Penguins of Madagascar Article: The death forest (The adventure begins)

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posted by Colonelpenguin

It was a cold autumn morning and the penguins and I we're bored.
Kowalski:Let's do something
Me:Um... we can play blowing in my house
All:NO!
Me:sesh okay mister Oh.. we're bored do wewe have something better.
All:...
Me:that's what I thought.
Skipper:You know the forest behind us.
Me:There's a forest behind me (saying sarcastically)
Jeremy:there is and whats my name I forgot.
Me:Jeremy retard!
Jeremy:I thought I was Skipper.
Me:(sucker punches him)
Jeremy:Ow Lilly!
Me:I not Lilly I'm Kaitlyn wewe twit!
Jeremy:Oh really.
Me:Yes,really!
Skipper:If we keep on fighting we will be in this house all day!
Rico:FISH!
Me:Okay we have a pool in the back yard we can go swimming in the pool after we eat.
Skipper:oh... Come on we swim all the time wewe ninny lets go in the forest.
Me:Don't call me a ninny again Sir and if we go back there we get in trouble.
Skipper:why?
Me:my mom told my there was an old amusement park back there and someone got murdered there and now the ghost hunts the forest and people go back there some never ever come out.
Skipper:what sissy i'm going to call wewe Ms.Sissy for now on.
Private:well if wewe guys go I'm staying here with Kaitlyn.
Me:okay when one of wewe come back crying to me I'm going to say 4 pretty words I told wewe so.
Skipper:Not going to happened!
Me:Are wewe betting me!
Skipper:Maybe?
Me:okay if wewe can stay in the forest for 24 hours without coming back I do what ever wewe want.
Skipper:and if we lose?
Me: wewe have to clean my sister's mansion from juu to bottom.
Skipper:you better keep your mouth shut for your first order.
Me:what are wewe saying I'M NOT GOING TO WIN!
Skipper:yep okay then let's shake on it.
In the forest...
In the forest the penguins thought it was easy as cake.
Skipper:sometime I think Kaitlyn is zaidi scared then Private not offense,Private.
Kowalski:Yea she like so scared haha.
They reached the amusement park and it was covered with vines.
Kowalski:Um... I think we should leave.
Skipper:This operation never quits ... even to a stupid girl.
Jeremy:can I ride a ride?
Skipper:No Jeremy!
Jeremy:....
Skipper:Jeremy?Jeremy?JEREMY!

To Be Continued?

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skipperfan5431 Hahaha! Jeremy, you twit! Im not even there! XD

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Truth Of The Unforgotten Past: Chapter 13 The Last Wish

posted by MadagascarGirl

The evil dolphin with a robotic eye was standing on his segway and smiling evilly. Everybody sent him a cold glances.
"Oh, why are wewe so sad? Do wewe want to see your friends?" Blowhole asked. The lobsters showed them Ally’s and Ben's bodies laying on the floor. They can't look at them "But don't worry, soon you'll be together again, maybe somewhere there au maybe somewhere there" he alisema and pointed up and down. But they stayed quiet "No answer? wewe make me sad. It's not good for you!" he showed them his machine, it looked like a big torture machine, but in fact it was something else…
"Only...

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Finding the Light preview

posted by peacebaby7

Kowalski stormed into his lab. Skipper walked up to Private. "Just let him cool off. He's wouldn't hold a grudge on this for too long. How about we go for snow cones?" Private smiled. "Can I bring one for Kowalski? wewe know...as a sorry?" Private asked his commanding officer. Skipper patted his back. "Sure." Rico, Skipper, and Private then left the lab for snow cones. They didn't even notice the intense purple glow coming from under the lab door as the left.

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Private went to Kowalski's lab, snow cone in hand, and knocked. There was no reply. He spoke as he opened...

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Crossroads: Part 14

posted by Skiparah

Me and Hans raced out of the prison like a blur. I don't think the gaurds even knew what was going on until maybe several scoches later. Then the alarm started blaring. I looked over my shoulder to see gaurds numbered kwa the dozen running after us. Hans was flying level with the ground beside me as I slid down the hallway. Suddenly he made a sharp right turn. I skidded to a halt and looked down the corridor after Hans. It was a dead end all but a small window at the juu of the stone wall. "What are wewe DOING?!?" I shouted. "Come ON Alex!" Hans snapped. I was stunned for a momment. No insult?...

Look Out, New York ch 1-Blam!

posted by queenpalm

Skipper's point of view:

Johnson ran in from the metal door. He was carrying a device that looked much like the Stopwatch Kowalski had once made.
"Hey, look what I found!" he said.
"My Stopwatch!" Kowalski cried. "Where did wewe find that?!"
"It is not your Stopwatch thingy-ma-jiggy," Johnson said. "I found it in my box of things I got from Blowhole."
"Blowhole, Shmohole. It is my Stopwatch!" Kowalski cried. "You don't even have a Blowhole box, do you?"
"He does too!" Ivy said. "He showed me it!"
"Hey, everyone!" I cried. "Stop arguing unless wewe want a samaki slap!"
Everybody stopped. Then, Kowalski...

