Chapter 14: Battle Strategy, with a twist
“All right guys, fall in.” Skipper said. “Here’s the plan. Skipper, Mumble, Otulissa, and 25 guardians will go defend emperorland. Kowalski, Soren, Gylfie, Digger, and whatever guardians wewe find at the Ga’Hoole mti will defend the Great Ga’Hoole Tree. Sly, Bentley, Private, Twilight, Coryn, and 50 guardians will defend Paris. Gloria, Me, Rico, Murray, and everybody who I didn’t say their names are staying here to defend The Central Park Zoo.” Pat ended.
About an saa later, Pat was giving a speech, “Guys, It has come to this, War! Well, If Dr. Blowhole and The Striga want war, kwa god will give them war! We outnumber them 2/1, but Blowhole and The Striga are cunning, wewe never know when they’re going to attack. Keep your eyes peeled! There’s a high likelihood that not all of us is going to survive. Just remember, if wewe do die, wewe gave your life to keep two evil tyrants from gaining world domination! When the individual battles are done, the remaining troops will jiunge the other battles, that way; we can win this war faster!” “Pat, I want to go to Emperorland! I need to save my chicka, Carmen, from the Skuas!” Ramon exclaimed. “Fine. Do what wewe need to do brother.” Pat replied.
It was almost time for the war to begin, but Pat wanted to give the gang a moral boost. “Okay, before wewe guys and gals leave, I’m going to lead us in a rousing rendition of We will Rock you!”
(We will Rock wewe kwa Queen)
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the mitaani, mtaa gonna be a big man some day
wewe got mud on yo' face
wewe big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'
We will
we will rock you
We will
We will rock you
Buddy you're a young man, hard man
Shoutin' in the mitaani, mtaa gonna take on the world some day
wewe got blood on yo' face
Y' big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
We will
We will rock you
Singin'
We will
We will rock you
Buddy you're an old man, poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make wewe some peace, some day
wewe got mud on your face
big disgrace
Somebody better put wewe back into yo' place
We will
We will rock you
Singin'
We will
We will rock wewe
Everybody
We will
We will rock you
We will
We will rock you
“May I say something?” Gloria asked. “Go ahead.” Pat replied. “What’s your heartsong?” “That’s a very good question! Anybody want to hear my heartsong?” “Shure!” Sly replied. “Anybody else?” Everybody would raise their hands. (Africa kwa TOTO)
I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in the 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words au ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say
"Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you!"
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men au zaidi could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
The wild mbwa cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside
Frightened of this thing that I've become
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men au zaidi could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men au zaidi could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa, I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa, I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Everybody was speechless. “Pat, that was amazing!” Mumble exclaimed. “Thank wewe that is one of many songs that I like to sing.” “Okay, Party time is over! It’s time…” Soren said, with moto in his eyes. “To arms!” Coryn exclaimed.
Disclaimer: Happy Feet, Happy Feet 2, and Legend of the Guardians belong to Warner Brothers and Village Roadshow Pictures; Penguins of Madagascar belong to Nickelodeon and DreamWorks Pictures; Sly Cooper belongs to Sanzaru Games, Sucker Punch, and Sony Computer Entertainment; Guardians of Ga’Hoole belong to Scholastic and Kathryn Lasky; We will Rock wewe belongs to Queen; Africa belongs to TOTO.
“All right guys, fall in.” Skipper said. “Here’s the plan. Skipper, Mumble, Otulissa, and 25 guardians will go defend emperorland. Kowalski, Soren, Gylfie, Digger, and whatever guardians wewe find at the Ga’Hoole mti will defend the Great Ga’Hoole Tree. Sly, Bentley, Private, Twilight, Coryn, and 50 guardians will defend Paris. Gloria, Me, Rico, Murray, and everybody who I didn’t say their names are staying here to defend The Central Park Zoo.” Pat ended.
About an saa later, Pat was giving a speech, “Guys, It has come to this, War! Well, If Dr. Blowhole and The Striga want war, kwa god will give them war! We outnumber them 2/1, but Blowhole and The Striga are cunning, wewe never know when they’re going to attack. Keep your eyes peeled! There’s a high likelihood that not all of us is going to survive. Just remember, if wewe do die, wewe gave your life to keep two evil tyrants from gaining world domination! When the individual battles are done, the remaining troops will jiunge the other battles, that way; we can win this war faster!” “Pat, I want to go to Emperorland! I need to save my chicka, Carmen, from the Skuas!” Ramon exclaimed. “Fine. Do what wewe need to do brother.” Pat replied.
It was almost time for the war to begin, but Pat wanted to give the gang a moral boost. “Okay, before wewe guys and gals leave, I’m going to lead us in a rousing rendition of We will Rock you!”
