'll find you.
Nathan: This is so A krisimasi Story. Back in the car, Ralphie.
Haley: Sorry.
Jamie: So? Chuck and Madison are going.
Haley: Chuck's mom's an alcoholic.
8.12 || The Drinks We Drank Last Night
Haley: To Brooke and her last night of freedom. It's her turn now.
Haley: Just read the book and forget about professor what's-his-face.
Nathan: Cellerman
Haley: Who?
Nathan: Cellerman
Haley: Who?
Nathan: Okay I'll read the book.
Brooke: This mwaka has been the hardest of my life, and wewe know who's always been here for me? No matter what? My maid of honor.
Haley: Me?
Brooke: wewe did all this for me?
Sylvia: I did this for the girl my son loves.
Sylvia: Haven't wewe ever forgiven someone for a kiss?
Brooke: Well, I forgave Lucas for kissing Peyton, but I never forgot.
Sylvia: Has everyone dated this Lucas character?
Dave Navarro: hujambo where's that other chick that I nailed? I want to apologize to her for the black eye.
Brooke: What are wewe doing here, Dave Navarro?
Julian: Good morning, gorgeous. If wewe don't get nyumbani soon, I might have to misbehave all kwa myself.
Sylvia: Good morning, honey.
Julian: Mom?
Sylvia: Wow, it's like I did shots of fire.
Haley: I thought we weren't in high school anymore.
Brooke: Well, let's face it, she's always gonna be the girl that got naked in front of my boyfriend.
Julian: You're only getting married once. I want it to be perfect.
Brooke: It is.
Brooke: Marriage is about loving someone for who they are and accepting them for their mistakes. I have to tell him.
Sylvia: All people don in small towns is have sex and watch TV.
Brooke: wewe say that like it's a bad thing.
Quinn: Oh my god. We have to go now.
Alex: Why?
Millie: Why?
Quinn: Because we aliiba Nathan's professor's dog!
Millie: I can't believe we aliiba a dog.
Alex: We don't know that!
Quinn: He skateboards! Guys we are in possession of a stolen skateboarding dog!
Sylvia: Great news! They found it!
Brooke: My ring?
Sylvia: No, my phone! It's at the moto house lets go!
Haley: Of course.
Haley: Oh my god what the hell were wewe doing with Dave Navarro?!
Sylvia: What the hell am I wearing?!
Brooke: What the hell did we do last night?!
Millie: Why would I get boots?
Haley: Because that tattoo kicks ass!
Quinn: I found it!
Brooke: My ring?!
Quinn: Millie's jembe, hoe tag.
Alex: jembe, hoe tag? It's called a tramp stamp.
Quinn: Then where's yours?
Haley: I have one!
Haley: What was in those drinks?!
Alex: I don't know. Energy?
Brooke: Everyone shut up about their stupid mouths! I Lost my engament ring.
8.13 || The Other Half Of Me
Haley: I have heard a lot of best man speeches in my life, and yours was kwa far the sweetest, most honest, and the most memorable.
Julian: Brooke before I met wewe I thought my world had everything I needed to be happy.I had nothing else to compare to. Then wewe walked into my life and everything changed. I realized how empty my world was without wewe in it, and my old life was no longer capable of making me happy, not without you. I upendo everything about wewe Brooke, I upendo the way wewe challenge me like no one ever has, I upendo the way wewe look at me like no one ever has, and I upendo the way wewe upendo me like no one ever has. I cant imagine spending my life without you, and if wewe say yes to me in a few dakika I wont have to......You look beautiful kwa the way!
Jamie: I'm gonna have a little sister?
Haley: Is that okay?
Jamie: Yeah. I hope she's just like you, Mom
Haley: I have heard a lot of best man speeches in my life and yours was kwa far the sweetest, most honest, and the most memorable. I have never been so proud of you.
Priest: If anyone can onyesha just cause why this couple should not be joined together, speak now...
Skills: Don't nobody say nothing!
Jamie: Brooke looks like an angel.
Julian: That's why I'm not nervous.
Julian: I found my other half.
Brooke: We're going to the church. We're going to the church where I'm getting married. Haley, I'm getting married.
Skills: wewe know a few years back there was a wedding here in mti Hill...bride wasn't who she alisema she was. A lot of good people got hurt that day.
Alex: Honestly I'm really terrible at keeping secrets. This one time my friend Kimmy told me she hooked up with two people at the same party, and I promised I wouldn't say a word, but then I told like four people within an saa and one of them was actually Kimmy.
Chase: I thought we were chosen because Julian has no guy friends.