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Crossroads: Part 10

posted by Skiparah

I shut my eyes, expecting death, only to hear the sounds of men shouting and feet rushing into the room. Guns clanked and a familiar voice shouted, "Captain Blowhole, you're under arrest!" I lifted my head. The blurry image of Leeland wafted from double leelands to just one, then back again. Leeland was alive! I wanted to spring up and fight at his side, but I could hardly move. I was too shaken. Suddenly a flipper grabbed my own and pulled me up to my feet. He threw my flipper over his shoulders to keep me from collapsing to the floor again. I looked over to see who it was, "Hans!" I exclaimed,...

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Crossroads: Part 7

posted by Skiparah

After Hanna died my life went into a tailspin. I Lost my focus on the war. I no longer felt a thrill au a longing to be on the battlefeild. Life had Lost meaning. I fought blindly in every battle. I didn't care whether I was killed au not. That was my downfall. One battle in particular was extra hard and an uphill climb, facing our enemy. If wewe remember, there had been tension between Captain Blowhole and my father. Now that General Fahlcon was out of the way, / posed as a threat to Blowhole's superior title. I was a sitting bata in my condition. The heat of the battlefeild wore down on me...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 9

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

*Kowalski & Rico woke up in the middle of the inayofuata day*

Kowalski: *stomach rumbles* "Ugh. I'm soooo hungry..."

Rico: "Me too. C'mon. We should get moving."

*Kowalski & Rico begin waddling*

2 Hours Later...

Kowalski: *begins slowing down* "Hey...Rico..."

Rico: "Sup?"

Kowalski: "I know this place..."

Rico: *looks around* "Hey, me too."

Kowalski: "Is this...No...It couldn't be..."

Rico: "What?"

Kowalski: "I think this is our home...I think we made it back to where we live while it's not feeding season..."

Rico: "Hey, ya know...You're right..."

Kowalski: "That means...Rico! Are wewe thinking...

Skipper's secret mission

posted by ricoiswsome

Chapter 1: Betrayed kwa a friend.
It was just an normal siku in New York that'll turn for the worst.
Skipper: What?. . . Bounty hunter help, no I will not go on this mission. . . I have to. . . With Marlene?. . . Yes sir right away.
Private: What is it Skipper?
Skipper: Sorry Private, that's classified.

In Marlene's habitat. . .
Skipper: Marlene, I need wewe to ome with me on a mission.
Marlene: Ok, I'll do it.

Later in the air port. . .
Skipper: Where is that bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter: Are wewe Skipper?
Skipper: Yes.
Bounty hunter: Come with me.
Later. . .
Bounty hunter: So I see wewe accepted the mission,...

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The Black Death (Preview)

posted by legendary7

All the penguins stepped into the car karakana and loaded up. Rico sat in the front with Kowalski and the others were in the back, seperated kwa luggage. A few dakika later, and they were on their way. None of them knew,that for some, that would be the last they ever saw of their beloved home.
The road was long and dim. Not only that, but it was treacherous and slick, as well. Up ahead a sign wrote: TURN LEFT but "left" was crossed out and under it spelled "right". Rico made the turn, but Kowalski disagreed with his desicion. "Rico, I am pretty sure wewe were supposed to make a left." Kowalski...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 19: Epilogue

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 19: Epilogue
It was time for a celebration. Pat would start off the party. (We are the Champions kwa Queen)
I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
wewe brought me fame and fortune
and everything that goes with it
I thank wewe all

But...

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The Arena of Death Chapter 4

posted by legendary7

Private's point of view:
I dashed to the hole, fighting the crowd, with their shoves and elbows. I immediately got on my tippy-toes and watched through the blemish. I told myself no matter who he was going against, I'd cheer for my dad. Then, his challenger, waddled out. At first, I thought I was imagining it. It couldn't be, It just couldn't. He was dead, but I was proven wrong when Skipper turned to look at me. He hastefully turned his head, and met my dad. His sorrowful eyes met mine again. I then heard the shot ring out. They both paused, Skipper closed his eyes as if in pain. Finally, he...

Survival chapter 2

posted by kivamarie

I woke up the inayofuata mourning knowing that it is time to find chakula and water if I'm going to survive.

Me: (wakes up) boy i slept like a rock last night (checks on the fire) yep the moto is still there so it's time for me to look for chakula and water. chakula and water will give me energy to survive and to stay alive.

so I started to crawl with one leg to look for chakula and water. just when i was about to give up i saw food. it was a mango.

Me: (gasp) a maembe, embe it's perfect and it's salama for me to eat.

so after i grab the maembe, embe I ate the mango. after i ate the maembe, embe i crawl with one leg to look for water....

