Penguins of Madagascar Article: Classic Songs Converted into POM

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posted by SuperRico

Classic songs converted into POM

I had this funny idea one night after I had read a weird book. I'm about to try it! Please tell me if wewe like it!

London Bridge

penguin, auk bridge is blow-ing up!
Blow-ing up! Blow-ing up!
penguin, auk bridge is blow-ing up!
My baaad penguin.
BOOM!

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star

Twinkle, twinkle, little bomb.
How I wonder when you'll boom.
Down in my flipp-ers so low.
Like an arrow with a bow.
Twinkle, twinkle, little bomb.
How I wonder when you'll boom.
BOOM!

Old McDonald

Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And in the zoo there were the penguins!
EIEIO!
With a mission here, and a KABOOM there!
Here a mission, there a bomb, everywhere is cra-zy!
Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And on that farm there were some lemurs!
EIEIO!
With a click-click here, and a whine-whine there!
Here a smoothie, there a fuss, everyone is boo-ing!
Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And in that zoo there were two chimps!
EIEIO!
With a trash-trash here, and some cleaning there!
Here a mess, there a scrub, everything is dirty!
Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And in that zoo there was an otter!
EIEIO!
With an oyster here, and a swim-swim there!
Here an eat, there a splash, everything is luxury!
Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
BOOM!

Jingle Bells

Jingle bomb!
Jingle bomb!
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride in a dynamited sleigh!
Hey!
Jingle bomb!
Jingle bomb!
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun- it is to ride- in a dy-na-myted sleigh!
BOOM!

27Kowalski, egel_0507 and 3 others like this

queenpalm Oh my goodness! So funny! My favorite would have to be Jingle Bomb! 8-)

pomfan2 So clever and hilarious !!! Love it :D

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Jet pack Test

posted by JediPenguin16

!!!Ignore the DOTS. They are there to hold the poem together in the shape I wanted. Just look at the words!!!

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A new start chapter 6

posted by Annacrombie

Hello wonderfuly bila mpangilio PoM mashabiki i have some good news about A new start-I have come up for a name of the person who is uandishi the story, i cant reveal her name but she is one of my OC's along wiv my other OC's:Lily, Twitter and Seattle (Seattle is on fanfic in one of my stories).
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A new start chapter 6

I didnt know why he did this but Skipper decided to make up a squad, one kwa one we joined ~ i joined first! and became sekunde in charge ~, Skipper alisema we had to do some training, we started doing some basic moves simple stuff, i was quite good...

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Cookies, Games & Snowcones XXL part 3

posted by Sandrei

CHAPTER 3: Snowcones

A family of ginger squirrels was gazing in shock at a group of penguins, sitting in the middle of the sandbox. They were leaning against something which looked like a plastic box, wriggling, bantering with each other, bursts of loud laughter echoing all over the park. There were lots of empty chokoleti bags wallowing around them.
"Private, how come Skipper didn't notice wewe sneaking out with a pack of Maggie Smaggie chokoleti bars?" asked Kowalski.
"Well, it was just a decoy, Kowalski" explained Private, giggling nervously. "I used to keep those chokoleti bars in a Diet Cookies...

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In the Shadows: Part 6 - Monster

posted by ThatDamnLlama

The moonlight casted shawdows throughout the zoo. Puddles lay still on the concrete, almost wanting to be stepped in. The cool air swept over the exhibits.

The faint sound of footsteps grew louder and louder, and then he was revealed in the light.

Skipper waddled past Marlene's exhibit and towards the gift shop. The door automatically opened for him, and he wondered inside, as if he knew he had to come here.

The door slammed shut behind Skipper, trapping him in the darkness.

He spoke loudly and clearly towards the opposite side of the room.

"Show yourself."

Silence.

Skipper spoke again with equal...

Taken (chapter 4)

posted by KowalskiGirl345

( they all went in kitanda that night, with Private at home, but the inayofuata morning he was missing again!)

S: Kowalski, Kowalski get up!
K: Leave me alone, im trying to sleep!
S: Kowalski, its 12:00 in the afternoon!
K: So?!!
S: Firt of all, its past the time when wewe normaly get up, and secound Private is missing again!
K: WHAT?!..OW! ( kowalski hitted his head on juu of his bunck were he sleeps)
S: Hes missing again! Cant wewe hear me?!
K: Duh! I can hear you, but how can he be missing again?!
S: How im soppost to know?!
K: I dont know, I was thinking wewe would!
R: HUSH!!!
S: Ok, ok! We will, and why wewe have...

