Penguins of Madagascar Article: Ruthless's ringtones for the penguins.

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posted by kowalskiro

Author's note: yeah. My OC Ruthless has an iPhone. Anyway, no stealz, no sue, and ENJOYZ!!!

Ringtone short #1: Skipper
Ruthless: hujambo guys, have wewe seen my iPhone?
Private: not that I know of Ruthless.
Ruthless: ok. I got it! Skipper call me.
Skipper: sure. (calls Ruthless's phone)
iPhone: (says Skipper on it and plays "Jaws" theme)
K/R/P/S: (stares at Ruthless)
Ruthless: what?
*CUT*

Ringtone short #2: Kowalski
Skipper: commence operation: Call Me! Kowalski your first!
Kowalski: alright skipper, calling Ruthless.
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Kowalski on it and plays "Get Smart" theme)
Ruthless: do I even have to answer that?
*CUT*

Ringtone short #3: Rico
Skipper: where the Duce is Rico?!
Kowalski: I have nooooo idea.
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Rico on it and plays the song "Dynamite")
Ruthless: what ya know, he's callin' me now.
Private: that's your Ringtone for him?
Skipper: (faceplam)
*CUT*

Ringtone short #4: Private
Ruthless: I can't believe I Lost my phone again!!! Private call me.
Private: okay. (calls phone)
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Private on it and has a pic of him dancing while playing the song "Just Dance")
Private: oh dear.
Skipper: Ruthless... What am I going to do with you?
Author's note: maybe zaidi later. I'm really board right now. Yeah. Have fun with this and don't forget to leave a comment! Bye!

CarlosPenaLove, carsfan and 4 others like this

pomfan2 It'z AWESOME! and really funny XD i 'loled' thru the whole thing! plus i was just watching a video of Ko on utube with the 'get smart' theme...interesting XDD

kowalskiro ^ thanks buddy. Sometimes I think my ideas are crazy.

Hijinata lol those songs are perfeect for them XD

kowalskiro ^ thanks!

candlefairy_13 OMIGOSH! That was so funny! XD Skipper! The "Jaws" theme! And I love Private's expression: O_O Oh dear. Classic! XD

kowalskiro Awww! Thanks guys! I CAN WRIGHT FUNNY STUFF!!!!!! YEAHS!!!!! :D you guys made me very happy today. Basiclly the "Jaws" theme is what Ruthless hears in her head every time Skipper walks in a room. ;)

kowalskiro I'VE COME UP WITH A OCxCharacter LOVE THINGIE!!!! It's called Ruco. Guess who it is. ;)

Icicle1penguin The first one I found incredibly funny! XD

kowalskiro Thanks icicle!

KowalSkip9 I can't think of the Jaws theme without also thinking of a scene in Back to the Future 2. ^^ (Me and my movies -_-) I thought that was really funny! Of course Rico's would be Dynamite. Heheh

kowalskiro I'm still thanking everybody!!!! You too up there! ^^

mixmaster15 LOL XD Nice Job! XD

kowalskiro THANKS!!!!!

kowalskiro Yes, I'm sayin' thanks ta everybody!

egel_0507 Love it! XD

kowalskiro Thanks!!!

quasomeness Quasome ringtones! For Julien, it should be Trololol.

kowalskiro ^ thanks! I was thinking about Julien's. The first thing that came to my head was(of course) I like to move it.

EppofangirlXD LOL. wth?

kowalskiro ^ what do you mean by 'wth'?

carsfan XD so funny! XD I love it!

carsfan But for Kowalski`s rigntone, I was thinking more of the song "I am a scientist". but great job any way! XD Heres the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOb8f7sMcvk XD

kowalskiro ^ thanks! I can't watch the video now but later.

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posted by Kowalski355

~finally, hah!!~
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s: Hanz!

H: Skipper…… Well so nice to see wewe again..

A: Hanz? What are wewe doing here?

H: Ally? My old partner in crime?!

S: What? * Looks at Ally* Partner in what?

A:I, Uh.. It goes a LONG way back. wewe wouldn’t know of it.

Elizabeth: Mommy?

A: Elizabeth, Mommy isn’t here right now.

E: MOMMY!

S: Okay this is getting SO confusing!

K: Tell me about it..

A: Oh guys, stop your whining and help me!

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posted by Kowalski355

Skipper: Kowalski? wewe ok?

Kowalski: *opens eyes * Uhh… *stands up* what?

Private: Are wewe ok?

Kowalski: Uhh…. What happened?

Skipper: Oh, wewe were experimenting on Ally and….. wewe kinda blew Ally and yourself up and wewe both knocked out, but she woke up before you.

Ally: yeah, why’d wewe even do that? I mean, really, a super-ray gun that makes people switch feelings….. That already happens in real life!

Kowalski: well, sorry, im not the one that got knocked out!

Private: actually. She and wewe both got knocked…

Kowalski -_- never mind……

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