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posted by skipperfan5431
THE inayofuata MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Alright boys! Today were gonna do some hand to hand combat for the morning exersices!" Skipper commanded, looking over his shoulder to make sure Roy was pleased. Lilly, Kowalski, Rico, and Private cheered happily. They loved a little hand to hand combat. "So, ready to get whooped Skipper?" Kowalski asked, striking a battle pose. Skipper looked at Kowalski and gave him a weird look. "Uh, wewe boys won't be fighting ME........your fighting Roy...heh." The team looked up at the tall buff penguin, auk as he flexed his HUGE penguin, auk muscles. "So....who's first?" Ofcourse, everyone looked directly at Lilly. She really wanted to, but Skipper said: "Sorry boys, team members only!" This ofcourse infuriated Lilly. Skipper promised he would tell Roy the truth about Lilly, but he didn't stick to his word. "IM FIGHTING!" Lilly declared as she grabbed a fighting stick. Roy looked down at Lilly and laughed. "Haha! A cleaning lady? Fighting ME? Im gonna break wewe like a pretty little toothpick miss!" Roy took a step twoards Lilly, trying to intimidate her, but she stood her ground. "BRING IT ON GRANDPA!" Lilly shouted as she struck a battle pose. "Lilly!" Skipper tried to stop the squabble, but it was too late. Lilly pounced at Roy, swinging the stick at the back of his neck. The blow knocked Roy to the floor. "You pack quite a ngumi, punch little lady. HIYA!" Roy swing his stick at Lilly's feet, knowcking her on her back. Then he sat ontop of her and punched her repeatedly in the face. "NOOO!!" Skipper cried. He tried to pull off his dad, but Roy just slapped him aside. Lilly's facce was completely busted up when Roy finished beating her up. D:!!!!!"Don't fool yourself dollface. wewe aint tough." He then kicked Lilly in the side and waddled twoards the guys. "ARE wewe INSANE!! wewe JUST KILLED SKIPPA'S GIRLFRIEND!" Private screeched at the juu of his lungs. Roy's eyes bulged as he looked back at Skipper, who was siting inayofuata to Lilly. She wasn't moving. He then waddled up to Skipper and put his flipper on his shoulder. "Skipper....im sorry....I didn't mean to..." Roy put his face in his flippers and began to cry. So did Skipper. Suddenly, Lilly opened her eyes and stood up. Her face was bloody and bruised. When she got on her feet she wabbled alittle. "So, now ya know........."before she could finish, she collapsed into Kowalski's flippers. "Kowalski. Take Lilly to the infirmary, STAT!" Skipper ordered. Kowalski did so without hesitation. Skipper then turned at his father and glared. " Get out......."He whispered. Roy tried to speak, but Skipper cut him off. " GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK!"
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THE inayofuata DAY!!!!!!!
Lilly was asleep in the HQ while the guys were getting rid of Roy. All of his things were shoved in a large cardboard box. "I know your upset, but I can't help myself when I get into kill mode.....I didn't kill her though. Right?" They were not amused. They shoved Roy into the crate and closed the lid. There was some shuffling and then Roy let out a large cry. "Son....SON! There's someone in here!!!!!!" Then the voice of a cute little female penguin, auk was heard. "HA! Finally! Eat BB's wewe big jerk!!" Then, the female opened moto on Roy while inside the crate. Once the barrage was over, Kowalski opened the crate and let the little female out. "Thanks Jazzy!" He cheered as gave her a hi-5. "Don't mention it Kowalski...all in a day's work. Im gonna go visit Lilly! See ya!" Then Jazzy Skipped away twoards the HQ. Private, Skipper, and Rico looked at Kowalski oddly. "Uh...who was--"---"Sorry Skipper. Classified." Kowalski winked and walked away.

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Source: me au the camera guy
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Skipper and the others were getting weaker and weaker kwa the minute, they knew if they even stopped for one minute, they wouldn't songesha on, it felt like they've been in there for weeks, they were all starving, and thirsty, skipper wanted to ask private why he smelled like pee, but he felt as if private was trying to hide the smell, he didn't want to talk about it.

Rico: ugh! Well never find her body!

Marlene: don't give up! We're so close! She's got to be around here somewhere...

Julien: maybe we should just give up....well never get out of here...

Skipper turned around and grabbed julien

Skipper:...
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posted by peacebaby7
Author's Note: The following are short little short stories—or skits—that I've come up with. They're just small ideas that I've had in my head but don't know what to do with. I hope wewe enjoy them and I hope I succeed in making wewe laugh. Any title with a Roman numeral in brackets inayofuata to it has an skit note associated with it, which will be displayed at the end of the article. I hope to do zaidi things like this in the future.

