So one siku Kowalski decided to clear out his lab. He threw out lots of scrap metal. Then he came across a familiar-looking broken machine...
K: Hey, isn't this my old mind-switching machine? (remember Roger Dodger?)
He decided to fix it up.
K: Done! The mind switching device is fixed!
Afterwards, Skipper came into the lab to check on what he was doing.
S: Oh, Kowalski. Don't tell me you're inventing again!
K: I'm not inventing, I'm improving my invention! There's a difference!
S: (points at machie) Then, what's that?
K: The Cerebral-Switcher 2000!
S: So, what does it do?
K: Well, it switches two person’s minds...
Skipper thinks for a while before speaking again.
S: (sighs) Fine, it can keep its horribly complicated name. But why do wewe call it improvised?
K: Remember the time we switched Rico’s mind with Roger’s? The prototype exploded.
S: So?
K: So, I’m rebuilding it.
S: What for? Roger’s nyumbani is not getting terrorized again!
K: I dunno, I just found it in my rubbish pile.
He indicated the huge pile of metal still inside his lab. Skipper glances at it, then s=decides to leave him alone.
S: Fine, I’ll just leave wewe here.
With that, Skipper left the lab. Presently, Private came in.
P: Hello, Kowalski! What are wewe doing?
K: Perfecting my Cerebral-Switcher.
P: What does it do?
K: (sighs) Do I have to explain this to everyone? It switches minds.
P: How does it work?
K: Have wewe forgotten? There’s these two… Um… Cap-like things and wewe put them on your head, like this.
He demonstrates kwa placing one of the... um... Cap-like things on his head.
PR: Ok… (Puts the other one on) Now what?
KW: Then wewe push the button… NO PRIVATE NOT NOW! NOT NOW!
Too late, Private had already pushed the button. There was a loud bang as the machine blew up.
P(Kowalski): Private, I told wewe not to push the button! Wait, my voice sounds funny…
Kowalski looks in a mirror only to see Private instead of his own self.
P(Kowalski): AHHHHH! I’ve switched bodies (and voices) with Private!
Private, who is now inside Kowalski's body, comes to.
K(Private): Kowalski? What happened… (Looks in mirror) AAHHHHH!
PR (Kowalski): We can’t let Skipper know this happened! Do whatever I tell wewe to do au we’ll be found out!
KW (Private): Right! How do we go about it, Kowal- I mean Private?
PR (Kowalski): I’ll work on my British accent, and wewe have to start maximizing your own intelligence. Just remember you’re supposed to be me, and vice versa.
KW (Private): Right. I hope Skipper won’t find out…
To be continued...