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Death kwa Chocolate
Yield: 12 servings.


Ingredients
8 oz (225 g) dark semisweet chokoleti (40-50% cocoa)
2/3 cup (140 g) butter
1 cup (210 g) sugar
4 eggs
4 heaped tablespoons (1 dl) all-purpose flour
4 tablespoons unsweetened kakao powder
1½ teaspoon baking powder au 1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
4 tablespoons sour, wamekula cream


Ingredients for frosting
2/3 cup (1.6 dl) heavy cream au whipping cream
9 oz (260 g) semisweet chokoleti (40-50% cocoa)



Method
1.Preheat tanuri, joko to 350 deg F (Gas mark 4 au 180 deg C).
2.Line a circular 10 inch (25 cm) cake tin (3 inches tall) with grease proof au other non-stick paper and grease the tin. (Please note that the cake will rise to 3 inches and collapse somewhat when cooled. If your cake tin is less than 10 inches wide and 3 inches tall we recommend that wewe use two cake tins.)
3.Break the chokoleti into small pieces and melt it with siagi over hot water.
4.Beat the eggs with sugar, mix with flour, kakao powder, baking powder and vanilla extract.
5.Slowly fold in the melted siagi and chokoleti and the sour, wamekula cream.
6.Bake at 350 degrees until a wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean, approximately 40 to 50 dakika (if using 2 cake tins 20-30 dakika may be sufficient).
7.Cool the cake completely. When it has obtained room temperature place it in the refrigerator for at least 30 dakika before removing the cake from the tin (the cake is sticky and difficult to cut when it is warm!) Remove the crusted surface on the juu of the cake, and cut in half, horizontally.

Frosting
1.Heat 2/3 cup (1.6 dl) of heavy cream au whipping cream in a sauce pan.
2.Remove from heat, add 9 oz (260 g) of finely chopped dark semisweet chocolate, stir until smooth, and let it cool until in thickens.
3.Use one 1/3 of the frosting between the two layers, 1/3 on top, and the rest around the cake. Put the cake into the fridge for one saa au zaidi to harden the frosting.
4.This cake should have room temperature when served.

Variations
A.You may add 3 tablespoons of rom, rumi to the chokoleti and siagi mixture.
B.You may use your preferred chokoleti frosting, au the frostings described for chokoleti Tart au Devil's chakula Cake.
C.You can add chopped walnuts and decorate with whole walnuts for a marvelous nutty treat!
posted by spmana123
Today was the day, the siku we would start our relaxing weekend away from this zoo and just enjoy ourselfs, everybody was ready expect for Kowalski, who alisema he was going to get our "transportation", and told us to wait there.

"Where could he be?, I want to go now!" alisema julien impatiently.

"He'll be here" I said, hoping I was right.

"Woohoo!!, vacation, finally, I've been pooped out all week" alisema Rico, cuddling with ms.perky.

"That's the spirit Rico, I've been wanting this vacation too" alisema private, making sure all his stuff was together.

"Oh, he's here!" alisema mort jumping up and down excitedly....
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posted by spmana123
I was sitting across from Kowalski's corpse, enraged at that damn dolphin,private was still crying from Kowalski's death, feeling guilty that he couldn't do anything. I was fed up and tired of it, so I finally alisema enough in my head, and begun anyway to get out of these ropes. I was struggling, biting them and trying to knock myself over, and nothing worked, until after about 30inuted of sheer force from me on these ropes, I managed to break free from them! Excited, but quietly doing so, I grabbed the bloody bat they used on Kowalski and Rico and sat back on my kiti, kiti cha and waited for my chance....
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posted by spmana123
it had been three hours since we last saw blowhole inside that small room with rico,and all we were doing was how to get into his lair without him noticing us.

skipper:c,mon, men, we need to think of something to save him?! i dont think rico can take much zaidi of this.

kowalski:i have an idea skipper, but it could be risky.

skipper:im willing to do anything to save him, even sacrifice my own life for him.

kowalski:alright then, heres the plan, i just made this machine called the inviashield.

skipper:sounds good, what does it do?

kowalski: well what it does is when wewe put the device on, wewe push...
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posted by Metallica1147
Chapter 3: Mutant Nightmare

Private left Megaton and made his way to the Galaxy News Radio Station. Private figured out how to put directions into his Pip-Boy, and it was easier then he thought. He just had to put the name of the location he wanted to go to, and the Pip-Boy would serve as a GPS. He had a bit of ways to go, but he’d go any distance to see his father again. He waddled a long road, but his Pip-Boy led him to an underground train station. Private looked at the directions again to make sure it wasn’t wrong, and it wasn’t. The underground train station was actually a shortcut...
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posted by TheRatKing1
( Author's note: the drawing belongs to Lt_Kowalski. I don't own it, but i wish i did, that's how epic it is)

*presses tape recorder button*

"0900 hours....Skipper's Log......