1) Cloning Crisis [1]

    During a quiet morning, the penguins were in the HQ relaxing. Skipper had just brewed a cup of coffee and added his choice...
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Skipper wasn't about to let Private go, and they both knew it. "Sorry, Private I just don't think you're ready to have a solo mission yet." Skipper sighed. "Why not?" Private pestered. "Number one, you're too young, and number two, wewe don't have enogh experience!" Skipper retorted. "Wait, wewe were the one who alisema I was exendable. Why do wewe care?!" Private shouted offended. "Private, I do care. I just don't think this is the best idea." Skipper alisema calmly. "I think my uncle Nigel knows what he's doing! [i]"More than wewe do, anyway."[i] Private remarked.
"What?" Skipper frustratedly bellowed....
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posted by Saori14
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Go to this address if wewe want to request a FanFiction from me. Now, onto the actual FanFiction:

Note - MY FIRST REQUEST :))))) I’m sorry, but I HAD to put a little Skilene in and some Pripper in the sense of father and son relationship. I'll think of a proper title at the end. M rated, so if wewe don't like lemons click away au don't read that bit. If you're not happy, Mostar1219, just tell me and I'll edit.

Chapter 1
Kowalski fidgeted as he looked around. Reporters and security were running around everywhere and he felt very uneasy just sitting there on a bench with his team. Apparently...
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Prisoner Escaped: Take 1

*Blowhole enters laughing with lobster, kamba minion throwing samaki in his mouth*

Julien: *hangs on the bottom of the cage laughing* "Question...Why are we laughing?"

Blowhole: "Question! How did the prisoner escape?!"

Julien: "The prisoner escaped!? Is he dangerous?!"

Blowhole: "No...And apparently he isn't very bright..."

Julien: "Oh...I know the type...So let's talk!" *steps on buttons on Blowhole's segway type vehicle, which causes it to lurch forward*

Julien: *flung into Blowhole's face, but slips off & goes over his head* "AAAAAAAAH--OOMPH!
...
Oh, that smarts!"

Blowhole: Maybe...
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Dreaming in Black ‘N’ White

Chapter 4 – Dance the Night Away

    Back inside the base of the penguin, auk HQ, Kowalski showed off yet another new invention of us to the others, including Marlene. “Behold! My Dancinator 5000!” he boomed, “Just one little, tiny shock from this kofia, chapeo will guarantee wewe to dance at your wildest!” Private smiled. “This is perfect for you, Skipper. Now wewe can dance with your tarehe the way you’re-” “Whoa, whoa!” Skipper interrupted, “I don’t need that silly kofia, chapeo to be put on my head. I have all I need right here. Besides,...
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Later that night, Private snuck out once again. Private knew it would be risky with the other wolf, but he had to see Skipper.

Private was about to leave the H.Q. when Kowalski noticed it and grasped Private's flipper.
K: "Where do wewe think you're going?"
P: "Um, to see Skipper..."
K: "Private, how many times do I have to tell wewe that Skipper's gone. You're going to get yourself killed if wewe go out there!"
Tears drizzled down Kowalski's cheeks.
P: "If wewe don't believe me. I'll proove it to you! Come with me!"
K: "Come on, Rico!"
They waddled out to the park at the area that divided the park from...
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"Don't do it Private! Please spare him!" Kowalski cried, tears pouring down his cheeks. The flames reflected off the sweat on his face. "i'm sorry Kowalski. This has to end." Private held up a knife, Skipper was flat on the ground...On the other end of the Knife's point...

*Earlier that week*

"YAWN, ah... Another blissful day...UP AND ADAM BOYS!!!!!" Skipper yelled. They all sprang up, except for Starlite, she fell out of her hammock and flat on her face. "Do wewe always have to start off my siku with a heart-attack? My alarm was less annoying, and it was a person shouting "WAKE UP!! WAKE UP!"...
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When the penguins reached the H.Q. no one could sleep au even have conversation. Something changed the youngest penguin, auk that night. Like a flame of fury and rage burning in his heart. Private yourned for one thing almost zaidi than anything else. Revenge. Like in the story.
P: "Kowalski, I'm going to get revenge on that wolf!"
R: "Yeah!"
K: "No, revenge won't bring Skipper back! It's just zaidi violence."
Their words cut through the silent air like a blunt blade.