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 5

posted by mostar1219

In the "MAD" universe
Jack: Those penguins are right in front of us!!!
Ramsay: Don't worry, didn't wewe say that wewe can pull your head off and shoot moto out of your eyes?
Jack: Yea.
Ramsay: Well, THROW YOUR HEAD AT THEM, SKELETON MAN!!! (Jack throws his head attempting to hit the penguins)
S: Rico, deploy Jackie Robinson pitcher mode! (Rico catches the head and throws it and it hits Team Johnny Test)
Susan: I'll press the net button. (presses a button and a net appears and catches Jack's head)
Johnny: Impressive. (everyone rides on the back of Clifford the Big Red Dog and go through the portal to...

the lucky coin. chapter 1: the legendary treasure

posted by andresandru

Skipper and the other penguins were digging and digging and....digging? ok. They didn't seem to have enough escape tunels, they were finishing number 31.

"this is PARANOIC MADNESS!" Private shouted, as he dug deeper and deeper, but, suddent ly he felt a click, he strted digging in other directions, until every single place mad the noise click.

He started waving the dust with his hands, and eventualy, a scream came out

"AHHHHHH!!!" Skipper heard the scream

"come boys!" he and everyone went as fast as they could. Once there, they saw that Private was right beside a skeleton.

"wait!" Kowalski took...

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Shining PoM (Parody) Chapter: 1

posted by legendary7

It was a frozen Central Park winter morning. All the penguins had just woke up from their night snooze. Every penguin, auk except Kowalski had just awakened. Kowalski had been up all night in his lab creating his latest invention.
S: "Up and at 'em, boys!"
P: "Good morning, Skippah! Where's Kowalski?"
Skipper shrugged
S: "He's probably still in his lab. Kowalski?!"
Kowalski exhaustedly strode out of his lab.
K: "I'm finished! Well almost anyway."
S: "What do wewe mean 'almost'?"
K: "The one chemical I need is only found in the forest's leaves around a vacant hotel upstate."
S: "Splendid! And you're suggesting...

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The Little Door Part 1

posted by Saracuda

"2:30." Liberty thought to herself. He should BE here kwa now! She looked nervously over her shoulder. Liberty was a young lioness. She'd recently moved to New York city from her quiet nyumbani in Africa. Her sisters and one brother had all been taken to separate zoos. She'd been sent to Central Park Zoo. She was so lonely. So cold. Then she met a lively bunch of commando penguins.
She couldn't help but smile as she thought of how they'd first met. It had been raining. Liberty was moping around looking for anyone familiar. Suddenly a small penguin, auk had dropped out of the trees and landed on her. He...

What happend in our past...But you'r a girl!!! Chapter 3

posted by SkippX101

*Please note i will add a pic of Starlite in the last Chapter :D*

All 4 penguins and Marlene were staring at the sleeping female...She was inaonyesha her back to them, her back rising and falling as she breathed. She used her bag as a pillow. Obviously to protect it, not for comfort."May i just ask again...How can wewe guess a girls name right? Especially a unique name like...Starlantern?" Marlene looked at Skipper."i can honestly say i have and still have no idea how i just guessed her name right Marlene. It shall always remain a mystery, and her name is Starlite Marlene." Skipper shrugged as he...

The Penguins of Reality TV Part 6 (Finale)

posted by RockOnPoM

Skipper: What are wewe talking about?! We helped you!
George: wewe have no proof.
Gravin: Actually, if wewe haven't noticed, this is a Reality TV Show. Cameras are hidden everywhere.
*a video shows Team PoM helping George*
Gravin: Okay now i'm just confused.
George: Whoa.... that's um.... odd.....?
Skipper: Wait a minute..... someone paid wewe didn't they?
George: H-How'd wewe know?
Private: Wow Skipper, wewe truley are amazing at those type of things.
Kowalski: Alright listen George, who paid wewe to try and frame us?
George: If I say will I get in trouble?
Rico: Uh... nope?
George: It was the dog!
Skipper: I...

Appearance Change (a POM fanfic)

posted by mostar1219

The penguins were playing cards and I come in excited.
Me: Guys, you're not going to believe this!
S: You're finally going to seem human?
Me: What? No! Remember that kid wewe guys thought was a spy?
K: Yea, I remember that kid. Nosy fella.
Me: Yea, just like a little pest I know, but that's beside the point. Guess who's going to perform at that kid's school?
P: The Lunicorns?
Me: wewe wish, Private. And for the correct answer, Angela Bult!
K: Wow, congradulations. Let's hope that kid doesn't get all nosy.
Me: Yea, well, I better go get my wig and outfit ready. Wish me luck. (I leave)
S: Guess the coast...

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The Memory of the Blue-Eyed Matador

posted by LtKowalski

THE MEMORY OF THE BLUE EYED MATADOR
    Remember in the episode 'Sting Operation' I had accidentally taken some of Rico's memories? They're all utterly horrible, and not very advisable to tell except for one thought.
    It was actually a memory of Rico's adventures before he meets the team. And I am going to reveal it to you, with his permission of course.
    Rico just woke up in the middle of the night to find himself lying on a side of a dusty street. From the looks of the place, it must be night time Spain, Mexico au Portugal. His...