(We will Rock wewe kwa Queen)
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the mitaani, mtaa gonna be a big man some day
wewe got mud on yo' face
wewe big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'
We will
we will rock you
We will
We will rock you
Buddy you're a young man, hard man
Shoutin' in the mitaani, mtaa gonna take on the world some day
wewe got blood on yo' face
Y' big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
We will
We will rock you
Singin'
We will
We will rock you
Buddy you're an old man, poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make wewe some peace, some day
wewe got mud on your face
big disgrace
Somebody better put wewe back into yo' place
We will
We will rock you
Singin'
We will
We will rock wewe
Everybody
We will
We will rock you
We will
We will rock you
“May I say something?” Gloria asked. “Go ahead.” Pat replied. “What’s your heartsong?” “That’s a very good question! Anybody want to hear my heartsong?” “Shure!” Sly replied. “Anybody else?” Everybody would raise their hands. (Africa kwa TOTO)
I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in the 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words au ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say
"Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you!"
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men au zaidi could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
The wild mbwa cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside
Frightened of this thing that I've become
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men au zaidi could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men au zaidi could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa, I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa, I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Everybody was speechless. “Pat, that was amazing!” Mumble exclaimed. “Thank wewe that is one of many songs that I like to sing.” “Okay, Party time is over! It’s time…” Soren said, with moto in his eyes. “To arms!” Coryn exclaimed.
Disclaimer: Happy Feet, Happy Feet 2, and Legend of the Guardians belong to Warner Brothers and Village Roadshow Pictures; Penguins of Madagascar belong to Nickelodeon and DreamWorks Pictures; Sly Cooper belongs to Sanzaru Games, Sucker Punch, and Sony Computer Entertainment; Guardians of Ga’Hoole belong to Scholastic and Kathryn Lasky; We will Rock wewe belongs to Queen; Africa belongs to TOTO.
Private:LET ME GO
Blowhole:why?
Private:because I am missing the LUNACORNS!!!
blowhole:u upendo the lunacorns? I upendo the LUNACORNS
Private:NO WAY!
(they'd watched the lunacorns)
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(back at the HQ)
skipper:PRIVATE!!!!!!!!!
Kowalski:guys I have something to say
Rico:what?
Kowalski:I-I-I- upendo PRIVATE
skipper:what about doris?
Kowalski:I alisema that to make private jeouls
Skipper:whoa did not see that caming
(at blowhole's lair)
Blowhole:WHY?DID U FORGOT PRISSCES SHARES A LOTS BIRTHDAY
Private:Aww commical
Blowhole:awww Harry potter u suck hope u die in the last movie YEAH VOLDY!
private:Harry potter is amazing
(back at the HQ)
Kowalski:TELL HER RON TELL HER THAT U LOVE-
(skipper slaps Kowalski)
Skipper:Kowalski! Stop watching this Harry potter movies-oh which one are u watching?
Kowalski:deathly hallows part 1
Skipper:oh did u hear that part 2 comes out inayofuata mwaka
Kowalski:OH YEAH GO HARRY!!!
Rico:.............?
Blowhole:why?
Private:because I am missing the LUNACORNS!!!
blowhole:u upendo the lunacorns? I upendo the LUNACORNS
Private:NO WAY!
(they'd watched the lunacorns)
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(back at the HQ)
skipper:PRIVATE!!!!!!!!!
Kowalski:guys I have something to say
Rico:what?
Kowalski:I-I-I- upendo PRIVATE
skipper:what about doris?
Kowalski:I alisema that to make private jeouls
Skipper:whoa did not see that caming
(at blowhole's lair)
Blowhole:WHY?DID U FORGOT PRISSCES SHARES A LOTS BIRTHDAY
Private:Aww commical
Blowhole:awww Harry potter u suck hope u die in the last movie YEAH VOLDY!
private:Harry potter is amazing
(back at the HQ)
Kowalski:TELL HER RON TELL HER THAT U LOVE-
(skipper slaps Kowalski)
Skipper:Kowalski! Stop watching this Harry potter movies-oh which one are u watching?
Kowalski:deathly hallows part 1
Skipper:oh did u hear that part 2 comes out inayofuata mwaka
Kowalski:OH YEAH GO HARRY!!!
Rico:.............?
one night as a storm hit marlene was asleep but mort came in and he could not sleep. marlene remembered a song her mom used to sing to her when she could't sleep so as she put mort on an spare kitanda she sang:
go to sleep
rest opon your bed
may this night bring dreams to your head
hear my voice
never let it die
keep this lullaby
soon the sun shall sat on
long it will be till dawn
never from wewe will I be gone
carry on
with this world of fear
now the time is near
peace will soon rain here
as marlene completed the song mort was fast asleep.as she was walking outside she saw skipper
marlene:hey skipper so hows the team?
skipper:marlene theres no time to talk my team alisema that they heard a girl singing.
marlene:skipper that was me.
skipper:what?!
marlene:mort could't sleep so I just sang a lullaby my mom used to sing and mort was out like a light.
skipper:wow marlene your song lulled privete to sleep.
marlene:huh?
go to sleep
rest opon your bed
may this night bring dreams to your head
hear my voice
never let it die
keep this lullaby
soon the sun shall sat on
long it will be till dawn
never from wewe will I be gone
carry on
with this world of fear
now the time is near
peace will soon rain here
as marlene completed the song mort was fast asleep.as she was walking outside she saw skipper
marlene:hey skipper so hows the team?
skipper:marlene theres no time to talk my team alisema that they heard a girl singing.
marlene:skipper that was me.
skipper:what?!
marlene:mort could't sleep so I just sang a lullaby my mom used to sing and mort was out like a light.
skipper:wow marlene your song lulled privete to sleep.
marlene:huh?