The inayofuata siku passed with their last real discussion the one the evening before about gettin revenge. It was midnight when Rico, the last...
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The penguins exstaticly waddled out of the zoo under the luminous moonlit sky. That night they were going camping in the wooded part of the park. But as they got closer to the shadowy forest. A misgiving feeling arose in each one of the penguins.
P: "Skipper, I think it would be best if we went back. Don't wewe think?"
S: "Why? Don't tell me your intimadated, Private."
They all sat around a roaring campfire. Rico spit up a bag at its capacity in marshmallows.
S: "Smores anyone?"
R: "Smores!"
Rico spit up four sticks, and soon the penguins were roasting their marshmallows.
S: "How about some campfire...
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Ch. 2

I looked around to see Skipper, Private, and Rico rushing out to see what had caused the explosion. I went after them as fast as I could.
Dark smoke clouds hurled themselves toward the sky on the oposite side of the zoo. Skipper rushed toward them with Private and Rico close behind. I went after them. Soon Skipper came to a stop, as did us other three. Just around the corner of the ukuta we were inayofuata to was the sorce of the smoke.
Skipper turned to look at me, "You stay here and out of sight. Leave this to the profesionals." he then signaled Private and Rico to fallow him before going...
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Arch Enemy: While testing Kowalski's newest invention, the "Nexto-Skeleton," Dale the konokono approaches the Penguins, seeking revenge against Private for crushing him. That accusation is only reinforced kwa Private accidentally crushing Dale at every chance he gets to apologize, and kwa King Julien, who vilified Private in front of all of the zoo animals. Who really crushed Dale? And can Private clear his name?

The Big S.T.A.N.K.: Rico and Skipper accidentally reactivate the S.T.A.N.K. (Super Toxic Aromatically Noxious Kaboom-boom) Project, a stink bomb disguised as a toilet designed to trap Dr....
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Penguins of Madagascar

“So this is Sunlight Metropolis …” Kowalski looks at the brochure in front of him and see’s a bright happy city. The city didn’t live up to its expectations.

The city was very gloomy. All of its tall buildings were dark and mysterious; it gave off this eerie vibe. The absolute silence didn't help either. The plaza, were the penguins stood, was void of all life. The only thing there was an inn, an item shop, and large bronze doors leading to different districts to the town. The lights of the buildings were off. In the middle of the plaza, a large kisima, chemchemi stood...
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posted by JediPenguin16
This is set a few weeks after the prolouge.
Chapter One: And keep your enemies closer...
4:45
The Penguins were employing adorbable hi-jinks. The people were loving it, and samaki rained down from the sky. But soon, the crowd dispered.
5:00
Alice had locked up, the only lights left were from the setting sun.
" Ah, closing time. Good job today men!" Skipper alisema as he waved to the last of the zoo-goers.
" Yes, we produced a plethera of petrifyingly collasal cuteness." Kowalksi announced as he worked on his abacus. " In fact, I would say that it was over..." He gasped. " Nine thousand!"
" What, nine-thousand!"...
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posted by JediPenguin16
Contains 1 OC-but this story is about Dr. Blowhole. And the Penguins. And the Zoo. And Love, good, evil. Pirates. Lobsters....Look, this orodha will go on forever, so I'm just going to get started.
Well, after Dr. B got defeated, things went a little crazy. The push of a button can change one life drastically.

Prolouge:

The last thing he could remember was a clown spewing purple light into his face.
Then, confused voices. Somethign about a "transfigurator" and " why would he keep that in there?"
In fact, these were his only memories. Slowly his dark brown eye opened. White. White walls, bedsheets,...
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posted by Whitesnowman
hujambo guys we need to talk and wewe BETTER pay attention ! Ok? Ok! Well I'm leaving fanpop and I want to apologize for all I've done ever since I made this STUPID account ! It was a very bad idea .Listen im truely sorry about all the mean stuff I alisema to wewe . Truly from the bottom of my soulless moyo :( . I'm leaving so I won't Hurt your guys feelings anymore than I already have :( I'll leave in a few days to say goodbye . The only reason I alisema all that stiff is because my parents are divorcing and I'm so mad I cant control it and took it out on wewe guys .im so sorry . Well I'm closing this entry .Goodbye
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Skipper
Kowalski
Rico
Private
Rebekah (OC, sorry, I wrote this a while back and didn't want to change it)

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Rebekah: Hey, Skipper! There is this awesome new Chinese restaurant that I think wewe should try sometime!
Skipper: Oh really?
Rebekah: Yeah! Here's the phone number for it.
*Rebekah hands Skipper a slip of paper with a phone number on it*
—Later—
*Skipper dials the number*
Lady: Chinese fooood. May I help you?
Skipper: Yeah, I'd like to place an order.
Lady: How much wewe like?
Skipper: Yeah, I'd like, uh, four orders of garlic fish.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: And then four orders of white...
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