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Three Days to Live 1

posted by woowie

It was a nice day, and Kat was running outside of the Zoo, when she felt a sharp pain in her leg. She didn't know what it was, so she kept running. She fell. Suddenly, she was at the animal hospital in a cage. She overheard a doctor saying something, "This one here only has 3 days to live, but we're letting her go so she can see her Marafiki obe last time." Kat was- dying!?

She was back at home. Private noticed something strange about her. "Kat? What's wrong?" He asked. "This might sound crazy, but... I'M DYING IN THREE DAYS!" she answered. Everyone stopped what they were doing- shocked. Why Kat?

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Phantom of the Opera Part 11

posted by KowalskiTheLich

Kowalski quickly hopped down various branches and out of the mti as quickly as possible; he was sure that some animals, almost certainly the other penguins, would be scaling the mti in dakika in order to see what had caused the ‘disturbance’. As Skipper tried to calm the crowd, Kowalski waited behind the mti for a bit to make sure he was telling them of his demise. When he was satisfied, Kowalski slipped away from the mti as silently as possible and dashed behind a bench, waited until he was positive none of the wanyama were looking in his direction, then ran until he reached the nearest...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Twelve

posted by Cornflak

“Okay, so now you’d have to songesha this little guy over here. wewe see?” Marlene smiled as she repositioned one of the pieces on the chess board.

Rico, who sat on the opposite side of the board that rested on a small boulder, rubbed his head in confusion. He wasn’t quite getting the hang of this new game. He had witnessed Kowalski and Skipper playing it many times before, but never did he make an attempt to participate.

“Okay, so it’s my turn, and…I think I’ll move…” she paused as her hand hovered over the board, searching for the perfect piece to use, “…this one!” Marlene...

The Great Migration (5. Seeing Things)

posted by Aquade

"Are we there yet?" asked Leroy for the hundredth time.

It had been a while since they set off from the harbor. The penguins groaned. Private looked over at Leroy, his eyes pleading. "Can wewe pleeease find something else to do?"

Leroy shook his head, grinning. "Nope. It's fun to annoy wewe guys –especially Skipper."

Skipper looked ready to blow a fuse. Kowalski aliiba a look at his leader before widening his eyes. "Um, Leroy, it would be the best interest for your health if wewe stopped."

"Why?" Leroy caught Kowalski's eye. "Oh."

Kowalski checked their fuel gauge. "We need to make a pit stop soon....

I Work Alone (16. Three Sticks of Dynamite)

posted by Aquade

As I dodged a frantic grab from X, I glanced at the other penguins. We had certainly come far from our starting point. There was no doubt that we would beat X and get out of here. I launched a kick at X, but was batted away. He really was as good as they had alisema he was. As I flipped to break my fall, I skidded around. "Any ideas?"

They all shook their heads. I turned to Skipper. "You alisema that we needed some prayers, right?"

"It was a figure of speech!"

"It's the only thing we have!"

"Oh don't worry; I'm sure we've all alisema zaidi than enough prayers to last us for a lifetime."

"So the only things...

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Forbidden Memories chapter 2: The River Of Memorials

posted by MadagascarGirl

Here's the link for chapter 1: link
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Two years later…

Skipper opened his eyes. It was early in the morning and his teammates were still asleep. He sat on the edge of his bunk and looked at the clock. 5 am. He quietly got out of his bunk and decided not to wake the others up yet. He took his coffee mug and climbed up a ladder. The new siku greeted him with bright sunbeams of the rising sun, fresh morning breeze and sough of a pond in Central Park.

Seemed to be a inayofuata normal day… but it wasn’t so ordinary.

It was siku of the Fallen. The siku created kwa military...

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Movie baby Skipper VS. Cartoon baby Skipper

added by FanOfStuff97

Source: PoM, Penguins of Madagascar new trailer

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The Characters and the Actors who Play Them!

added by SJF_Penguin

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Marlene, why are wewe touching Skipper's butt? XD

added by WolfHeart23

Source: Me

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Characters!

added by eugb

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Oh Good Golly.....

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Miracle On Ice

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Baby Rico :)

added by eugb

Source: utoto and All

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Mort

added by xDark_Angelx

Source: Gone in a Flash

Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave..

added by 27Kowalski

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Operation: Challenge— Prompt 14: Mother Nature 05.12.15

posted by peacebaby7

Mother Nature 05.12.15

Note: This installment is Rated T for intensity and one mild curse word.

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“Skipper, wewe think we should start heading home?” Private asked. “Those clouds look awfully nasty,” he observed looking up at the sky.

Skipper glanced out the window. Massive dark clouds rolled across the sky as thunder sounded in the distance. “I agree. Let’s leave a tip and go.”

The two grabbed the bag of snacks to take back to HQ, where the team planned on watching a game. After leaving a twenty kwa the register, they went out to the car, tossed the goods in the backseat and...