Penguins of Madagascar Article: I Wanna Control You(?) Lyrics!!!

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posted by KowalSkip9

I Wanna Control wewe - Neil Patrick Harris, A.K.A Dr Blowhole

Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't wewe listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO

In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed kwa ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED

Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make wewe mine

I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope wewe shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me

A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony

Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC

I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me
Wooooooh!

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If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if wewe spot anything wewe know is a mistake.

Kinomiya, peacebaby7 and 5 others like this

karenkook You forgot the "are" after geniuses. Instead of "motion" it's "ocean" "a full" is "wonderful" "A metorpolitan N.Y.C" is "Of metropolitan N.Y.C" Lastly, "motion" is again "ocean" I was singing this just before I saw this article. O_o

kowalskiro Blowhole you have the voice of an ANGEL.

Bluekait I love you blowhole

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OWW!!!!!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: I was a penguin, auk Zombie

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wewe got Candy stuck in your blowhole!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge

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BAck of PoM cheerio's box

added by JediPenguin16

Source: me

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Surfing!

added by PenguinXXX

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Watch that crab, Kowalski!

added by PenguinXXX

A Teeny, Tiny Disaster (Sneek Peek Preview)(A POMfan17286 Fanfiction)

posted by Skipperlovah258

Preview of Upcoming Chapter 22:

“Hurry! It’s closing!” yelled Private, the strain ringing clearly from his voice. He grunted, straining his flipper muscles as he tried his best to keep the slowly closing tomb open for the Doberman army’s entrapment. Whatever was going on with the sarcophagus; it was really putting up a fight.

The ancient carvings on the coffin’s doors glowed once more; only this time, a bright, neon blue. The beams of topaz radiance streamed outward in various directions, stretching all the way to the cave entrance; where some of the rays bounced gracefully off the...

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Tales from the Madagascar- The Chicken Who Brought the Mangoes

posted by KingJulienXIII

One day, a long long time ago, there was a great king. His name was King Julien. Not ME King Julien, a different one. Eh, I think he was my... great great great great great great greatr grandfather. Wait, was that too many greats? I think it was... nevermind. This King Julien was King Julien the Fifth, au King Julien V in fancy talk. He was not as great as me, but he came pretty close! He ruled over his kingdom with justice, and most of all, courage.
Everything was fantabulous, and the harvest was full of the bounties, so all of the lemurs decided to have a party. But this was not the usual...

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Where I Belong Chapter 4: An Unexpected Uproar In The Colony

posted by legendary7

Damion's eyes were as wide as his jaw that had dropped in terror. His tight gripp loosened until Private fell to the icy ground.
D: "Dad! Dad!"
Damion fled like a coward, but Private couldn't blame him. Jeff raced up and they both ran for their lives.
A: "Private, are wewe okay?!"
She pushed through the paniced crowd to Private, but she still couldn't reach him. All she could do was watch in terror as he laid on the ground getting trampled kwa the absentminded, frightened crowd.
S: "Private?! Private?!"
Private got on his flippers, but struggled to get to his feet. Then he heard her angelic voice,...

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Shining PoM (Parody) Chapter: 2

posted by legendary7

Kowalski paid no attention to the others.
S: "Kowalski, are wewe okay, soldier?"
K: "Oh, of course, Skipper, because everybody loves having their plans demolished!"
Usually Skipper would have punished Kowalski for this untypical outburst, but he took pity on the fatigued penguin.
P: "Well, we could do something together inside. Maybe, cards or-"
K: "No! Leave me to my work!"
P: "But it won't be any fun without you, Kowalski."
Kowalski frustratedly gathered his stuff and stormed out. Private looked at Skipper sadly.
R: "Whao!"
S: "Don't worry, Private wewe did nothing wrong."
R: "hggstgsgysdd safgys dgyah?"...

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The Private Who Cried mbwa mwitu Chapter 5

posted by legendary7

Eventually the sun went down, but Skipper and Private were still asleep. It wasn't long after that when Skipper woke.
S: "Private?"
Private suddenly awoke and yawned.
S: "Private, wewe need to go."
P: "Why? wewe won't hurt me."
S: "I think wewe should stay away from me ... just until Kowalski comes up with a cure."
P: "Skipper, I can't .."
S: "We don't have a choice."
P: "Yes, we do."
S: "What do wewe mean?"
P: "Skipper, bite me."
S: "No, Private. wewe need to go. It's clear I've done enough kwa putting those thoughts in your head."
P: "But wewe didn't!"
S: "Then who did?"
P: "I had a dream it happened."
Skipper...

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Breaking The Curse: Chapter 1 (WARNING! Skilene :D)

posted by WolfHeart23

This is a story about Marlene's wild side... And how she gets it cured. (My first Fanfic)
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-Marlene's point of view-

Here I am... Sitting in my habitat. Heh. zaidi like a cave, au a prison... It gets lonely around here, especially at night. That's when I get the urge to go take a walk in Central Park, maybe with a friend... But I can't. It's too much for me to handle. All the freedom is so intense, it scares me. I freak out... And turn into a crazy, foaming, psychopath. And when I'm like that, I don't think. I'm just like...