Haley: Why are wewe dancing like that Brooke?
Brooke: Because this dance is what made an amazing man fall in upendo with me!
Haley: But sweety, wewe know this isn't a competition right?
Jamie: Okay good. Just remember that when they like my speech more.
Julian: Guess this is my lucky day.
Julian: It wasn't really about the girl. It was the idea of someone out there for me. So I kept this other half bumper car token ever since as a reminder that somewhere out there, if I'm lucky, is my other half.
Julian: Why would your rabbit have an emotional response to our wedding?
Jamie: Well, he's always had a thing for Brooke.
8.14 || Holding Out For A Hero
Chuck (to Chase): Nice hat...do they make 'em for guys?
Chase: I could be a big brother. I've always liked playing with kids.
Mia: Yeah, don't say that out loud.
Alex (to Mia): I came to ask Haley, not you. Why talk to the greasy rag when wewe can talk to the mechanic?
Kellerman: Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.
Brooke: Was I sleep fighting again?
Julian: Yes! No zaidi Kick punda for my wife before bed.
Chuck's mom (to Chase): Hey, I know you. You're my bartender.
Chuck: Bar manager, and he's also a pilot.
Quinn: And wewe all take down that website au I'll post your photos, and they're all from bad angles.
Haley: Maybe I'll call the Dean.
Nikki: Like the Dean of Princeton would listen to some whack job in a cape.
Brooke: They're not crypts, they're kids. zaidi specifically, they're stuck up little bitches that need to be dealt with.
Chase: We got plans today remember?
Chuck: My dad says guys can always flake on each other.
Quinn: Kinda makes wewe Super Haley.
Haley: That's so dumb. Why would I include my real name in my super hero name?
Brooke: wewe haven't even heard my idea.
Haley: Fine, what is it?
Brooke: We should be super heroes.
8.15 || Valentine's siku Is Over
Brooke: Do wewe think I'll be a good mom?
Julian: You'll be an amazing mom.
Haley: wewe upendo me?
Nathan: Of course I do you, dork. With all my heart.
Chuck: Yup, another Valentine's siku alone.
Chase: It sucks.
Chuck: Well zaidi for you. I'm only eight.
Chuck: Betcha my dad has a tarehe tonight. Probably has four au five.
Jamie: If wewe were a girl would that be okay?
Quinn: Yeah it'd be awesome, and technically I am a girl.
Jamie: If that's your story.
Jamie: I'm sticking with the shoelaces. The hearts say I like you, but the shoelace part isn't too mushy.
Chuck: My dad says real men drink whiskey.
Chase: How bout a root beer?
Chuck: Lame.
Julian: Just remember, you're my girl Brooke Davis, and wewe always will be.
8.16 || I Think I'm Gonna Like It Here
Julian: Eating ice cream is the best part about Little League...except for maybe catching butterflies.
Julian: Alright! Let's get this audition started.
Julian: That glove, glovu belonged to Roberto Clemente...ooo butterfly!
Haley: What about the off chance that he doesn't do so well, wewe gonna go all Dan Scott on him?
Julian: Brooke Penelope Davis Baker, wewe break that box spring and you're sleeping on the floor.
Haley: That was because Jamie alisema he had a great siku and his dad was a big part of that.
Nathan: Well how was his moms day?
Haley: It was good, it was great actually, and I think Lydia really enjoyed it too.
Nathan: wewe can't have an open bottle on the mound in the pros. wewe gotta pour it in a cup.
Haley: Here's to my best friend, Brooke Davis. There is no one else to whom I would trust my child more.
Haley: Well wewe must be starving. Feel free to have some chakula and uh just ya know don't eat my ho ho cake.
Ian: I party on a boat. It's my dad's pride and joy, so I like to trash it now and then. wewe guys in?
Nathan: Maybe we should just go to a bar.
8.17 || The Smoker wewe Drink, The Player wewe Get
Chuck: Where we goin'?
Chase: Dude, it's late on a school night, does it matter?
Chuck: Good point.
bila mpangilio Guy: Are wewe the angry chicken reporter?
Millie: That's me.
bila mpangilio Guy: That was awesome kwa the way. Can I have your autograph?
Haley: Ooh, wewe wanna watch Psych?
Quinn: Never heard of it. Is it any good?
Haley: Nahh.
Chase: wewe can onyesha your va-jay-jay in a sex tape, but God forgive they know wewe wear glasses.
Nathan: Ian's a hell of a prospect and he's gonna need an agent.