(at the zoo)
Alex:so came and raise your glass-oh were here
Harry:yeah
Mars:look at the penguins
Skipper:cute and cuddly boys cute and cuddly
Private:skipper look 14 mwaka olds
Kowalski:they may not be insurers
Alex:oh how cute!
Skipper:well hello
Mars:Alex look
Alex:what?
(Harry came with a Rose)
Harry:for u
Alex:aw
Ron:egh
Hermione:RON!
skipper:so there a boyfriend well 2 can play that game
Private:really?
Skipper:agh
Mars:hey look a imba competen
Alex:here I am once again feeling Lost but know and then I breath it in to let it go and u don't know where u are know (Alex sang "Make it Shine")
Alex:so came and raise your glass-oh were here
Harry:yeah
Mars:look at the penguins
Skipper:cute and cuddly boys cute and cuddly
Private:skipper look 14 mwaka olds
Kowalski:they may not be insurers
Alex:oh how cute!
Skipper:well hello
Mars:Alex look
Alex:what?
(Harry came with a Rose)
Harry:for u
Alex:aw
Ron:egh
Hermione:RON!
skipper:so there a boyfriend well 2 can play that game
Private:really?
Skipper:agh
Mars:hey look a imba competen
Alex:here I am once again feeling Lost but know and then I breath it in to let it go and u don't know where u are know (Alex sang "Make it Shine")
Alex:gee who knew that it was going to be a heat wave
Ron:I did Alex
Alex:then why didn't wewe tell me dude
Harry:alright don't fight
Herimone:just have a nice siku and-
Alex:you guys sound a lot like parents
Ron:yep
Harry:just came on and let's go see penguins
Alex:yahhhhh!
(at the penguin, auk habit)
Ron:why do we have to see stupid penguins
(Alex slaps Ron)
Harry:cause it's her birthday Ron
Ron:when its my birthday we'll do something better
Alex:yeah right I bet you'll have it with pigs oink oink oink oink
Ron:shut up Alex
Alice:no fighting around HERE!
Alex:alright Alice sheesh
Ron:sounds like some one woke up on the wrong side of the bed
(then laugh)
Ron:I did Alex
Alex:then why didn't wewe tell me dude
Harry:alright don't fight
Herimone:just have a nice siku and-
Alex:you guys sound a lot like parents
Ron:yep
Harry:just came on and let's go see penguins
Alex:yahhhhh!
(at the penguin, auk habit)
Ron:why do we have to see stupid penguins
(Alex slaps Ron)
Harry:cause it's her birthday Ron
Ron:when its my birthday we'll do something better
Alex:yeah right I bet you'll have it with pigs oink oink oink oink
Ron:shut up Alex
Alice:no fighting around HERE!
Alex:alright Alice sheesh
Ron:sounds like some one woke up on the wrong side of the bed
(then laugh)
Everyone was gone except for two of the penguins.
the others where on a vacation with Kaitlyn's sister Leah which she was very annoying.
So I didn't go but my cell phone ranged a penguin, auk alisema "Do wewe know I'm a dimwit?"
"I'm a dimwit?"i alisema and the penguin, auk alisema "You're sure are!" I hanged up angrily and alisema "it could be Skipper,Lily,or Rico."
Private's phone ranged inayofuata a the penguin, auk alisema "Is you're refrigerator running?" "I don't know," alisema private. "If it is you'd better catch it!" The voice said.
Private alisema angrily "It could be Kowalski,Rico,or Lily" he complained. But as soon as he alisema it Skipper ran in. me and Private gasped like if the winkies were going out of business.
"Don't be alarmed I was here the whole entire time,and sorry if I didn't let one of wewe go instead," He said."But Private all the penguins wewe alisema were wrong,"
WHO WAS THE PRANK CALLER?
the others where on a vacation with Kaitlyn's sister Leah which she was very annoying.
So I didn't go but my cell phone ranged a penguin, auk alisema "Do wewe know I'm a dimwit?"
"I'm a dimwit?"i alisema and the penguin, auk alisema "You're sure are!" I hanged up angrily and alisema "it could be Skipper,Lily,or Rico."
Private's phone ranged inayofuata a the penguin, auk alisema "Is you're refrigerator running?" "I don't know," alisema private. "If it is you'd better catch it!" The voice said.
Private alisema angrily "It could be Kowalski,Rico,or Lily" he complained. But as soon as he alisema it Skipper ran in. me and Private gasped like if the winkies were going out of business.
"Don't be alarmed I was here the whole entire time,and sorry if I didn't let one of wewe go instead," He said."But Private all the penguins wewe alisema were wrong,"
WHO WAS THE PRANK CALLER?