After the hivi karibuni success of my life's story, I decided to do one for Kowalski. He doesn't know I'm doing this, so try to keep this under wraps, comprende?

I did background checks on all of my boys when they joined the team. I don't suppose i did it thoroughly enough, because there's a whole other side to Private that I-.... right...this is about Kowalski... you'll have to wait and see if i decide to do one for Private.

Rico's...
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posted by mostar1219
hujambo guys. I've been doing a lot of thinking for quite some time now and I was thinking that maybe we should do our best in multiple ways to onyesha the world that, although the onyesha we all support might meet its end, we are still out there, we are still strong, we are still powerful and close, and we are still in massive numbers. I was thinking that maybe we can try something ("Penguinfest" is like an example) that spreads our fanguinism around and shows the world that we can't be stopped. If wewe want to think about it as a sign for a fanguin takeover on the world, be my guest. Sure, THAT won't be exactly like the takeover in "Demise of the Planet of the Fanguins", but it's still an idea of effort. I would upendo to hear suggestions for what wewe might do irl and online to embrace how great of fanguins we all are.
posted by peacebaby7
Pitterpatterpitterpatterpitterpatter... alisema the raindrops as they made contact with the roof of the HQ. That, and the tick-tocking of the clock, were the only sounds that filled the air. Kowalski and Rico sat at the meza, jedwali in silence, occasionally exchanging glances. Skipper leaned against a nearby ukuta staring out the window, even though there was nothing to see but the blueness of the water in their pond. He had made some coffee and was holding a mugfull, but he hadn't drinken any of it and had allowed it to get cold. None of them had alisema a single word since they'd returned.

Kowalski and...
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Weeks had passed. Manfredi, Johnson, and Rico had gotten to know each other considerably. Rico felt a little awkward for the first several days, afraid that Manfredi and Johnson wouldn't accept him after they'd discovered just how deep his secret ability went. But even after he upchucked the pipe wrench, crowbar, clipboard, and an assortment of nuts and bolts that he had managed to get into his gut at the facility, Manfredi and Johnson still treated him like any other penguin. Eventually, he found his comfort zone and started to enjoy his time with his new brothers.

"Go! Go! Go! Go!" Shouted...
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posted by winkies77
The end is near...in part two of the Ending XD (P.S. this is going to be short I did this early in the morning so...yawn!)
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HQ
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The penguins finally reached their habitat and sighed with almost relief 'till they opened the hatch.

"Skipper!" Kowalski shouted with joy.

Sophia jerked her head around. "Aw 'come on!"

Skipper and Sophia started challenging each other. They went on and on and on and on of trash talk and on and on and on.....

"OH FOR PENGUIN'S SAKE! JUST FIGHT ALREADY!" Kowalski scowled.

Sophia and Skipper looked at him with shocked looks, well, not Sophia anyway.

Private and Rico untied Kowalski and hugged him. Kowalski was just glad he didn't have to do pick up lines anymore. (Yet.)

Sophia and Skipper started air kicks and flung at each other.

Who will win?
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Sorry its short I'm sleepy
OK, so since I'm be inspired to continue kwa Sylvia & Peacebaby. Enjoy! :D
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Location: Forest
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I walked on and on in this pain-stinking woods. No chakula au water to support my needs. Just....bugs, but I rather keep my dignity. I tripped over a pebble and was knocked onto the cold feet of the Mother Nature.

It was then when I heard a strange noise of those two-legged things called, "humans."

"Hey, Dex, this one looks like its been dragged across four countries."

"Shut up wewe loon! That deer could hear yo-! hujambo Larry, I found something, it...
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The buzzer sounded.

Penguins of many ages sprinted mbele through the obstacle course. Their adrenaline coursed through their veins and they weaved around each other, most of them belly-sliding. Snow was flung into the air behind each of them as they raced to the end. Freezing cold air whipped past their faces and nipped at their cheeks. Finally, the course opened into a clearing and the penguins went into their designated sections.

Most were out of breath and their heads thumped with each pound of their heart. Subject 61 waited patiently in line for his evaluation. He'd been in this program...
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"OK lets slit up! Kowalski wewe go look in the lemurs habitat, Rico go check on Marlene, Private, the chimps, and I will go look in the petting zoo." Skipper alisema and realized they still had the axo...axol..whatever with them. "Actually, on sekunde thought, Kowalski stay here with your, "baby"."

Kowalski frowned and sighed. He sat inayofuata to the creature and gave a slight smile. "Aye, Skipper."
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Marlene's Habitat

"Mar ene?" Rico called out. No answer. He tried again and again,...
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The week had finally passed. Days seemed to go kwa longer for some reason. Lorrie had Kowalski in a small cage and was carrying him to the boat. Preston was coming with her as far as Manhattan, then he was going back to Antarctica. Once they boarded, Preston led her to her cabin, kibanda as he carried her luggage. The sun was shining brightly over the horizon and awakened the clear blue sky with its silent call of golden rays across the ocean. Once inside the cabin, Preston set her bags on the kitanda and Lorrie put Kowalski inayofuata to them. "Just ten hours away from docking in New York. You're sure wewe don't...
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It was a warm summer evening in the Central Park Zoo. The sun was now only a semi-circle peaking over the horizon. All was peaceful, a nice cool breeze swung through the trees and gates of the habitats, and colorful butterflies flew through the air. It all would've remained peaceful if a certain quadrant of penguin, auk commandos hadn't chosen today to test Kowalski's new invention.