Kellerman: I didn't say I didn't want him represented Mr. Scott. I simply don't want him represented kwa you.
Millie: I AM hot. My chicken feet are sweating like wewe wouldn't believe.
Haley: wewe tried to stuff me into a stingray. wewe were so not ready.
Quinn: wewe cried wolf, mbwa mwitu crier.
8.18 || Quiet Little Voices
Brooke: I promise wewe I'm going to know this child, and they'll know me...no matter what.
Victoria: Because if this boy Julian loves you, and wewe upendo him, that's all that matters. That is the most important thing, and the clothes can wait.
Julian: I want wewe to know that whenever we do get pregnant, that's gonna be a great day.
Haley: Who do wewe wanna be Nathan?
Nathan: I wanna be somebody who's good enough to be seen with you.
Nathan: If I don't go to Duke, if I don't play college basketball, if today is the best it ever gets for me, will that be enough?
Haley: Of course. Nathan as long as wewe are a good husband and a goof father to your son...it's a boy Nathan, we're gonna have a son.
Jamie: And when wewe and Dad were in high school wewe had me?
Haley: That's right. You're not allowed to do that.
Nathan: wewe my man are not a baby anymore.
Jamie: Nope, but they are.
Hayley: Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of us.
Quinn: wewe know my dad's name is James James right?
Brooke: We need a name. Our baby's gonna be born without a name.
Julian: Oops.
Clay: Ya know we'll have kids of our own some day.
Quinn: Well they'll have your big bushy eye brows.
8.19 || Where Not To Look For Freedom
Brooke: I think we'd be happy in New York.
Julian: I think wewe should take that job in New York.
Alex: Now what?
Chase: Chuck says you're hot.
Alex: So wewe liked it?
Chase: I did. Talkin' about that kiss right?
Julian: I nearly Lost my wife. Nathan nearly Lost his son. Do wewe know what that feels like?
Kellerman: Yes I do. I've Lost both.
Skills: Lotta livin' down here bro. End of an era.
Ian: Congrats on the baby. Very strong. Tell her to come see me in about 17 years.
Kellerman: It's a good system, tenure, except when teachers fail to use their freedom for the common good.
Kellerman: As of today, I'm no longer Professor Kellerman. I've resigned my position.
Haley: Okay. Let's take the baby from insane Aunt Quinn.
Nathan: I know what wewe did and wewe know what wewe did. And this is going to be made right kwa wewe au kwa me.
Kellerman: Well it seems my class gets younger every day. wewe must have done extremely well on your advanced placement exams.
8.20 || The Man Who Sailed Around His Soul
Haley: I'm gonna miss wewe Brooke Davis like wewe can't understand.
Brooke: I have come to offer wewe a trade. Last reminisce of Karen's cafe for Lydia...straight up.
Alex: So much for baby steps.
Chase: wewe played guitar. It wasn't fair.
Nate: Ginger ale?
Julian: I like ginger ale, it settles my stomach.
Brooke: We're pregnant!
Chuck: We only need one madison. Don't mess it up.
Ian: I couldn't stay. I just couldn't.
Julian: Well now maybe wewe can stay and think about it. Enjoy the walk.
Julian: wewe know what's good about boats? They float. Cars not so much.
Chuck (to Alex): And I saw pictures of wewe on the internet...naughty, naughty.
Chuck: Wow Jamie, wewe bat like my mom.
8.21 || Flightless Bird, American Mouth
Brooke: How wewe feeling sunshine?
Lauren: Shame. So much shame.
Chase: wewe could have killed yourself! au someone else!
Chuck: I just...I don't want wewe to go.
Clay: I don't understand camping. We have houses, bed, showers, flat irons.
Clay: The tent did not get it done last night.
Nathan: wewe fertile bastard.
Mouth: In case wewe have noticed, I'm weird Millie. I'm an odd duck.
Clay: You're just now noticing this? I'm a weird dude. An odd duck.
Nathan: Who are you, Brian Boitano?
Clay: Brian Boitano won the dhahabu in men's figure skating.
Nathan: That's my point exactly.
8.22 || This Is My House, This Is My Home
Julian: Your mom is Brooke Davis, and she has enough strength for all of us.
Julian: I'm sure in three months I'll be wondering who I was before we had a family.
Chase (to Mia): wewe inspire me. Your goodness inspires me.
Chase: Can wewe write thanks for the 45 sekunde of heaven?
Mia: 30!
Julian: This is our miracle Brooke Davis, and now it's two miracles. And no girl deserves it more.
Doctor: Congratulations, you're carrying twins.
