Penguins of Madagascar Article: penguin, auk Bloopers: Kowalski

posted by peacebaby7

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Eventually it will kumeza the whole universe!"

Rico: *gets angry & throws chronotron into black hole*

*black hole closes*

Kowalski: "But...but that shouldn't have worked, it breaks all...it breaks all...uh, LINE PLEASE!"

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 2

*black hole closes*

Kowalski: "But...but that shouldn't have worked, it breaks all known rules of the universe!"

Skipper: "That's why we call Rico a maverick. He makes his own rules."

Rico: "K-k...Yea!"

Kowalski: "But...But...The uni...uni...ACHOO! Aw, crud."

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 3

Skipper: "That's why we call Rico a maverick. He makes his own rules."

Rico: "K-k...Yea!"

Kowalski: "But...But...The universe!"

Skipper: "Problem solved. Now go--"

*--Kowalski's cell phone rings*

Kowalski: *sigh* "Hello?...AW MA! I'M WORKING HERE!"

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 4

Kowalski: "But...But...The uniflerse! *sigh* I hate the universe."

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carsfan LOL! The cell phone one... HILARIOUS! XD

mostar1219 ^ agreed

cattoy10 ^^ *Nods head in agreement* ^

peacebaby7 Hahaha thanks guys. XD

LoveCartoons25 Kowalski have mom! Cool! That was funniest what you writed! And Kowalski can't say " universe "? Smart guy? XD

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the penguins of madagascar legend of zelda script part 1

posted by anna447

marlene:"skipper skipper were are you?"
skipper was sleeping in the hq like always.
marlene:"oh there wewe are WAKE UP"
the shout startled skipper resalting in him wakeing up.
marlene:now that your awake heres what I woke wewe up for since it is your bday the old squrel made a gift for you.
skipper:oh well in that case.*runs out*
kowalski:hey whate up
at the tree.
shalla(old squrel):young worreir I persent wewe with this *holds link sout*
skipper:"you don't expet me to ware that do you?"
shalla:put it on"
*skipper puts on the link sout*
shalla:now come with me theres zaidi to be shown"
*skipper floows shalla...

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The penguin, auk, alka Zone Episode 4: It's a good life Skippah

posted by 67Dodge

Prolouge: wewe are entering a wondrous world, outside our own world, taking in it's claims kwa weird phenomena. Throught the pit of man's fears, and the summit, of his knowledge. This "other world" is one that causes the fall of empires, society, and the deepest of courage, the place I speak of is indeed. The Twilight Zone. -Rod Serling.
The mwaka is 1962, in a beautiful stretch of prairie in Omaha, Nebraska, a happy community of farmers, bia mongers, and the occassional middle class. This community thrived, until, a monster came to town. He would send anything he was displeased with to an area...

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Penguins of Madagascar Mistletoe Kisses

posted by Katie_Kat200

Weeeeeelllll, I was watching BTR krisimasi Special and I saw them get their mistletoe kisses (you can see where this is going), I thought that maybe the penguins should get their mistletoe kisses (There's a hint of Skilene in here) Sooooooo here goes.

Skipper: Well, boys, it is officially krisimasi Eve. So... what do wewe wanna do?
Marlene: (popping in, holding something behind her back) hujambo guys! Guess what I got?
Private: A lunacorn!
Skipper: juu secret plans to take over the world
Kowalski: A freeze ray!
Rico: DYNAMITE!
Marlene: Nooooo... (she pulls a stick with a mistletoe on the end and points...

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The penguin, auk, alka Zone Episode 1: Nightmare at 20,000 feet

posted by 67Dodge

Kowalski was going on vacation after a nervous breakdown at the zoo. Marlene had gone with him because she needed to unwind and relax. Kowalski began sweating vigorously, and scratching his head. 'What's wrong Kowalski?' asked Marlene. 'Nothing, the plane's motor is just...unreliable,' alisema Kowalski. 'Oh, I get it, you're afraid of heights,' teased Marlene. 'I am not!' yelled Kowalski as he took a weed. 'No smoking, sir,' alisema a flight attendant. 'Of course I understand, sorry,' alisema Kowalski. Only two days zamani had Kowalski started smoking, but in the path to the plane's destination, it will...

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There is a Reason: Chapter Three

posted by krazy4kowalski

Sorry it took me so long to update! This was a difficult chapter to write, but I’m pleased with the final product. I hope wewe enjoy it and, yes, not all the characters are going to survive this. Just wanted to make that clear.

Hopeless Situations

“Um, excuse me, Dr. Blowhole?” Private said, “I-I’m still stuck here!”
“Oh, I know, Private,” he responded, “I know.”
“Hey, let the private go, Blowhole!” Skipper ordered.
The dolphin bowed mockingly, “Your wish is my command, Skipper!” At that moment, the floor began to tremble. The penguins hit the floor, and Kowalski...

mbwa mwitu vs.Otter chapter 1

posted by nookehene

New Transfer
It was early in the morning when I was getting the team ready for today's schedule. They were all there except for Kowalski. I had aliyopewa Kowalski orders to go and see what all the commotion was about in Alice's office last night. I was almost done telling everybody everything for today, when Kowalski jumping into the H.Q. "Speak man." I commanded him. He was out of breath and looked excited and worried, which was making me anxious. "We are getting a new transfer." Kowalski alisema when he caught his breath. "New transfer!" I exclaimed. "Tell us more" Private alisema anxiously. "Well..."...

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Penguins of Madagascar play Operation taco Part 3

posted by 18wanda

The sinks have been successfully clogged with whatever paper the penguins could salvage from Kowalski's idea clipboard, and the toilets were most certainly clogged with toilet paper. The taco couldn't climb in the sewer now. And as for the door, it was successfully barricaded with bodies for all the penguins minus Rico were piled in front of the door, holding back the pressure put upon it kwa the great taco terror.
Skipper: Hang on, prairie dogs!
Private(whining): We should have gone to IHop!
Kowalski: What are we going to do? We are trapped in a bathroom and to make it even worse there is a mutant...

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What is big, gassy and cold?

added by Bitt3rman

Source: me

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Skipper and Julien

added by Rikopriski

Source: Best Foes

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pink Kowalski

added by Sassl

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Nickelodeon Slime Commercial - Penguins of Madagascar

added by yokaisummoner

[DISClAIMER: I do not own this; this was uploaded kwa ThibaultAnd.] Didn't see this here so...yeah, "Penguins of Madagascar getting slimed. Without watermarks in center and in good quality . Enjoy ;)"

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slimed

private

rico

maurice

julien

mort

marlene

skipper

kowalski

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