Chapter 14: Battle Strategy, with a twist
“All right guys, fall in.” Skipper said. “Here’s the plan. Skipper, Mumble, Otulissa, and 25 guardians will go defend emperorland. Kowalski, Soren, Gylfie, Digger, and whatever guardians wewe find at the Ga’Hoole mti will defend the Great Ga’Hoole Tree. Sly, Bentley, Private, Twilight, Coryn, and 50 guardians will defend Paris. Gloria, Me, Rico, Murray, and everybody who I didn’t say their names are staying here to defend The Central Park Zoo.” Pat ended.
About an saa later, Pat was giving a speech, “Guys, It has come to this, War! Well, If Dr. Blowhole and The Striga want war, kwa god will give them war! We outnumber them 2/1, but Blowhole and The Striga are cunning, wewe never know when they’re going to attack. Keep your eyes peeled! There’s a high likelihood that not all of us is going to survive. Just remember, if wewe do die, wewe gave your life to keep two evil tyrants from gaining world domination! When the individual battles are done, the remaining troops will jiunge the other battles, that way; we can win this war faster!” “Pat, I want to go to Emperorland! I need to save my chicka, Carmen, from the Skuas!” Ramon exclaimed. “Fine. Do what wewe need to do brother.” Pat replied.
It was almost time for the war to begin, but Pat wanted to give the gang a moral boost. “Okay, before wewe guys and gals leave, I’m going to lead us in a rousing rendition of We will Rock you!”
(We will Rock wewe kwa Queen)
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the mitaani, mtaa gonna be a big man some day
wewe got mud on yo' face
wewe big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'
We will
we will rock you
We will
We will rock you
Buddy you're a young man, hard man
Shoutin' in the mitaani, mtaa gonna take on the world some day
wewe got blood on yo' face
Y' big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
We will
We will rock you
Singin'
We will
We will rock you
Buddy you're an old man, poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make wewe some peace, some day
wewe got mud on your face
big disgrace
Somebody better put wewe back into yo' place
We will
We will rock you
Singin'
We will
We will rock wewe
Everybody
We will
We will rock you
We will
We will rock you
“May I say something?” Gloria asked. “Go ahead.” Pat replied. “What’s your heartsong?” “That’s a very good question! Anybody want to hear my heartsong?” “Shure!” Sly replied. “Anybody else?” Everybody would raise their hands. (Africa kwa TOTO)
I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in the 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words au ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say
"Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you!"
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men au zaidi could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
The wild mbwa cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside
Frightened of this thing that I've become
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men au zaidi could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men au zaidi could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa, I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa, I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Everybody was speechless. “Pat, that was amazing!” Mumble exclaimed. “Thank wewe that is one of many songs that I like to sing.” “Okay, Party time is over! It’s time…” Soren said, with moto in his eyes. “To arms!” Coryn exclaimed.
Disclaimer: Happy Feet, Happy Feet 2, and Legend of the Guardians belong to Warner Brothers and Village Roadshow Pictures; Penguins of Madagascar belong to Nickelodeon and DreamWorks Pictures; Sly Cooper belongs to Sanzaru Games, Sucker Punch, and Sony Computer Entertainment; Guardians of Ga’Hoole belong to Scholastic and Kathryn Lasky; We will Rock wewe belongs to Queen; Africa belongs to TOTO.
“All right guys, fall in.” Skipper said. “Here’s the plan. Skipper, Mumble, Otulissa, and 25 guardians will go defend emperorland. Kowalski, Soren, Gylfie, Digger, and whatever guardians wewe find at the Ga’Hoole mti will defend the Great Ga’Hoole Tree. Sly, Bentley, Private, Twilight, Coryn, and 50 guardians will defend Paris. Gloria, Me, Rico, Murray, and everybody who I didn’t say their names are staying here to defend The Central Park Zoo.” Pat ended.
About an saa later, Pat was giving a speech, “Guys, It has come to this, War! Well, If Dr. Blowhole and The Striga want war, kwa god will give them war! We outnumber them 2/1, but Blowhole and The Striga are cunning, wewe never know when they’re going to attack. Keep your eyes peeled! There’s a high likelihood that not all of us is going to survive. Just remember, if wewe do die, wewe gave your life to keep two evil tyrants from gaining world domination! When the individual battles are done, the remaining troops will jiunge the other battles, that way; we can win this war faster!” “Pat, I want to go to Emperorland! I need to save my chicka, Carmen, from the Skuas!” Ramon exclaimed. “Fine. Do what wewe need to do brother.” Pat replied.
It was almost time for the war to begin, but Pat wanted to give the gang a moral boost. “Okay, before wewe guys and gals leave, I’m going to lead us in a rousing rendition of We will Rock you!”
(We will Rock wewe kwa Queen)
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the mitaani, mtaa gonna be a big man some day
wewe got mud on yo' face
wewe big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'
We will
we will rock you
We will
We will rock you
Buddy you're a young man, hard man
Shoutin' in the mitaani, mtaa gonna take on the world some day
wewe got blood on yo' face
Y' big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
We will
We will rock you
Singin'
We will
We will rock you
Buddy you're an old man, poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make wewe some peace, some day
wewe got mud on your face
big disgrace
Somebody better put wewe back into yo' place
We will
We will rock you
Singin'
We will
We will rock wewe
Everybody
We will
We will rock you
We will
We will rock you
“May I say something?” Gloria asked. “Go ahead.” Pat replied. “What’s your heartsong?” “That’s a very good question! Anybody want to hear my heartsong?” “Shure!” Sly replied. “Anybody else?” Everybody would raise their hands. (Africa kwa TOTO)
I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in the 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words au ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say
"Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you!"
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men au zaidi could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
The wild mbwa cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside
Frightened of this thing that I've become
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men au zaidi could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men au zaidi could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa, I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa, I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Everybody was speechless. “Pat, that was amazing!” Mumble exclaimed. “Thank wewe that is one of many songs that I like to sing.” “Okay, Party time is over! It’s time…” Soren said, with moto in his eyes. “To arms!” Coryn exclaimed.
Disclaimer: Happy Feet, Happy Feet 2, and Legend of the Guardians belong to Warner Brothers and Village Roadshow Pictures; Penguins of Madagascar belong to Nickelodeon and DreamWorks Pictures; Sly Cooper belongs to Sanzaru Games, Sucker Punch, and Sony Computer Entertainment; Guardians of Ga’Hoole belong to Scholastic and Kathryn Lasky; We will Rock wewe belongs to Queen; Africa belongs to TOTO.
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