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Congaga: Take 1

Julien: "I am the conga king! Doing the conga thing! Tail up then tail down! Hold my bottom & sing!"

Julien/Maurice/Mort: "Escongo! Congaga!--"

Julien: "Stay on key, Mort!"

Director: "Julien, that was you..."

Congaga: Take 2

Julien: "I am the conga king! Doing the conga thing! Tail up then tail down! Hold my bottom & sing!"

Julien/Maurice/Mort: "Escongo! Congaga! Walk on in! Congaga! wewe can't stop! Congaga! Jump in line & sing! Congaga!"

Julien: "Please don't be tardy! Be on time to this dance party! Please come to this con--Con--CON! Congagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Congagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Lemurs/Po: "Congaga!"

Director: "Po!? How many times do I have to tell wewe this isn't the Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness Studio!"

Po: "Uuuuuuum...let's see...there was that time, that time...that time...about 32."

Director: T_T "Just go..."

Congaga: Take 3

Julien: "Please don't be tardy! Be on time to this dance party! Please come to this con--Con--CON! Congagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Congagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Lemurs: "Congaga!"

*Marlene runs kwa with Skipper chasing her*

Marlene: "No Skipper! Stop! wewe know I'm ticklish!"

Skipper: *in a sing-song voice* "That's the pooiint!"

*Skipper grabs Marlene kwa the waste & Marlene starts laughing her head off*

Director: "Skipper! Marlene! Can't wewe 2 go somewhere else to tickle each other! I'm filming here!"

*Skipper & Marlene look up at Director*

Skipper: "Can't wewe go somewhere else to film!?"

Director: *scowls at Skipper*

Congaga: Take 3

Julien: "Please don't be tardy! Be on time to this dance party! Please come to this con--Con--CON! Congagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Congagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Lemurs: "Congaga!"

Mason: "He must be stopped before he congas agai--
...
What's that?"

*Marlene can be heard laughing in the near distance*

Marlene: *distant voice* "Skippehahahaha! Stop iHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm ticklishahahahaha! Somebody help mehehehehehehe!!!"

Director: "This is going to be a long siku isn't it..."
posted by Colonelpenguin
The penguins where eating chajio, chakula cha jioni at my mansion it was huger then two football fields and a half.
But, thing suddenly change when my sister walked in and they kept on tripping over my carpet.
Sister: I have good news.
Me:Spit it out.
Sister: I forget but I have a....
Me:A what
Sister:Oh...Right I have a note for you
Note: Dear person who lives on Falling Sky mitaani, mtaa we will be putting a 7-foot and 9In. bomb in the house today at 2pm.(I'd look at the clock and it was 5pm.) And wewe have 2 and a half hours to pack your stuff.
Me:We need to find to find the bomb before we will make a big BOOM BOOM!
Sister:On...
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The owl,Rose,was perched upon a branch,as usual as she watched her soon-to-be-mate....
[the inayofuata night]
Rose silently swooped down to provide company to Kowalski.she had dreamed of this night for so long...-Hello my love-she alisema in a hushed whisper-.-Who-he was interrupted kwa Rose as she placed her feather on his beak.she laid he down and sat gently on his stomach.-You have no idea how long I wanted to meet you-she said.Kowalski was stunned yet unsurprised on how a ghalani owl came from seemingly nowhere.she slid herself down farther on his body.kowalski felt numb as she did this.she then proceeded to rub his cock.Kowalski had realized how she had waited for zaidi than to meet him.she then laid herself down on him.he had no clue what so ever of her desire.she exposed his cock.she got up and proceeded to lick it.he moaned slightly as she did.Rose kept licking,sucking,and vise versa.she then let him be in his numbed state and flew off silently.Kowalski was left alone..for now...
The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski shabiki fiction: Part 4 - Escape and Return

Shocked was the only word that could describe Kowalski's expression.
    (Dr. Blowhole wants to kill Skipper! If I don't agree to his plan, I'll either be devoured kwa Chromeclaw 2 au be killed kwa his lobster, kamba minions. If I do agree, I'll be let free from the trap I'm stuck in.... that can be my chance to get out of here.)
    Kowalski put on an evil smile. "I agree to the offer Blowhole, Skipper betrayed me and he needs a small lecture on deceiving others. I only need wewe to unwrap...
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posted by MsKowalski99
One Night in The Penguin's Hq When The Penguins Where All Sound Asleep, Kowalski Was Dreaming About Science All Last Night That He For Got To Get Up That Morining For Training. So, Skipper Had To Go in The Hq And Tickle Kowalski Till He Got Up. kwa The 4th au 5th Spot Skipper Was Tickiling Kowalski. Kowalski alisema "Skipper, That's Enough, Stop It!" So Kowalski Got Up from After Skipper Was done Tickling Him And Did His Daily Training With The Others. After The Training When He And the Others When Back Inside, Kowalski Said, "I Need To Find Some Romance." So, When Kowalski alisema That, In The Middle...
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posted by skipperluvs
This is just a really quick ONE-SHOT. I am right now, inside my mother's van while she is going insane because my sister won't shut up. My dad took my sister up to the church, so my mother could be calm, and left me here to make sure she is safe. (Yes, I am in a church's parking lot) So…I have nothing to do and decided to entertain myself kwa uandishi a ONE-SHOT! Wahoo! I must hurry though…the battery is at 65%! OK…So…enjoy (: Oh, another quick note, this is in Kowalski's point of view.
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What is the meaning of life? Why were animals, humans,...
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it's morning at the zoo:
kowalski says to skipper: i think wewe have pretty eyes!
skipper: uh are wewe ok kowalski???
kowalski: flibberty gibbet man im as juxtaposed as the inayofuata hamburger!!!
private: skippa i really think there's something wrong with kowaslki!!!( goes to kowalski and knocks on his head) is anybody in there???
kowalski: why i dont know sweety bun!!!
private: skippa he's really freaking me out.....
ow!!!
skipper: what happened private???
Private: he's pulling me very hard help skippa!!!
skipper: rico!!! code blue weapens check wa- wait we cant hurt our teamate we just cant but we have to find out whats wrong!!!

see what happens in number 2
thanks
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