"Okay Kowalski, what do we have this time?" Skipper asked his lieutenant. The four of them were on their habitat's island.

"Skipper, I have invented..." He got ready to rip the sheet from over-top his latest invention....
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 Conner Kenway vs. Skipper
Conner Kenway vs. Skipper
Conner Kenway
Fighting styles: Unkown
Weapons: Hidden blades, tomahawk, rev war pistol,
Description: A Native American who was initiated into the Assasin's brother hood.

Skipper
Fighting styles: Kung Fu, karate
Weapons: laser pen
Description: The leader of team penguin, auk who always seems to get himself into suisidal missions.


Conner and Skipper enter the ring Skipper readies his laser pen, Conner draws out his pistol. Conner takes the first shot Skipper jumps out of the way and turns on his laser pen. As Conner is reloading his pistol Skipper turns around, jumps up, and cuts off Conner's head. Victory goes to Skipper.
posted by ricoiswsome
 47 Vs. Rico
47 Vs. Rico
47
Fighting style: boxing, karate, Kung Fu
Weapons: Twin-Silver Ballars, anything he can find in the area
Description: A bald assain, trained highly in the ways of contract killing.

Rico
Fighting style: Karate
Weapons: What ever the heck is in his gut.
Description: A psychotic little penguin, auk who shows no regards towards the rules. But is controlling of his use of explosives.

Rico walks alone in Central Park no one is around little does he know a hit was placed on him and agent 47 was sent after him. 47 waits for Rico to come out into the open. 47 the hears a twig snap under Rico's foot, he draws out his silver ballers. As Rico hears 47 emerge from behind the mti he lets loose with a smoke bomb. As the smoke clears 47 is no where to be found. As Rico continues on his way a W2000 sniper bunduki goes off getting Rico in the chest. Victory goes to 47.
posted by ricoiswsome
 Private Vs. nge
Private Vs. Scorpion
Scorpion
Fighting styles: Hapkido, Pi Gua
Weapons: Bloody spear, Ninja sword
Abilities:can manipulate moto to his will
Description: A reserected, heartless, ninja with an Unkown background. Nothing and no one can beat him.
Private
Fighting styles: karate
Weapons: none
Abilities: hyper cute
Description: The youngest and cutest of team penguin, auk also with little known about his background other than he played mini golf. Can use his hyper cute to stun anything, except for his foe.

Private and nge enter the ring. Private starts off with the hyper cute but is ineffective against Scorpion. Slowly nge gets his Bloody Spear ready. Then he shouts "Get over here" and sends the Bloody Spear at Private. With sekunde hesitation nge pulls the bloody spear back with private on it. Victory is Scorpion's.
Classic songs converted into POM

I had this funny idea one night after I had read a weird book. I'm about to try it! Please tell me if wewe like it!

London Bridge 

Penguin bridge is blow-ing up! 
Blow-ing up! Blow-ing up! 
Penguin bridge is blow-ing up! 
My baaad penguin.
BOOM!


Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star

Twinkle, twinkle, little bomb. 
How I wonder when you'll boom.
Down in my flipp-ers so low.
Like an arrow with a bow.
Twinkle, twinkle, little bomb.
How I wonder when you'll boom.
BOOM!


Old McDonald

Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And in the zoo there were the penguins!
EIEIO!
With a mission here, and...
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posted by peacebaby7
Note: This is the fanfiction I'll be uandishi between Part 2 & 3 of a fanfiction I'm uandishi now. Please enjoy. :)

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Okay…so how do I do this? I know nothing about breaking through a shell. I hear voices on the other side, concerned voices. I guess I was supposed to hatch three days ago. Well what do they expect? It’s not like I make a living out of breaking through shells. It’s not like these things come with instruction manuals, not that I could read it anyway. I tried pushing at the sides with my tiny flippers…nothing. How do other hatchlings do...
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Kowalski looked up. "Who was that?"
Doris listened. "I don't hear anything."
Kowalski held up a hand, signaling her to be quiet. He listened intently.
He heard the scream again, then two gunshots.
"I heard it that time," Doris said.
"Who was it?" Kowalski asked again. Then he realized. "Hans," he said.
"Should we go see if he's alright?" Doris asked.
Kowalski shook his head. "He's Skipper's enemy."
"So?"
"So he's my enemy too."

Hans watched Skipper disappear into the jungle. "Can we not be friends, Skipper?" he whispered.
He heard someone crash into the small clearing in which he stood. He spun to...
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