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Johnathon Nguyen's Review for "When the Chips are Down" and "Operation: Good Deed"

posted by karenkook

Operation: Good Deed - After seeing a kid perform a good deed (and preaching about it to an annoyed Alice), the Penguins are inspired to do good deeds themselves with the other zoo animals. In order to do that good deed, they must take part in a series of trades with the zoo animals, thanks to King Julien. Even if they are successful, does that mean that they are done performing good deeds for the day?

When the Chips Are Down - Mort wants his Cheesy-Bits! Even if it means trapping Private in the vending machine with him. After an almost-thorough tafuta of the zoo turns up nothing, King Julien...

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Marlene - Sweet Dreams (Lyrics)

posted by NYCPenguins

Marlene's Sweet Dreams...

It's Beyonce's single 'Sweet Dreams', but in Marlene's Version. Marlene secretly 'Likes' Skipper, and sees him in her dreams! Here's the lyrics!

Marlene:
Every night I rush to my bed,
With hopes that maybe I'll get a chance to see wewe when I close my eyes.
I'm going outta my head.
Lost in a Fairy tale.
Can wewe hold my paws and be my guide?
Clouds filled with stars cover your skies.
And I hope it rains.
You're the perfect lullaby!
What kind of dream is this?

You can be a Sweet Dream, au a Beautiful Nightmare!
Either way I, don't wanna wake up from you.
(Turn the lights on!)
Sweet Dream, au a Beautiful Nightmare!...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Who’s Private?’ Part 2/3

posted by NYCPenguins

"Who's Private?" He asks, still confused...

Alice snatches him from the doctor and takes him back to the Penguins’ Habitat. Private becomes confused kwa the surroundings. Where was he? What is he doing here?...

Private: [Confused] "Where am I?"
Skipper: [Happy] "Welcome back, young Private!"
Private: "What?"
Kowalski: "We were so worried…"
Rico: "Im maka cake ('I made a cake')!"
Private: "Worried about what?"
Skipper: "Aren’t wewe hurt, soldier?"
Private: "Hurt?" [Tries to walk] "Ow!"
Skipper: "Rico! Give him some Walking sticks!"
Rico: "Idunnohave! ('I don’t have')!"
Skipper: "Kowalski?"

Kowalski takes out two Crutches out of his lab and...

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Black Dahlia-Hollywood Undead (PoM version) with Story!

posted by fox_tamer_113

I have writer's block everybody! For many reasons actually...

First... I'm tired from everyday swimming practice, then my cat died, then my aunt and Grandmother are visiting us and then this song is STUCK INSIDE MY HEAD!

So... I made this to clear some of my writer's block...

Sorry to those who are waiting for the inayofuata chapter of 'Dimensional Penguins', but I just can't write ANYTHING! D:<

Heres the link to the song:
link

Anyways, here is the song w/ a story! :D

=^_^=
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Skipper and Julien both dated Marlene, they loved her so much they were willing...

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Skipper's Sick Nurses Chapter 3

posted by Sandrei

CHAPTER THREE: Lemurs for the rescue

Skipper heard his comrade’s voices echoing behind the wall. All foursome were sitting in Kowalski’s lab, discussing over some medicine stuffs. He felt thirsty, terribly thirsty. And the only thing he could concentrate his thoughts on was a hot cup of his inayopendelewa catfish flavored coffee.
He rolled over in his kitanda and glanced at the table. It was about three meters away from his bunk. Although he felt terribly dizzy and weak he decided to try. He collected his strength, scrambled out of the kitanda and made few wobbly steps forwards.
He was on his halfway towards...

Private, the Private.

posted by SJ_waddles

Okay, on as much as I know about Private (barely)I know he has a father named Sam samaki (read it and weep, actually, don't weep.. But on my Operation penguin, auk Game, Private mentions "My father Sam Fish" soo yea XD) So please enjoy my fanfic! :D (I PUT SWEAT AND BLOOD INTO THIS!! Wait, no that was matunda punch..)
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November 20th, 1995.

Skipper, a penguin, auk marched back and forth. Thinking worriedly and rapidly.
"Alright men. The Major General is coming.. I don't know why.. But.." Skipper went back into is thoughts.
Rico, the youngest penguin, auk kwa two years...

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Rejection (Kowalski/Rico Pairing)

posted by skipperluvs

Note: This is my first Koico, Rowalski, Kico...whatever you'd like to call it. It is in Rico's point of view.

I watched him as he sat there, lonely as always. He never really seemed to care whether he had such company au not. Very careless indeed. I enjoyed to have him around all the time, he was a like a best friend to me...but there were times that I doubted our friendship. I didn't think that he didn't like me au something around that area, I just sometimes felt really close to him. Too close, I believe. Almost like brothers. Sometimes I felt even closer than that. I always wondered how...

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A doll can't love: Chapter 7

posted by skipperluvs

Chapter 7

Rico’s eyes scrolled over the room, searching for the items that would be necessary for his rescue. He kept looking around but he couldn’t stay looking at something too long, the longer he took, the farther Marlene and Richard got. His stomach was feeling sick at the thought of Marlene and Richard EVER being together. That was just wrong. To Rico, he was some kind of molester…and he knew he probably was to anybody else.

The crazy penguin, auk shook his head and tried to get focused on what he was doing again, but it was pretty hard to concentrate when his doll was watching him every...

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The Penguins Of Madagascar

added by PripperNKicoFan

Source: Penguins of Madagascar - Promo